FM 2012 - You Are The Player

[Derrick]

Okay. Calm down Derrick. Calm down. Atleast he won a POTM. Okay so. I'll bet my pubic hair that USA qualified for the World Cup. Serbia didn't. 100000000%. And Derrick is a motherfucking idiot for switching, because otherwise he could play in the World Cup, like Joshua. FFS, Joshua, do me a favor: have a heart attack, okay?

 

[Lub]

I'm on a loan for a season in Charlton ... Joshua had outstanding month, goes to World Cup .... Fuck this shit, I quit, I can't stand people like Joshua Holman ruining my life.

 

[Doink]

I'm on a loan for a season in Charlton ... Joshua had outstanding month, goes to World Cup .... Fuck this shit, I quit, I can't stand people like Joshua Holman ruining my life.

Joshua Holmans ruining us all

 

[Doink]

Okay. Calm down Derrick. Calm down. Atleast he won a POTM. Okay so. I'll bet my pubic hair that USA qualified for the World Cup. Serbia didn't. 100000000%. And Derrick is a motherfucking idiot for switching, because otherwise he could play in the World Cup, like Joshua. FFS, Joshua, do me a favor: have a heart attack, okay?

None of USA or Serbia qualified.

 

[Vick]

When Ireland win the U21 World Cup, or the U21 European Championship, or any other U21 tournament, all the big name clubs are gonna be signing me up lads.

#SIGNHIMUPDALGLISH

 

[Aniking]

Couldn't help but notice you didn't do the Player of the Season for #3. I'll just assume I won it

Btw Doink, did you mean Australia made the Group Stages, or they came 1st or 2nd in their group that contained England, Portugal & Uruguay?

You even play well at Williem II, I'm tipping you for next Australian captain.

Haha that would be awesome. Being U20s Captain is pretty solid.

Aniking: I'm thinking about killing your player. He lowers my self-confidence. Your player is playing like a God every single fucking month! I'm depressed.

I agree with this

God damnit, can't Josh Holman be injured for a year so guys like Lub and me can be in the glory?

FFS, Joshua, do me a favor: have a heart attack, okay?

Fuck this shit, I quit, I can't stand people like Joshua Holman ruining my life.

Joshua Holmans ruining us all

Oh guys, I understand your pain, but the top talent must be given games to continue their development, which is clearly what's going on with my guy

On a side note, why in the fuck did my guy's value drop 100K in 3 months? I don't get it.

So Derrick wins POTM and Josh gets into the World Cup...

Well Fuck!

Yeahhhh, it happens

LOL... who the fuck are Otelul Galati?...

Might get some games s'pose.

It worked for my guy, so I'm sure it could benefit yours. Well, you'd hope so.

When Ireland win the U21 World Cup, or the U21 European Championship, or any other U21 tournament, all the big name clubs are gonna be signing me up lads.

#SIGNHIMUPDALGLISH

Did you read your guy's season? You should consider yourself lucky if you land a club

 

[Doink]

Aniking, they came 1st or 2nd and oops

SEASONAL RANKINGS

9. Roy Vickers
8. Sam Mitchell
7. Paul Van Der Vorgen
6. Shaun Rylands
5. Eliseu Lavinho
4. Aaron Henworth
3. Derrick Carter
2. Lubos Kucera
1. JOSHUA HOLMAN

Player Of The Season:

Joshua Holman:

Do I need to say why, great season, now stop playing like Messi

 

[Aniking]

Aniking, they came 1st or 2nd

Ah awesome, that's so cool. Will the July update contain who they faced next and how far they went? I'd be keen to know that, as well as if my guy got capped.

 

[Doink]

Yes I'll do that for you, guys if there is anything else you would like to know just ask.

 

[Aniking]

Soooo more updates soon? Been about a week since the June 2014 one.

 

[Doink]

Yeah, I've had 5 exams in 4 days and then I'm home and off out so it's been like 16 hour days out for me this week and by the time I'm home I'm tired but the weekend is here now so I'll try to get to January.

 

[Doink]

July 2014

Shaun Rylands

Shaun only got 2 games this month and did nothing of note.

