Flame Deezy Thread

[Deezy]

Pfffft! I don't wear no undies! Makes for easier access when I urinate on your mom's butthole.

You don't wear undies because your mom cut her hand on it from all your crusty cum stains when she last did your laundry.....you incest porn watching, mouth breathing, basement dwelling virgin.

 

[Swamps]

Nah, my crusty cum stains are around your mom's mouth.

Tell her, I am yo truck driva baaayba! I have a load of sperm and I need directions to yo mouth! Ahhhhhh Baaayyyybaaaaa!

 

[Deezy]

Ain't no woman leaving any cum around her mouth......look at this basement dwelling virgin....trying to act like he knows anything.

Them pron bitches wash themselves after that videos over......fucking mouth breathers......you try to pretend they normal and not all blueberries.

But if shoe fits.....you wear it. I feel like I needed to explain that part since you obviously never use them in your basement and haven't left it in years.

MouthBreathingBasementDwellingVirgin

 

[Deezy]

Hashtag that motherfucker, saved into one word.

#MouthBreathingBasementDwellingVirgin

 

[Smart Marx]

 

[Deezy]

That's as dated as George Bush jokes.

That went out with Daddy Yankee and shit.

 

[Smart Marx]

That's as dated as George Bush jokes.

That went out with Daddy Yankee and shit.

I saw you mention it a few posts back and figured I'd lighten the mood.

 

[Deezy]

I saw you mention it a few posts back and figured I'd lighten the mood.

I figured so.....just using it to shit on a blueberries outdated joke.

 

[Swamps]

I saw you mention it a few posts back and figured I'd lighten the mood.

The mood is light, bro. We all just chillin. Having a good time

 

[Pepe the Cholo]

I don't mean to brag, but I thought you guys should know that I have new socks.

 

[Swamps]

I don't mean to brag, but I thought you guys should know that I have new socks.

Nice! What color?

 

[Pepe the Cholo]

Nice! What color?

I don't know what color it is, but it matches my penis.

 

[Swamps]

Nice! You got tube socks! I'm jealous

 

[Deezy]

I don't know what color it is, but it matches my penis.

So they're dirty socks. :

 

[Pepe the Cholo]

So they're dirty socks. :

So dirty the Mexican cleaning lady won't even go near it.