Friday the 13th review-CONTAINS SPOILERS

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Brief Summary (from yahoo)

Searching for his missing sister, Clay Miller heads up to the eerie woods of legendary Crystal Lake, where he stumbles on the creaky remains of rotting old cabins behind moss-covered trees. And that's not the only thing lying in wait under the brush. Against the advice of police and cautions from the locals, Clay pursues what few leads he has in the search for his missing sister, Whitney, with the help of Jenna, a young woman he meets among a group of college kids up for an all-thrills weekend. But they are all about to find much more than they bargained for. Little do they know, they've entered the domain of one of the most terrifying specters in American film history -- the infamous killer who haunts Crystal Lake, armed with a razor-sharp machete... Jason Voorhees.


My Review

I went to see this movie last night and was biting my lip before going in. My brothers and I grew up on watching all the F13, Halloween and Elm St movies so we get fucking angry when our shit is messed up (like the Halloween remake, which fucking REEKED) so I was a bit afraid of watching this movie and being left angry at the disappointment.

As a big F13 fan, I must say in all honesty, this movie DELIVERED.

If you didn't already know, this movie is basically the first few F13 movies put together.

The first 15-20 is fucking WILD. It starts off back with Alice (if you haven't seen the original first movie, Alice is the one who chopped off Mrs. Voorhees head) and Mrs. Voorhees. Mrs. Voorhees is chasing Alice through the woods and to the lake, just like in the original, and, again, like the original, Alice ends up chopping Mrs. Voorhees head off.

We then fast forward to present time. A group of teens are headed to the camp to find some weed that is growing there (the makers of the movie obviously knew their target audience, though it's a gay concept, imo). Anyways, two wonder off to check out the cabins (this is done by Clay's sister, Whitney, and her BF, who actually find where Jason lived and search the house, in which Whitney finds a necklace with Jason and his mom's pictures inside so she keeps it), two stay at the camp site (they set up their tents in a random spot so they could sleep the night and continue their search for the weed) and one heads off to take a leak. The guy taking a leak finds the weed but Jason ensures he doesn't make it back to his friends. At this point, Jason has his sack over his head, like in F13 part 2.

Jason owns all the teens except one, who is Clay's sister.....you'll find out why later on.

Fast foward again to 6 weeks after that attack and you meet Clay, who is going around town handing out flyers for his missing sister. He runs into a group of teens in a store who are off to a cottage owned by the rich asshole friend in the group. Clay and Whitney's mother died of cancer and Whitney never showed up to the funeral so Clay knows something is wrong.

As Clay continues his search for his sister, he ends up heading to Crystal Lake and knocking on the door of the teens with the asshole rich guy that he met at the store. One of the girls offers to help Clay so they head off to the other side of the lake to hand out the flyers. As they approach a house, they hear something and hide. In the scramble, Clay leaves his bag with the flyers out in the open. The noise is from Jason, who is carrying a headless body. Jason finds the bag and takes it with him to his hiding place.

In this movie, Jason has a sort of "underground lair", which is his hiding spot for the bodies (if you've seen the original movies, his hiding spot was in the cabin with his mother's head) and his prisoner, Whitney. Jason throws the bag down and walks to the back of the lair with the dead body he was carrying and Whitney reaches for the bag and searches it. She finds Clay's flyers and knows he is there somewhere.

To explain why Jason suddenly keeps prisoners, if you saw F13 part 2, you will remember when the one counselor found Mrs. Voorhees' head and put her sweater on to "trick" Jason into thinking she was really his mother and he would do what she said. This is the same conecpt, except they use a necklace instead of the sweater. I liked the sweater idea way better. The one thing I didn't get is if the necklace made Jason think Whitney was his mother, why would he chain her up? He wouldn't chain up his own mother....


The rest of the movie is your typical F13 movie with lots of pretty cool kills. One (which I wont give away) surprised me because I didn't see it coming at all (just remember water skiiing...).


I wont give away anything else but I will tell you that the end was Jason style and you had a feeling it would happen.


