Fantasy Basketball

[SAIYANS]

I was serious ... seriously wanted to use this gif after he agreed to it

Had it coming for cock blocking me just now and giving me a damn 5 minute window once before.

 

[SAL]

Would help your team more than it helped mine anyway.

 

[SAIYANS]

Pau and Melo for Love would help my team more than yours ???

A 23pt, 3ast, 1stl, 1blk, and 8reb guy that is SF/PF eligible, and a 19pt, 11reb, 4ast, and 2blk big that converts at a 53% clip while being F/C eligible wouldn't help me as much as one guy averaging 20 and 15 on 45% shooting

 

[SAL]

So, my new roster:

RONDO, Durant, BLAKE, K-LOVE (CAPS!):

Kenyon Martin, Daniel Gibson, Kirilenko, Diaw:

Glen Davis, Richard Jefferson, Kirk Hinrich, Spencer Hawes:

PSYCH:

 

[SAL]

Pau and Melo for Love would help my team more than yours ???

A 23pt and 8reb guy that is SF/PF eligible, and a 19pt, 11reb, 4ast, and 2blk big that converts at a 53% clip while being F/C eligible wouldn't help me as much as one guy averaging 20 and 15 on 45% shooting

Jesus christ you're dense. First of all, scoring is basically irrelevant, you have more scoring than anyone else. Secondly, what you need is rebounding. Getting 15 rebounds from one spot is huge. Thirdly, you wouldn't leave the space fucking blank, you'd have another player who would put up numbers too.

 

[SAIYANS]

I just don't and won't outscore everyone thanks to you. I have 3 guys that hover around a double double (4 when Noah returns). I have a team that averages more free throws than other teams. I have perhaps the most balanced team out of all teams when it it comes to getting assists (Odom, Pau, Kobe, Udrih, Melo, and Wade all average 3+ a night on top of Felton) across the board.

In what fucking world does giving up Pau's stat line which is better and more efficent across the board (besides a 3pter and 4 boards) and Melo's for Love in a 2 for 1 (what I jokingly offered you) makes my team better even with a waiver wire pickup?

 

[SAL]

You don't have him on your team, so it's time to bring up that he shoots 46% again. LOL. LOL. LOL.

Wait, I'm not done yet.

LOL.

 

[SAIYANS]

Did you see me offer Pau or Lamar for him at any time?

 

[SAL]

No, because they're your BFFs. I know.

 

[SAIYANS]

That and they are more efficient bigs, so it would be stupid to tack them onto Wade or Melo in a 2 for 1.

Lamar is shooting 59% from the field, 39% from 3, getting a block, a steal, dishing out 3asts, and averaging 16 and 10. He is also the guy playing the most minutes even with Bynum back out of all the Lakers.

 

[SAL]

SLUUUUURP.

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[SAIYANS]

Remember that when I beat you in 2 weeks because you gave up pts, asts, 3s, blks, stls, and efficiency just to cock block me.

 

[SAL]

Oh no, I made this trade just to win a regular season matchup two weeks from now!

 

[SAIYANS]

After 2 weeks from now you will be in 4th place. I'm just saying.

 

[SAL]

Bold. Blue, but bold.