Fantasy Basketball

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

Now, only to wait 2 1/2 months to get anything from that trade!

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

HUMP is outperforming Smoove in their one-on-one thus far.

 

[PHX]

HUMP is outperforming Smoove in their one-on-one thus far.

Better not last long.

 

[SAIYANS]

I can wait it out for Noah as he is one of my favorite non-Lakers

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

How is Noah one of someone's favorite players? He's such a pussy and uninteresting and awkward.

Well, actually, it makes sense for PSYCH, then!

 

[SAIYANS]

That boy plays hard every second he is on the court. You wouldn't understand that considering the 2 guys making the max in Orlando don't give a shit half the time.

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

Despite the fact that Orlando has the most physical player in the NBA? Okay.

 

[SAIYANS]

at Dwight being the most physical guy in the league. He is the most jakked and athletically freaky guy in the league but Kobe, LeBron, and even old ass Shaq are more physically imposing when it comes to punishing their defenders.

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

I never said punishing their defenders, you idiot.

 

[SAIYANS]

To be the most physical player in the league you have to punish guys. Dwight doesn't punish his defenders or even his main assigment. He is a hell of an anchor, but you can't be called the most physical player in the league without actually physically imposing your will on others.


Just found Melo's face when he heard he was going to NJ -

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

So murdering people on dunks, blocks, D and hooking over them the entire game isn't punishing them? Okay.

BTW, Josh Smith fucking sucks. I need him to chuck a three so I can get the lead in 3P%.

 

[PHX]

God Josh can't do shit against Boston from the last game to this game.

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

Him sucking took me from a 7-7 tie to a 9-5 lead.

 

[SAIYANS]

Karl Malone is physical. He roughed guys up on offense and on defense. Oakley was physical. Rodman was a physical big.

Dwight doesn't do that. He swats shots from the weak side and dunks a lot, but he isn't a guy known for banging with his opposing assignment on defense and throwing them off. That is why Hibbert, Bynum, Kaman, Pau, and Duncan have gotten theirs against him and hindered him in the past by making him defend them in the post one on one and taking away his lobs since his post game has always been shaky. It is also why Sheed made him his bitch for years and shaq still can.

And I hope to god you don't think rebounding alone makes him physically imposing as Pau and LO pull them down with ease by simply knowing the angles, Love pulls down 15, and Bosh was pulling down double digits last year.

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

Alright, PSYCH. You're right. Dwight isn't physical. You win, as usual.