Fuckin' Gays

[Hometown Kid]

"Mum, Dad, I'm gay"

"WE KNOW ABOUT YOUR SECRET GIRLFRIEND!!"

"Lul damn"

:roflmao: That's great.

^ lol, then how are their more catholics's if it is immoral and against their beleifs.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Well holy hell that is messed up.

For some reason I feel that is made up Idk why I mean it just to dumb if you ask me.

 

[monkeystyle]

^ lol, then how are their more catholics's if it is immoral and against their beleifs.

Contraception...

Preventative measures against pregnancies?

 

[Beer]

I find it funny that she says that the bible says that homosexuality is wrong, when in actuality the bible says absolutely nothing about homosexuality. And no I am not religious, I find religion absolutely pointless. I am just knowledgable on the subject because I was forced by my parents to go to a catholic school

No, I'm pretty sure it says homosexuality is wrong. Sorry if I am wrong, but I am pretty sure I'm not.

 

[monkeystyle]

No, I'm pretty sure it says homosexuality is wrong. Sorry if I am wrong, but I am pretty sure I'm not.

Yeah something about a man laying with another man. Leviticus I think. Maybe.

 

[monkeystyle]

I was right aparently but there were two passages.

“You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.” Leviticus 18:22

“If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death, their blood is upon them.” Leviticus 20:13

 

[Axis]

I find it funny that she says that the bible says that homosexuality is wrong, when in actuality the bible says absolutely nothing about homosexuality. And no I am not religious, I find religion absolutely pointless. I am just knowledgable on the subject because I was forced by my parents to go to a catholic school

Well, you're wrong.

Also, fuck gay people.

And fuck minorities.

And fuck shitty posters.

 

[KenFan4life]

uhhh....do we click tha' link?

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

 

[KenFan4life]

if anything's fuckin' gay...

it's this Hate-Monger'er's Thread hurr'


fuckin' peepshow tryin' to be Adolf Hitler with his mod spot....



tryin' to lead his suck-up sheep into doin' crazy killer shit like that....

 

[Kizza]

If anyone asks, it was the Greeks that invented it >_>.

Typical.

 

[KenFan4life]

gawdamn gooky-greeks and they're homo-hatin'...thinkin' that they're sooooo coool just cause they owned a couple million mideastern smurfs with like 30 guyz and shit...

fuck'em!

 

[LadyHotrod]

...and this is what they found under his bed.

 

[KenFan4life]

that fuckin' guy looks like a gay-version of Shawn Michaels or some shit....

 

[Hidden Blaze]

That is Shawn.