FIFA 13 Discussion Thread - #3

[Rysenberg]

Life over in your 30s? For women maybe. Men age like wine. I won't get married before 50, if ever

Man, fuck that, if you're already alone at 50 you don't need some old bitch with a Wizard's sleeve hanging down to her knees coming into your life. When I'm in my mid 30s I'll be stuck in a shit job and will rarely get out the house as any time I go near a drink I'll be stuck with a 3 day hangover. The only thing that would satisfy me at that age will be knowing I can get my hole of a bird who is at least passable

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

"Alone" -no. Getting as much pussy as possible up to that point

And when I'm 50 I will marry a 25 year old. Loose vagina? My god you can tell you are a virgin sometimes

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Seriously that is a bleak outlook on life. I plan to be successful in whatever I do.

Younger attractive women are attracted to older successful men. Plus at 60 you can still be a dead sexy ass man. We age much better of the two sexes

 

[Rysenberg]

Well I'll just be a fat overweight uninteresting cunt by this point, so maybe you won't be, but I'll certainly be alone.

And yeah, the issue being that I won't be successful as I seriously cba doing any form of studying or hard work for anything (I have prelims starting Monday and yet I'm having this conversation instead of doing some actual work lol). But yeah, I'll do look at life in a pretty pessimistic way, I'm always happy enough though as I keep this kinda shit out my head and just worry about the short term. I'm happier that way.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

You are 16 dude. The rest of your life should be the least of your worries at this point

 

[Crayo]

"Alone" -no. Getting as much pussy as possible up to that point

And when I'm 50 I will marry a 25 year old. Loose vagina? My god you can tell you are a virgin sometimes

Lmfao

Swear Charlie Harper wrote this post.

 

[Rysenberg]

Hell yeah. I'll worry about that when the time comes, for now all I'm interested in is having a laugh and getting drunk, much like yourself I imagine

 

[Rysenberg]

Lmfao

Swear Charlie Harper wrote this post.

:Jake Smiley Failure:

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I swear Ry getting laid once would change his life outlook. Kids these days think if you are a virgin past 15 it's the end of the world.

Trust me bro. It's no big deal

 

[Crayo]

Better than losing it at 14 and lasting around 70 seconds. :urm:

 

[Rysenberg]

I don't treat it as such, but it maybe would make me look at the future in a more positive light.

I'll probably be a similar story lol^

 

[Robbie Coletrain]

Just tried playing Fifa and it won't work, just keeps crashing when it says updating EA catalogue, is this karma for leaving you guys?

 

[Rysenberg]

Not answering you tader.

 

[Crayo]

I don't treat it as such, but it maybe would make me look at the future in a more positive light.

I'll probably be a similar story lol^

There's no probably involved, it will be a similar story, and you will feel like a fucking boss afterwards, then mixed with utter embarrassment lmao.

 

[Robbie Coletrain]

Not answering you tader.

I will f****** hunt you down you disgusting rat.