FTW: Fucking Top Wrestling. Fuck The WWE. For The Win.

[Moonlight Drive]

FTW

Fucking Top Wrestling
Fuck The WWE
For The Win

Once a upon a time, in a land quite close to our own, there was a crisis taking place. Random douches claimed they wanted life injected into their realm, but were much too lazy and found it much too laborious to do it themselves. The same old WWE fed’s rolled down the line, each being more generic and monotonous and failing quicker than the last. One of these idiots decided enough is enough and it’s time for a change! Abandoning his own WWE federation, he set out to just do a completely random conglomerate of serious wrestling, comedic wrestling, half-baked ideas, drug-dealers, swearing commentators, kayfabe breaking, jumping between re-cap and full style on a whim and combining them all. He understood most would misunderstand and the whole concept would fly over there heads, but that’s to be expected. He was doing this for fun and personal enjoyment, not for the approval of others. He didn’t expect to save the realm, just fucking enjoy it. By the way, realism can go die. Fuck the WWE, this is Fucking Top Wrestling. For The Win.

Roster

Who needs a roster? All shall be revealed when I get a show rolling around, so you can all talk amongst yourselves while I nail it down. What I will reveal is it’s mainly just going to be WWE stars, past, former and future, with a little TNA, ROH and Indy (well, very little) dashed in where I see fit.

The owner of this company is the mysterious Mr. P, who is yet to be seen in our little realm of kayfabe.

The commentators are still being decided. Probably Stone Cold Steve Austin or something stupid like that.

I can see how people will think this sucks and is stupid, and it probably will from your point of view. But I’m just having fun (which you guys probably should be doing) so relax and go get back to your 'WE NEED ACTIVITY I NEED REVIEWS GRAH' little bitchfits.

Shows cum when they cum, and when they cum, reviews would be nice.
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[The Leviathan]

FTW! I hope this is as awesome as Undertaker doing a Shooting Star Press! :

 

[Kizza]

This reeks CenaHardy

Anyways, looks cool. Should be FTW.

 

[y2j__legend]

FTW is FTW~!

This may or may not be a joke BTB but I like forward to see where you go with this, and hopefully we see Jericho call everyone hippos, and hopefully you can top it off with a Big Show or a Great Khali 810 Splash off a ladder .

 

[Beer]

Gawd. We need more activity NOAW! GTFO Mr. P, stop making JOKE BTB'S!

Mr. P = Mr. Patrick. heh

 

[seX-Power]

WTF is FTW?

Looks alright, stick to this one please. (>__>)

Have Big Daddy V, Viscera and Mabel on the roster plz. Separately.

 

[THE Renegade Diesel]

lol seX, Mabel. Jesus I haven't heard about that gimmick in forever. Anyways, this looks cute Moonlight. We all might aswell just have fun now that the BTB section is supposeably under the apocalypse.

Sticking to FTW, uhm, for the win~!

 

[Moonlight Drive]

This reeks CenaHardy

Anyways, looks cool. Should be FTW.

OMG Kizza appearance. :shock:

Gawd. We need more activity NOAW! GTFO Mr. P, stop making JOKE BTB'S!

Mr. P = Mr. Patrick. heh

I thought about doing a proper one almost directly after posting this, but I'm no rulebreaker.

Have Big Daddy V, Viscera and Mabel on the roster plz. Separately.

Lol, not quite.

The Realm Has News

The first show for FTW is being prepared. Going under the name, 'Sunday Night Cattle Drive' (subject to change) it is set to absolutely own. Confirmed names due to appear on the show are Triple H, John Cena, Shelton Benjamin, Mick Foley, Rob Van Dam and Matt Hardy. There's many more but there names are too big to write.

This show is Blue, this newsreader will go out and say it right now. There's love triangles, jobbers, cheaters, supermen, wacky title reigns, druggies, QUADS, Kevin 'Fucking' Nash, Scott 'Fucking' Hall and Triple 'Fucking' H and so much more. Unconfirmed homosexuality to appear. Does not know if should pull the trigger.

FTW have announced there championships, to be held and defended in the craziest ways possible (subject to change):

Can't Get Over Without Stupid Bumps Championship (Hardcore)

I've already forgotton what I called the tag titles (lol, tag teams)

And the mid-card title (but they both have awesome names)

Should Be Prestigious And Coveted But Is The Company Slut Championship (World Title)

Biggest Boobs Champion (Womens Title)

While comparisons to the BRILLIANT WEW may be drawn, this is very different. Although Undertaker may do a Shooting Star Press, Keep it under your hat though.

Also, outside of the tiny kayfabe I just had, I'm kinda running out of material. Tell me about stupid wrestling things now please.
:zippy:​

 

[seX-Power]

This BTB scares me. Take that frightening and convert it into entertainment, I know you can! And as for ideas, here are some for you:

-Kerwin White
-Kerwin Black
-Spirit Squad incest
-Big Show gets liposuction
-In ring NRL matches
-In ring porn movies
-Torrie Wilson gets 3rd boob
-Kane gets raped ironically
-Hand gives birth to Mae Young
-Gards

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Lol, not what I meant. In the same vein I suppose, I meant more things in wrestling I can make fun of.

Lmao @ how freakily close you are with Mark Henry.

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Well, I've lost everything I've written. This is done. (lock pl0x Jimmeh)

 

[CT Styles]

I never thought this would last to be honest. The whole concept just didn't seem like it'd work out.

 

[seX-Power]

Next time, do a serious BTB please.