I'm that guy that times my cough to synchronize with my farts to cover it up. It works 80% of the time, and then I blame it on someone else.
Dick move, I know.
Dick move, I know.
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Everyone surprised raise your hand. No one? No?
Your threads are so HQ, we just need more Jono HQ LR Threads.
I dont think you can categorize the shit. If i'm at a bar or in public, 0 farts unless its a piss trip to the bathroom. At home? I fart when I want, where I want. At work? Same deal, i'm outside and most of mine are barely anything.
The dudes with the shart issues and shit is my beef, i dont need you to push it out for a cheap laugh when we are 3 feet away and i'm eating. Girls? Barely anything, but i laugh to see them push it out and no sound happens, the whole room just stinks for what seems like an eternity.
Are you really that stupid? The thread is about farts, so I made a shit joke. :notsure:
she also used look at me dead in the eye and say "lets get naked"
put that pn your tv program lad
i'm not 14 and that isn't that amazing. Go jerk off to some victorias secret ad's your parents have son, they might be better at listening than I am.
sure baby, I wasnt even aware you kept one. What was your entry the day after WM.
day after mania
went down the boozer, and talked about what happened at Mania all day