For a cast of mostly unknown actors, it was surprisingly good acting. I LOVED the soundtrack to the movie but was disappointed that they barely used "ch ch ch ha ha ha", which was probably only used twice in the entire movie. It had an awesome scare factor. Even though you knew something was about to happen, you still jumped in your seat. The kills reminded me of good old classic Jason. They are nothing you haven't really seen before but they are still fun to watch.

Some of the complaints people seemed to have when I was reading other reviews were complaints that showed people didn't even watch the first few original F13 movies. A lot of people whined about him running. HE RUNS IN THE OLD MOVIES. Jason was not always like a zombie. He was fairly human in the earlier F13 movies and RAN.

The amount of nudity. Every fucking slasher movie has nudity in it. People were making it sound like every 5 seconds of the movie had nudity in it. They showed 3 FUCKING SETS OF BOOBS IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE. One guy even said there was "more nudity than killing". Not sure what movie this asswipe was watching because I saw far more killing than nudity. Yes, two couples fuck in the movie. This is what any young couple would do when camping or at a cottage. Nothing new, get over it.


I would give this movie an 8/10. I take away one point because they should have made the part where Jason gets his mask fucking EPIC but it kinda failed. I take another point away just for the weed idea. Weed suddenly grows at Crystal Lake? Yeah, fuck off, that's gay. They should have just been going on a dare or something, not to find a magical stash of weed that suddenly started to grow one day at a camp.

It was a great movie that kept the feel of the original F13 movies. If you want a real comparison, go watch F13 parts 1 and 2 and you will see the similarites.


F13 remake>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Halloween remake.

WOULD SEE AGAIN.
 

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Thanks for your comments and I have to agree saw all the originals
back in the day and just seen the remake. It is definitely worth seeing.
 

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Well here's my reply to the Hot Review by LHR, and here's somwhat of my own review.

Brief Responce to LHR

The weed concept, I agree fully with you, on how the creators adpated to the current generation. Of course, us kids were interested in weed like the blueberries we are, and understood what was going on. In the first scene, the spectacle wearing fellow is messing with the GPS, and him, and his friend ensue in a small arguement. He says "the guy said its around here, but nothings coming up on the GPS.", which led to the comedic fellow, whom was argueing with the glassed guy, saying "so there was a sign that said a mine was here, and that didnt come up on the GPS!". This leads me to the explanation of Jason's so called "second layer". I'm not sure if its accurate but, its an idea that the lair Jason had was a part of the mines. Anyways, back to the weed, there wasn't no magical growing weed in Crystal Lake. Someone obviously planted it, which also gives me the idea of it having to do with the wood cutter guy which meets Clay, and Jason. The perverted weed head. Maybe that was the weed?

I cant defend the film in the mask part, as I honestly forgot how Jason gets the mask originally. I don't think it was that bad, as they even que'ed the rising music to give the "ohh shittt" feeling. Anyways, now to move onto my review.

The Review:

Alright, I like the concept of the movie. Its simple, generic, and understandable. The loving brother feels bitter after an arguement with his sis', and his sis' ends up captured by the menacing beast Jason. The plot of the film says changes the ending of part one, as they say Alice (protoganist of part 1) decapitated her while Jason was watching. How Jason was alive, or how he watched the beheading of his mother is unexpiciable, but go along with it. Anyways, the first scene is typical F13 tradition as there's sex, there's blood, and there's Jason. What let me down here, is that they couldv'e capitalized, and had a remake of the sleeping bag kill.
That one was always awesome, and they missed out on remaking it. Instead, the gave us some generic kills, nothing special except the cutting of the ears of one of youngsters. Also, they added some fire into the mix which was interesting. The first scene made me laugh out loud. The formatting was basic, the group splits, two search, and find a cabin, which is Jasons, they see the shrine that is shown in the original series, and even get to see Mrs. Voorhee's head! Good stuff, until Jason cleans house over at the camp site, then at home, the girl being attacked last had been Clay's sister, and she also found a locket which contained Mrs. Voorhee's she looked like Whitney (the girl), and Jason keeps her around.

