Fantasy Basketball

[SAL]

Goddammit I should have picked up DeAndre Jordan.

 

[PHX]

Do you remember Game 6 of the WCF? He kept taking them and shot your asses straight to a fishing trip :

I remember but don't seem like he does considering he sucks ass in this game.

 

[SAIYANS]

All I can do is laugh whenever Ron tries that crossover

 

[PHX]

JD is that dude right now. Glad I picked him up in time.

 

[Phenomenal1]

Well, the game started at 6:30 Pacific time, you can't expect them to be ready by then. Pau's gotta get his hair done.

7:30

 

[SAL]

7:30

I looked it up on ESPN, and it said the game started at 9:30 Eastern. I don't know. Doesn't change my point.

 

[SAIYANS]

Pau needs to grow a fucking pair. 2pts and 3rebs versus the damn Suns in 18 minutes! Really?

 

[PHX]

Pau needs to grow a fucking pair. 2pts and 3rebs versus the damn Suns in 18 minutes! Really?

He fears the Polish Hammer.

 

[SAIYANS]

Displays like this half is why guys named Fisher, Bryant, Brown, and Odom stop throwing the ball into Pau. He holds it, doesn't make any move, and then throws it back out against the clock which has 8 seconds or less most of the time. There is no damn excuse to do that when you are guarded by Frye and leading a second unit with Odom, Barnes, Brown, and Blake. His unit with him being thrown the ball every possession down lost a 12 point lead, down to 2 and gave them life solely because he played no defense and refuses to take shots that might hurt his percentages.

I now know what George Karl felt on Real Training Camp, when he said "Pass it, shoot it, dribble it, but don't hold the god damn basketball!" All he is doing is allowing Phoenix's defense to never be out of position by doing so.

At times like this I wish Kobe was more like Jordan (punch his ass in the face and tell him stop being a bitch ~ Kerr) or Shaq (call his ass pussy who is afraid of the moment in the media ~ Eddie).

 

[SAL]

Maybe Pau overslept again.

 

[SAIYANS]

I don't care if Pau goes 0/20 as long as he is assertive and decisive with what he is doing on the court and brings some kind of effort on the other end.

 

[SAIYANS]

DREW

 

[SAL]

Andrew Bynum gets the benefit of the whistles like he's a 15 year veteran who's done something. It's baffling.

 

[SAIYANS]

Kobe is "Screwing .... Cranking It Up" again after that piss poor first half by Marc's brother

 

[SAIYANS]

I want LA to win and Ron to do well, but he needs to let VC out of that straight jacket