Fantasy Basketball

[Baller]

Kobe is on fire tonight. God damn. Cue PSYCH for the dick-riding fest.

The Heat have a PG. LeBron James.

Yes but we need more shooters to surround LeBron and Wade. Arroyo needs to get deported immediately.

 

[SAL]

On fire and down by 1! THAT SETTLES IT, THE LAKERS ARE BETTER WHEN KOBE SCREWS UP THE OFFENSE AND TAKES EVERYONE ELSE OUT OF THEIR RHYTHMS.

FISH.

 

[Baller]

The game I need Tyreke to go off, Cousins plays like a fucking hall of famer

 

[PHX]

Well there goes Doc.

 

[SAL]

Hahahaha Javie threw Doc out for clapping. CLAPPING. The new anti-clapping initiative, I guess. Phoenix needed that break.

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

Cousins is a good guy.

 

[SAL]

Hahaha that's an offensive foul on Rondo. Sure. Fuck it guys, just go to L.A. now.

 

[Baller]

That was a good call on the offensive foul.

 

[SAL]

If it was, then they have to undo a few no-calls on the other end.

 

[Baller]

Haven't really watched the game, once you posted about Doc, I turned it on

 

[PHX]

Channing playing good D, I'm shocked but pleased.

 

[SAL]

They basically set an "anything goes" tone in the 1st, Phoenix smartly took advantage of a bigger team that's playing smaller, and then the refs tightened up like...I don't have a joke here because I'm annoyed.

 

[SAIYANS]

Kobe must have read Sal's chart

He came out the gate and dropped 21 in the first. Then sat to about 4 mins left in the 2nd when the Lakers went back down to the Kings. They are going through the motions and it looks like Boston is as well before Sunday

Cousins is a good guy.

He is smart as hell. When Bynum is on him he takes 17 feet out and shoots the ball. When it is Pau he posts his ass up and gets what he wants. With Lamar he couldn't do either, but when Odom sat he started gunning again.

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

I'd like to note that I'm willing to trade Cousins. ;D

 

[SAL]

Cousins is doing great. Why isn't he in foul trouble? OH YEAH CAUSE KOBE'S BUSY SCREWIN UP THE OFFENSE