Competitive Games: 1
Competitive Goals: 0
Competitive Assists: 0
Competitive MoM: 0
Competitive Av Rat: 6.30
Non Competitive Games: 1
Non Competitive Goals: 0
Non Competitive Assists: 0
Non Competitive MoM: 0
Non Competitive Av Rat: 6.80
Transfers: N/A
Individual awards: n/a
Club trophies: n/a
International Appearances: 0
International Goals: 0
International trophies: n/a
Youth International Appearances: 7
Youth International Goals: 3
Valuation: £3.3M

Sam Mitchell

Sam got 2 games and did nothing of note.

Competitive Games: 2
Competitive Goals: 0
Competitive Assists: 0
Competitive MoM: 0
Competitive Av Rat: 6.55
Non Competitive Games: 0
Non Competitive Goals: 0
Non Competitive Assists: 0
Non Competitive MoM: 0
Non Competitive Av Rat: N/A
Transfers: N/A
Individual awards: n/a
Club trophies: n/a
International Appearances: 0
International Goals: 0
International trophies: n/a
Youth International Appearances: 6
Youth International Goals: 0
Valuation: £1.5M

Roy Vickers

Roy finally ends his year long wait for a club as he joins Premier League outfit Newcastle and had an amaing debut, coming off the bench to score two and get a man of the match award.

Competitive Games: 0
Competitive Goals: 0
Competitive Assists: 0
Competitive MoM: 0
Competitive Av Rat: N/A
Non Competitive Games: 0 (1)
Non Competitive Goals: 2
Non Competitive Assists: 0
Non Competitive MoM: 1
Non Competitive Av Rat: 8.80
Transfers: Free Transfer to Newcastle
Individual awards: n/a
Club trophies: n/a
International Appearances: 0
International Goals: 0
International trophies: n/a
Youth International Appearances: 8
Youth International Goals: 4
Valuation: £1.3M

Lubos Kucera

Lubos did nothing noteworthy this month.

Competitive Games: 0
Competitive Goals: 0
Competitive Assists: 0
Competitive MoM: 0
Competitive Av Rat: N/A
Non Competitive Games: 3 (1)
Non Competitive Goals: 0
Non Competitive Assists: 2
Non Competitive MoM: 0
Non Competitive Av Rat: 6.63
Transfers: N/A
Individual awards: n/a
Club trophies: n/a
International Appearances: 0
International Goals: 0
International trophies: n/a
Youth International Appearances: 5
Youth International Goals: 0
Valuation: £2M

Paul Van Der Vorgen

Paul turned in some average performances this month.

Competitive Games: 0
Competitive Goals: 0
Competitive Assists: 0
Competitive MoM: 0
Competitive Av Rat: N/A
Non Competitive Games: 5 (1)
Non Competitive Goals: 1
Non Competitive Assists: 0
Non Competitive MoM: 0
Non Competitive Av Rat: 6.82
Transfers: n/a
Individual awards: n/a
Club trophies: n/a
International Appearances: 0
International Goals: 0
International trophies: n/a
Youth International Appearances: 16
Youth International Goals: 3
Valuation: £2M

Joshua Holman

Joshua's Australia beat Chile 2-1 in the 2nd round of the world cup but were then eliminated by Argentina. Brazil went on to win the trophy

Competitive Games: 0
Competitive Goals: 0
Competitive Assists: 0
Competitive MoM: 0
Competitive Av Rat: N/A
Non Competitive Games: 0
Non Competitive Goals: 0
Non Competitive Assists: 0
Non Competitive MoM: 0
Non Competitive Av Rat: N/A
Transfers: N/A
Individual awards: N/A
Club trophies: n/a
International Appearances: 2
International Goals: 0
International trophies: n/a
Youth International Appearances: 16
Youth International Goals: 5
Valuation: £550K

Eliseu Lavinho

Eliseu had an average month which included getting on the scoresheet.

