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- Sheamus defeats Charlie Haas in 8 minutes with the Brogue Kick. He then gets on the mic and demands that the King be a man and give him a title shot cuz he is clearly the #1 contender….Fella. King appears on the jumbotron and says it’s not that easy…yeah…if you want to get in the ring with the Ma-Cho-Kinggg first you gotta defeat the King’s Court in a 2 on 1 handicap match tonight…DIG IT!! Sheamus accepts.
- The second quarterfinal of the six man tag match as the Super Best Friends def Dirty Needles Inc in 4 minutes when Chuck Taylor hit the Awful Waffle on Corey Graves. After the match the SBF did a jumping triple high five in the middle of the ring and ran into the crowd and high fived all the fans.
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- DX comes out telling the crowd to suck it as they are showered with boos. Buff is seen laughing hysterically as Shawn is on the railing thrusting his crotch in an overweight male fans face. They enter the ring and HBK talks about how Steamboat never deserved that title shot and that he was a snake who waited til he was dazed by a cheapshot from Hassan and then took advantage of him. He should have got the shot at the King’s title. Steamboat comes out and says he wants Shawn one on one tonight. HBK replies no thanks he’s not really in the mood to knock him out again. Buff then says he’ll take the easy payday. Dragon accepts and the match is on for later tonight.
- Alex Shelley defeated Brian Pillman in a nontitle match with Sliced Bread #2 in 13 minutes after Pillman was distracted by Ambrose running around the ring in a Bengals jersery and Cheetah Print Zubaz pants. The two men brawl into the back until they are separated by security.
- Mojo Rawley is in the ring staying hyped and waiting for his opponent but Bad News Brown comes from the crowd and hits the Ghetto Blaster on Mojo then walks out of the ring and back into the crowd.
- Rock Star Spud comes out and says first of all that Bad News Brown is not a contracted wrestler for DFWA and that the Cat has refused to give him a contract. Spud then announces that since Ambrose and Pillman can’t be contained by normal restraints that they will be in a steel structed with four wall and a ceiling..this is know as Rage in the Cage. This match will take place at FTW and will be a title match. Spud then opens his jacked to reveal the LHW Title Belt. He talks about how he overcame the odds to beat two other superstars to become the first ever DFWA LHW Champion. As he starts to go on about his performance in the match he is interrupted.
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Enzo and Cass come to the ring and Enzo dresses down Spud talking about his absurd outfit (how you doing) his pip like hairdo (how you doing) but most of all his farce of a match against two actual vanilla midgets. He talks about how he tried to get into the tournament but Spud told him he weighed to much but he’s trying to get his weight down so Spud won’t be able to deny him a title shot. He tell him until them to get some real competition unless he is too
Spud replies that in fact he is not soft and has a title match tonight against a returning superstar. He then leaves the ring. Enzo then talks about how he and Big Cass are on their way to that 6 Man Title Championship and introduces their partner as the living legend The Junkyard Dog. Ba Da Boom REALEST GUYS IN THE ROOM.
- Their opponents the All Night Players are on the ramp and they say they to have a new partner to introduce some making his DFWA debut…
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and that they are now the Gold Standard of Six Man Wrestling.
The ANP & Shelton def BadaJYD when Spud ran down and had the ref do a fast count on Enzo after Shelton hit him with a T-Bone Suplex. Enzo was enraged and Cass chased Spud off.
-Next up the Fantastics & the Midnight Express wrestled to a 20 Minute Time Limit draw.
- Next up Buff Bagwell and Steamboat wrestled for 10 minutes until as Steamboat was about to get the pin HBK ran in and superkicked him then Beth picked him up and gave him the GlamSlam and that was followed by a Buff Blockbuster for good measure as Steamboat lie in the middle of the ring lifeless.
- Sam Roberts is backstage next talking to Nikita Koloff. Koloff says he is ashamed of what his uncle has done and ashamed of his part in it all. He then says he will be leaving the DFWA because he cannot take on his Uncle and his allies alone. Just then Zeb and Swagger come up to Nikita. Zeb says it takes a real man to admit his mistakes and to try and make up for them. He tells Nikita to not leave because if he really wants it he has allies right here. Kolloff thanks them and the three men shake hands. Zeb then says that these two men together are the Allied Forces and they will rid the DFWA of this Axis of Evil that has infected the DFWA.
- Next we see Ivan Koloff in the ring with Hassan & Daivari he says that he likes the name Axis of Evil but this is just the beginning and that his pussy nephew and you two despicable Americans will be no match for them.
- Chris Sabin now come to the ring to face Ivan Koloff he gets the win with a rollup at the 8 minute mark the rest of the Axis attack him but Koloff and Swagger and Alex Shelley make the save. The Axis runs off into the back.
- Rockstar Spud is now in the ring in his wrestling attire. He introduces his opponent as a superstar who was devastatingly injured last week but has some how some way made here this week to challenge him for the LHW Title. That man is the PATRIOTO! Out comes a very small man wearing the Patriot’s mask. Def seems to be El Torito. Spud defeats him with the frog splash in about 2 mintues. Enzo and Cass are in show in the back trashing Spud and being just really funny.
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- Knock Out Kings vignette they are seen in a bar when they are approached by 6 large redneck types who accuse the Kings of hitting on their women. A brawl insues and is over in about 22 seconds as the 6 men are all laid out and the KO kings walk about with 6 gorgeous daisy duke wearing women.
- Sheamus takes on Magnus & Bram in a two on one match. Sheamus takes out Bram with White Noise then hit Magnus with a Brogue kick after 13 minutes. Sheamus gets a match with the Macho King next week.
- In the Main Event America’s Most Wanted challenges the Tag Team Champion British Bulldogs in a no DQ no Countout Match. The two teams battle for 9 minutes when out of the back HBK and Buff run out and attack the Bulldogs. Harris and Buff take out Dynamite by throwing him through a table and Storm and HBK hit Davey Boy with a double superkick then Storm covers him for the 1 2 3. New Tag Team Champions America’s Most Wanted! And it looks to be that they have joined DX as all four men are in the ring and hug each other and give DX chops to the crowd. Storm drinks a beer, Buff points and laughs at Dynamite Kid, Harris argues with a fan, Beth stands their with a smirk on her face, and HBK
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