Moonlight Drive
Guest
FTW
Fucking Top Wrestling
Fuck The WWE
For The Win
Once a upon a time, in a land quite close to our own, there was a crisis taking place. Random douches claimed they wanted life injected into their realm, but were much too lazy and found it much too laborious to do it themselves. The same old WWE fed’s rolled down the line, each being more generic and monotonous and failing quicker than the last. One of these idiots decided enough is enough and it’s time for a change! Abandoning his own WWE federation, he set out to just do a completely random conglomerate of serious wrestling, comedic wrestling, half-baked ideas, drug-dealers, swearing commentators, kayfabe breaking, jumping between re-cap and full style on a whim and combining them all. He understood most would misunderstand and the whole concept would fly over there heads, but that’s to be expected. He was doing this for fun and personal enjoyment, not for the approval of others. He didn’t expect to save the realm, just fucking enjoy it. By the way, realism can go die. Fuck the WWE, this is Fucking Top Wrestling. For The Win.
Roster
Who needs a roster? All shall be revealed when I get a show rolling around, so you can all talk amongst yourselves while I nail it down. What I will reveal is it’s mainly just going to be WWE stars, past, former and future, with a little TNA, ROH and Indy (well, very little) dashed in where I see fit.
The owner of this company is the mysterious Mr. P, who is yet to be seen in our little realm of kayfabe.
The commentators are still being decided. Probably Stone Cold Steve Austin or something stupid like that.
I can see how people will think this sucks and is stupid, and it probably will from your point of view. But I’m just having fun (which you guys probably should be doing) so relax and go get back to your 'WE NEED ACTIVITY I NEED REVIEWS GRAH' little bitchfits.
Shows cum when they cum, and when they cum, reviews would be nice.
Fucking Top Wrestling
Fuck The WWE
For The Win
Once a upon a time, in a land quite close to our own, there was a crisis taking place. Random douches claimed they wanted life injected into their realm, but were much too lazy and found it much too laborious to do it themselves. The same old WWE fed’s rolled down the line, each being more generic and monotonous and failing quicker than the last. One of these idiots decided enough is enough and it’s time for a change! Abandoning his own WWE federation, he set out to just do a completely random conglomerate of serious wrestling, comedic wrestling, half-baked ideas, drug-dealers, swearing commentators, kayfabe breaking, jumping between re-cap and full style on a whim and combining them all. He understood most would misunderstand and the whole concept would fly over there heads, but that’s to be expected. He was doing this for fun and personal enjoyment, not for the approval of others. He didn’t expect to save the realm, just fucking enjoy it. By the way, realism can go die. Fuck the WWE, this is Fucking Top Wrestling. For The Win.
Roster
Who needs a roster? All shall be revealed when I get a show rolling around, so you can all talk amongst yourselves while I nail it down. What I will reveal is it’s mainly just going to be WWE stars, past, former and future, with a little TNA, ROH and Indy (well, very little) dashed in where I see fit.
The owner of this company is the mysterious Mr. P, who is yet to be seen in our little realm of kayfabe.
The commentators are still being decided. Probably Stone Cold Steve Austin or something stupid like that.
I can see how people will think this sucks and is stupid, and it probably will from your point of view. But I’m just having fun (which you guys probably should be doing) so relax and go get back to your 'WE NEED ACTIVITY I NEED REVIEWS GRAH' little bitchfits.
Shows cum when they cum, and when they cum, reviews would be nice.
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