FireSmarks [gurryman's Fire Pro Shenanigans]

[Gurryman]

Hey! If anyone has OST requests to use for background music during matches, feel free to drop them! Stick with video game music, it's less likely to be flagged.

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Sheamus gonna whoop Edge's Bitch's ass

Spoiler

nah Sheamus is gonna be Edge's Bitch's Bitch

 

[Butters]

Adam Cole gonna be the new ultimate opportunist

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Why the fuck does bitch ass Adam fucking Cole get a title a shot? Like nah fuck that guy.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Also. Where the fuck is Toni Storm?

 

[Butters]

 

[Gurryman]

Hey folks, pretty soon I'll be opening sign ups back up to anyone who isn't in here yet. I'll also be allowing members to change their roster picks, so start thinking if you'd like to change anyone out. Reservations and early changes will not be accepted. Champions will have to keep their pick until they lose their title, this includes the tag titles for both brands.

UPDATE: After Timeless Toni Storm bursted through the FireSmarks office with video evidence of Ted DiBiase running over Kenoh with his car, her blackmail was a success, and she has been entered into the Women's #1 Contender Match! Goodie!

Oh, and Adam "CHUGS" Cole is said to have increased his butter intake on his toast in preperation for his big match against Orlando Jordan. OJ has been seen drinking more... OJ, in preperation for a hard battle.

 

[Gurryman]

THE ROSTER HAS FINALLY BEEN UPDATED TOO, WITH COOL SCHNAZZY CHAMPION BANNERS AND THE TAG DIVISION!

 

[Gurryman]

TROUBLE & WARFARE ARE LIVE PAL

 

[Comrade Khan]

mayu vs aj lee, god damn!

 

[Comrade Khan]

waiting for dat Kenny announcement

 

[Gurryman]

KENNY OMEGA'S ANNOUNCEMENT AFTER TROUBLE #4


CARDS WILL BE UP TONIGHT OR TOMORROW, AS WILL THE PREVIOUS STREAM; STREAM WILL START SOMETIME IN THE AFTERNOON TOMORROW ASWELL.

 

[Gurryman]

THUNDER #5
@Nostradamus - Bray Wyatt vs. @Kairi HoHo - Shingo Takagi
GOLDEN HELM ON THE LINE - @Butters - Adam Cole (C) vs. @Jimmy King - Kevin Owens! GURELLIA WARFARE MATCH!
FUSION TAG TEAM TITLES - Alpha Academy (C) - @Bobby Barrows vs. @TOP GUY TIME - Legion Of Doom
@Brandon Blaze - Kurt Angle vs. @Lance Storm - John Cena
UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP - Kenny Omega (C) - @El Jefro Blanco defends against a mystery challenger!

WARFARE #3
@CakeWalker - Penelope Ford vs. @Butters - Xia Brookside
@Jungle Daddy - Rhea Ripley vs. @Nostradamus - AJ Lee
@Hoss Alexander - Jordynne Grace vs. @TOP GUY TIME - Chyna
@Brandon Blaze - "Timeless" Toni Storm vs. @Dubble J - Mickie James
NON-TITLE SIX PERSON TAG MATCH - @Sky - Gisele Shaw & Madison Rayne & @Jimmy King - Alexa Bliss vs. @Looch Hendry - Becky Lynch & DAMAGE CTRL (@Lance Storm - IYO SKY & @Kairi HoHo - Kairi Hojo)

Predictions are welcome! Looking forward to these cards tomorrow!

 

[Death By Looch]

Wyatt vs Shingo
Cole vs Owens
Alpha vs LoD
Angle vs Cena
Omega vs Mystery Challenger

Ford vs Xia
Rhea vs Lee
Jordynne vs Chyna
Storm vs James
Shaw/Rayne/Bliss vs Lynch/DAMAGE CTRL

 

[Gurryman]

We're live pal