Credits.

After Jason picks off the previous group we fast forward so that its now aproximately 30 years following Mrs. Voorhee's massacer at Camp Crystal Lake. Let me adress Crystal Lake, as it doesn't really say weather its the original Crystal Lake, or Forest Green which was the Camp Crystal Lake from part VI, and on. Anyways, que the main group. A bunch of stereotypes which is all the makings for not having much chemistry dialouge, and acting wise. We have the funny & loser type, the rich snobby & bossy guy, the typical slut & party type, a likeable black guy whom is just a good laugh, the good girl whom dislikes the guy who's running things, and a couple who really don't showcase their character to much.

The snob, Trent, owns a Summer House which he's taking his "friends" along. In comes some confusion, as he tells the good girl he dislikes all of them, but is only invited them to have a good time. :sarcastic: So the couple which isn't show cased to much come in, ask for the truck to check out the area, and explore the other side of the lake as they called it. Trent strictlly tells the guy not to get on the boat, but wouldn't Trent see the boat riding around the lake? They misworded that in the film, and just thought I'd point that out. So que the wake boarding, or water skiing as LHR calls it. Some classic stuff here, and it got me both times.

We go to a scene where our protaganist Clay Miller, whom has already had an encounter with the group of people at the Summer Home. He, and Trent had a spar of words, but anyways, Clay goes on his little scooter around the Crystal Lake area. Which leads me to the question, where the hell is Crystal Lake? I'm guessing New York state, since Jason takes his little 'venture to Manhatten in that other movie. So Clay discovers a random building very oddly placed in the woods. Clay decideds to take a look around, and see's some guy tossing wood into a wood chipper. They speak about Clay's sister, and the chipper guy comes off pretty cool, and as Clay leaves, he asks if Clay's interested in his buschle of weed. Yeah, alright attempt at getting a laugh out. Clay moves on. Jason comes by, and not in search of a sister. He's more on the lines of killing the dude. Mr. Chipper gets some offense, before Jason brutalizes the guy, and stumbles upon the signature. Note, you do see a glimps of Jason's face, as he looks similar to the Nemesis monster from Resident Evil. Jason finds the hockey mask, and adds it to his couture.

Back at home, the gang is having a blast with drinking games, and my personal favorite character, Chewie pwns Trent in a drinking game which its name I forgot of. Anyways, Trent backs down, and Chewie downs what Trent was supposed to. Awesomeness. Clay knocks on the door, him, and Jenna, or the good girl as I mentioned talk, until Trent comes into a "Wtf" moment, and demands Clay leaves. Jenna goes along, and they take a walk. Eventually stumbling upon the home of Jason's, as I seem to not remember what triggers them to go in panic mode, but they see Jason carrying the corpse of an unlucky cast member, and Jason see's the bag which Clay, oddly left. WTF? Jason gets pissed, and shows that he runs the show at CL, as he activates the camp's functions, dismantles a boat rack, and is in hot pursuit of the tresspassers, he decides to go back home for a check up on our Whitney. As LHR explained with the fliers, and Whitney tries to escape, but Jason see's other wise, and nearly rips her apart, but until Whitney calls Jason by his name, and says that its ok, everything was interesting to say the least. This leads to my theory. Jason can be keeping her around because it resembles his mother, or he thinks its his mother, or he can think its his sister, its revealed he has a sister, and cousin in one of the original films. I'd like to say V-VII around then, but I'm not sure.

Jason gets back to some fun killing, and my favorite death had to be Trents. I was pulling for the black guy the whole way in his confrontation with Jason, but oh well. Shit happens. One thing I disliked about the film was that Michael Bay got to funny with his stuff, as he thought he was working with Batman again. Jason has been hanging out with Goku, or something because he teleports. Explain to me how he goes from his lair, to the summer home, to the roof top, to the street, then into the home through a window on the second floor. This was ridiculous, really. This really took away from the movie, and then when it mattered, when Jason's going to kill the main people, he has to run to catch up to him? Why not teleport, then use your Kamehameha waves to blast them?