Competitive Games: 0
Competitive Goals: 0
Competitive Assists: 0
Competitive MoM: 0
Competitive Av Rat: N/A
Non Competitive Games: 2 (1)
Non Competitive Goals: 1
Non Competitive Assists: 1
Non Competitive MoM: 0
Non Competitive Av Rat: 6.77
Transfers: N/A
Individual awards: n/a
Club trophies: n/a
International Appearances: 0
International Goals: 0
International trophies: n/a
Youth International Appearances: 10
Youth International Goals: 6
Valuation: £1.6M

Derrick Carter

Derrick had an average month, doing nothing noteworthy

Competitive Games: 0
Competitive Goals: 0
Competitive Assists: 0
Competitive MoM: 0
Competitive Av Rat: N/A
Non Competitive Games: 3
Non Competitive Goals: 1
Non Competitive Assists: 0
Non Competitive MoM: 0
Non Competitive Av Rat: 6.87
Transfers: n/a
Individual awards: n/a
Club trophies: n/a
International Appearances: 0
International Goals: 0
International trophies: n/a
Youth International Appearances: 2
Youth International Goals: 2
Valuation: £2.3M

Aaron Henworth

Aaron had a superb month, getting a move to Southampton and getting 2 clean sheets in 3 games

Competitive Games: 0
Competitive Clean Sheets: 0
Competitive Conceded: 0
Competitive MoM: 0
Competitive Av Rat: N/A
Non Competitive Games: 3
Non Competitive Clean Sheets: 2
Non Competitive Conceded: 1
Non Competitive MoM: 1
Non Competitive Av Rat: 7.30
Transfers: Bradford to Southampton - £550k
Individual awards: n/a
Club trophies: n/a
International Appearances: 0
International Goals: 0
International trophies: n/a
Valuation: £550K

Player Of The Month:

Aaron Henworth:

Had a terrific month and got a big deal.

 

[Lub]

ROY VICKERS FOUND A CLUB!! After a year and look ... he goes straight to premier league and plays amazingly ... that's not fair.

 

[Aniking]

Haha totally not fair at all. Clearly the talent scouts are fucked if my guy's over in Holland with some random club.

Pretty decent effort by Australia in the World Cup. Glad my guy had 2 International appearances overall with 1 being in July, but kinda sucks he did nothing else.

 

[Doink]

August 2014

Shaun Rylands

Shaun didn't do anything worthy of mention this month apart from getting 1 assist.

Competitive Games: 6 (3)
Competitive Goals: 0
Competitive Assists: 0
Competitive MoM: 0
Competitive Av Rat: 6.84
Non Competitive Games: 2
Non Competitive Goals: 0
Non Competitive Assists: 1
Non Competitive MoM: 0
Non Competitive Av Rat: 6.85
Transfers: N/A
Individual awards: n/a
Club trophies: n/a
International Appearances: 0
International Goals: 0
International trophies: n/a
Youth International Appearances: 7
Youth International Goals: 3
Valuation: £3M

Sam Mitchell

Sam didn't play well this month and did nothing of note.

Competitive Games: 5
Competitive Goals: 0
Competitive Assists: 0
Competitive MoM: 0
Competitive Av Rat: 6.86
Non Competitive Games: 1
Non Competitive Goals: 0
Non Competitive Assists: 0
Non Competitive MoM: 0
Non Competitive Av Rat: 6.90
Transfers: N/A
Individual awards: n/a
Club trophies: n/a
International Appearances: 0
International Goals: 0
International trophies: n/a
Youth International Appearances: 6
Youth International Goals: 0
Valuation: £1.6M

Roy Vickers

Roy played ok this month but did manage to get a goal.

Competitive Games: 0
Competitive Goals: 0
Competitive Assists: 0
Competitive MoM: 0
Competitive Av Rat: N/A
Non Competitive Games: 2 (1)
Non Competitive Goals: 3
Non Competitive Assists: 0
Non Competitive MoM: 1
Non Competitive Av Rat: 7.57
Transfers: N/A
Individual awards: n/a
Club trophies: n/a
International Appearances: 0
International Goals: 0
International trophies: n/a
Youth International Appearances: 9
Youth International Goals: 4
Valuation: £1.3M

Lubos Kucera

Lubos had a good, solid month, picking up 2 goals and playing well throughout.

