Former WWE Writer Reveals Vince McMahon’s Bizarre Idea For Kane

[Crayo]

Former WWE creative team writer Dan Madigan appeared on the Review-a-Wai podcast with John Pollock and Wai Ting to commemorate the anniversary of MAY 19TH when WWE released See No Evil. The full review of the film and interview with Madigan is up on The LAW website and here is an excerpt from the chat regarding an idea Vince McMahon had for Kane’s character, Jacob Goodnight:

“I get a call from Gregory Dark, the director. He says, “We’ve got a little problem here.” This call is from Australia. I said, “What’s the problem?” He goes, “Vince has a suggestion about the movie.” I said, “Well, it’s his movie.” He goes, “Vince wants this scene in the movie where Kane’s character pulls out his penis, and he wants it to be three feet long.” I thought there was a connection problem, I said “Greg, can you just back up and repeat that last line for me?” He goes, “Yes, Vince wants Kane’s penis to be three feet long, and none of the producers are saying anything about it.” So I sat there, I go, “Oh, this is not good. This is not good. This is really not good.” In the right movie, that’s genius, that’s absolutely brilliant, but not for this movie.

“When the script was finally okayed, they brought someone else in to rewrite me. As a writer, the hairs on the back of your neck stand up; it’s an ego thing to be honest. So, they brought in someone to touch up my stuff. I read their version of my script, and I’ll be honest, it wasn’t good. Every cliche that I purposely wanted to take out, they had put back in.”

LOLWTF?

 

[Donald Trump_]

“Vince wants this scene in the movie where Kane’s character pulls out his penis, and he wants it to be three feet long.”

Not much of a surprise considering it's Vince McMahon. :dawg::dawg::dawg::

 

[Snowman1]

What. The. F*CK?

 

[Matt]

You mean penises aren't supposed to be 3 feet long?

 

[Rysenberg]

They were gonna hire me to be his penis double :boss:

 

[Donald Trump_]

They were gonna hire me to be his penis double :boss:

LIES! :dawg:

 

[Rysenberg]

LIES! :dawg:

Of course not, just ask @[wwerulesrkolover123]

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[Stopspot]

So that's why Hornswoggle was hired. :

 

[Matt]

So that's why Hornswoggle was hired. :

1:

 

[Crayo]

So Vince has lost the plot yeah?

 

[Matt]

So Vince has lost the plot yeah?

 

[Donald Trump_]

What do you guys think of Undertaker being in a horror movie instead of Kane. :dawg:

 

[#Heel1]

 

[Matt]

What do you guys think of Undertaker being in a horror movie instead of Kane. :dawg:

nothing scary about a guy who takes 10 minutes to walk 5 feet (unless you engulf him in flames)

ity: :haha:

 

[Leo C]

And to think Kane could be involved in something more bizarre than Katie Vick. Vince certainly has weird ideas from time to time, to say the least.