The ending was typical F13 fashion, but one thing that got me was the death of the good girl. She stuck with Clay the whole film, and then ended up dead. Sad story, I hate that. I grew attatched to the three, and then the fuckers kill one off. Clay takes quite a beating, getting tossed around, and bashed into a car, but this is all shown in a average sized cut across his face the next morning. Way to have battle scars man. Whitney, and Clay do another dumb move. They drag Jason's 300+ lbs. ass to the dock of the lack, to dump the body? This makes no sense, when you have a titanic serial killer dead, you run, and call the cops. You don't drag him to give him a uhm "proper death", wtf. That made no sense what so ever. The ending teases the next cross over film which will be a must see.

JASON versus JAWS, or possibly Aquaman having a cameo in the next film. lol, but the remake was pretty good quality wise, but I would've like a lot more story to the film. This is a must see, and I say it is RATED R for a reason. Lots of nudity, and even more gore. If your a fan of slasher films go ahead, and check this out. I give it a

****1/2 out of *****
 

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Anyways, back to the weed, there wasn't no magical growing weed in Crystal Lake.


Oh my God, you are so stupid. I didn't literally mean it magically grew there.


Don't write a review in MY review thread. Make your own. All you did was basically type up what I typed, even down to the "fast foward" line.


:rolleyes:
 

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^hun I think that was a DAMN good review :D

I saw it last night and I was pleasantly surprised at how good it was. The violence level was great, though they could've shown more kills. The nudity level was just fine for a Rated R horror film... the storyline was perfect, and everything in between was great, except Trent, he was an asshole lol.

All in all, if you DON'T feel like seeing the movie, people, read her review, it was perfect. But I still suggest you see it anyways :D
 

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Oh my God, you are so stupid. I didn't literally mean it magically grew there.

I know that, but I'm just explaining how it happened. You thought they just threw that in there, that wasn't the case, and I justified it.
 

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I must say i was worried because the director doesn't have the best record but holy shit it was insane. I really can't say it's better than the Halloween remake though. The Halloween remake showed why Michael became all fucked up which is awesome. Friday the 13th is supposed to be a remake but it doesn't even show when Jason drowned and when his mother went after the people. It's not really a bad thing but compared to the new Halloween it was nice that they showed in detail about Michael's childhood. I'd say there all most even.
 

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Just saw it.....loved it. Honestly, it is kind of tiring seeing horny/high "tweens" in every horror movie, but since Friday The 13th pretty much made that popular (and they actually have a reason for it), I guess they kind of own that. With any luck the Nightmare On Elm Street re-make will have Freddy actually killing little kids and not "tweens" (he was a pedophile after all).
 

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I must say i was worried because the director doesn't have the best record but holy shit it was insane. I really can't say it's better than the Halloween remake though. The Halloween remake showed why Michael became all fucked up which is awesome. Friday the 13th is supposed to be a remake but it doesn't even show when Jason drowned and when his mother went after the people. It's not really a bad thing but compared to the new Halloween it was nice that they showed in detail about Michael's childhood. I'd say there all most even.

The Halloween remake was boring. I mean, anyone could have seen the lame story coming; boy gets bullied at school, gets treated like shit at home by "dad", mom is a stripper and isn't around much so he decides to kill people. It's lame and not original.

It's not to say that a kid drowning because no one is paying attention to him isn't original but it was far more original than some kid getting butthurt over his life so he kills people.

As for the part about this being a remake yet his mom doesn't kill in it, do you know how boring that would be in this day and age? People want to see Jason kill, not some old lady. Jason is what draws people in. If they did an exact remake of the original, we wouldn't see Jason except for at the very end for about 5 seconds. That would suck.

A remake doesn't have to be an exact copy. It's a story told through the eyes of different people and they tell the story based on how they imagine it happening and, in this case, the story was updated to please the audience of today.

The movie had it's flaws with the GPS systems. Jason drowned in the late 50's and this is supposed to be 20 years later. Pretty sure they didn't have those GPS mechanisms in the late 70's.