Competitive Games: 3 (3)
Competitive Goals: 2
Competitive Assists: 0
Competitive MoM: 0
Competitive Av Rat: 7.06
Non Competitive Games: 3 (1)
Non Competitive Goals: 0
Non Competitive Assists: 2
Non Competitive MoM: 0
Non Competitive Av Rat: 6.63
Transfers: N/A
Individual awards: n/a
Club trophies: n/a
International Appearances: 0
International Goals: 0
International trophies: n/a
Youth International Appearances: 5
Youth International Goals: 0
Valuation: £1.8M

Paul Van Der Vorgen

Paul had a poor month doing nothing noteworthy. Everton accepted a £5M bid from Chelsea for Paul but Paul rejected Chelsea!

Competitive Games: 0
Competitive Goals: 0
Competitive Assists: 0
Competitive MoM: 0
Competitive Av Rat: N/A
Non Competitive Games: 9 (2)
Non Competitive Goals: 1
Non Competitive Assists: 0
Non Competitive MoM: 0
Non Competitive Av Rat: 6.78
Transfers: n/a
Individual awards: n/a
Club trophies: n/a
International Appearances: 0
International Goals: 0
International trophies: n/a
Youth International Appearances: 17
Youth International Goals: 3
Valuation: £1.9M

Joshua Holman

Joshua only had 1 game this month and played magnificently, getting an assist in the process.

Competitive Games: 1
Competitive Goals: 0
Competitive Assists: 1
Competitive MoM: 0
Competitive Av Rat: 9.00
Non Competitive Games: 0
Non Competitive Goals: 0
Non Competitive Assists: 0
Non Competitive MoM: 0
Non Competitive Av Rat: N/A
Transfers: N/A
Individual awards: N/A
Club trophies: n/a
International Appearances: 2
International Goals: 0
International trophies: n/a
Youth International Appearances: 17
Youth International Goals: 5
Valuation: £500K

Eliseu Lavinho

Eliseu got a loan move to Oldham at the start of the month and didn't play too well although he scored a goal

Competitive Games: 5
Competitive Goals: 1
Competitive Assists: 0
Competitive MoM: 6.72
Competitive Av Rat: N/A
Non Competitive Games: 0
Non Competitive Goals: 0
Non Competitive Assists: 0
Non Competitive MoM: 0
Non Competitive Av Rat: N/A
Transfers: Man City to Oldham - 6 Month Loan
Individual awards: n/a
Club trophies: n/a
International Appearances: 0
International Goals: 0
International trophies: n/a
Youth International Appearances: 10
Youth International Goals: 6
Valuation: £1.4M

Derrick Carter

Derrick had a dreadful month, constantly playing poorly.

Competitive Games: 0
Competitive Goals: 0
Competitive Assists: 0
Competitive MoM: 0
Competitive Av Rat: N/A
Non Competitive Games: 6
Non Competitive Goals: 1
Non Competitive Assists: 0
Non Competitive MoM: 0
Non Competitive Av Rat: 6.63
Transfers: n/a
Individual awards: n/a
Club trophies: n/a
International Appearances: 0
International Goals: 0
International trophies: n/a
Youth International Appearances: 2
Youth International Goals: 2
Valuation: £2.8M

Aaron Henworth

Aaron didn't get a game this month and finds himself second choice behind Fraser Forster despite his great pre season.

Competitive Games: 0
Competitive Clean Sheets: 0
Competitive Conceded: 0
Competitive MoM: 0
Competitive Av Rat: N/A
Non Competitive Games: 3
Non Competitive Clean Sheets: 2
Non Competitive Conceded: 1
Non Competitive MoM: 1
Non Competitive Av Rat: 7.30
Transfers: N/A
Individual awards: n/a
Club trophies: n/a
International Appearances: 0
International Goals: 0
International trophies: n/a
Valuation: £550K

Player Of The Month:

Lubos Kucera:

Had a great month all round