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heres some funny quotes from a website people post them on when they talk about something bad that happened too them
"Today I was alone in the car with my Grandma for five hours while she told me all about multiple bladder infections she's had in past years. FML"
"Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't have been so bad if my parents didn't know this when they named me. FML"
"Today, I paid off my credit cards and did the happy dance. Then i saw my kitten was having seizures and i rushed him to the vet. He was poisoned and needed to stay overnight for 3 nights. I was debt free for less than an hour. FML"
"Today, I was running down the street with some friends. It wasn't until we stopped that i realized my tube top had slid down to my waist, giving a busy street a nice view of my boobs. FML"
"Today, My Aunt asked me to babysit my Cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When i brought out my home made cooking, he told me he was allergic, so i made him eat it anyways. Turns out he was really allergic. FML"
"Today, I slipped in a public restroom and fell onto an unflushed urinal face-first. FML"
"Today, I came home to find a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I Can't reach it. FML"
"Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML"
"Today, I asked my boss what he thought about nipples. I meant to say Naples where he had just come back from vacation. FML"
"Today, a wasp stung my nipple. twice. The swelling makes it look like im growing a third breast. FML"
source: http://www.fmylife.com
you guys find some too and post em on this thread
"Today I was alone in the car with my Grandma for five hours while she told me all about multiple bladder infections she's had in past years. FML"
"Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't have been so bad if my parents didn't know this when they named me. FML"
"Today, I paid off my credit cards and did the happy dance. Then i saw my kitten was having seizures and i rushed him to the vet. He was poisoned and needed to stay overnight for 3 nights. I was debt free for less than an hour. FML"
"Today, I was running down the street with some friends. It wasn't until we stopped that i realized my tube top had slid down to my waist, giving a busy street a nice view of my boobs. FML"
"Today, My Aunt asked me to babysit my Cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When i brought out my home made cooking, he told me he was allergic, so i made him eat it anyways. Turns out he was really allergic. FML"
"Today, I slipped in a public restroom and fell onto an unflushed urinal face-first. FML"
"Today, I came home to find a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I Can't reach it. FML"
"Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML"
"Today, I asked my boss what he thought about nipples. I meant to say Naples where he had just come back from vacation. FML"
"Today, a wasp stung my nipple. twice. The swelling makes it look like im growing a third breast. FML"
source: http://www.fmylife.com
you guys find some too and post em on this thread
