Fantasy Basketball 2011

[PHX]

Loving what Dragic has been doing at the freethrow line the past few games.

 

[Ghetto Anthony]

WHAT A GUY, sitting out the rest of the season when I need him most.

FUCKING BRENDAN Nope HAYWOOD.

It's okay Brandon. I'm here with you.

I've just passed the point of depression and now I'm venturing into acceptance.

 

[Ghetto Anthony]

I drop EG because I assume he's going to miss more games because he's fucking worthless, and then he returns the next day. I have absolutely no luck. Now P1 has him on his roster along with Danilo and if he gets eliminated they're just gonna rot there while I try to take out goliath with Anthony Parker and Courtney Lee...

Fuckin Brandon please take me out so I don't have to be the one embarrassed by PHX in the finals.

 

[Ghetto Anthony]

inb4 Kobe returns on Sunday and Metta World Peace goes back to being mediocre/ruins my FG% by chucking.

Would not fucking surprise me.

edit: actually ya, of course Kobe will be back. Sunday ABC game against the Mavs. No way he sits out. LOLOL@ME.

 

[PHX]

You got more guts than me cause I would rather have a empty roster spot than have Metta on my team.

 

[Ghetto Anthony]

Hes been a beast with Kobe out. When Kobe comes back on Sunday though he's gonna be absolutely awful.

If I make it to the next round he'll be off my roster on Monday.

 

[Phenomenal1]

Yo smurf I aint goin nowhere

 

[Ghetto Anthony]

Meh. You could pull out an upset I guess if PHX doesn't take a huge lead tonight.

My matchup is seemingly going to come down to percentages which is bad news for me. If he takes back FGM I'm pretty much done for.

Kinda bummed I lost a new player to injury every single week for the past month or two. But what can ya do. My matchup was winnable I just streamed like a moron.

Jeremy Tyler over Klay Thompson? ROFL
Dropping Eric Gordon for Greivis Vasquez? ROFL
Anthony Parker - good? ROFL

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

Speaking of Klay Thompson...

24 points (53% shooting, 100% FT), 4 rebounds, 2 assists, 4 steals. I need Westbrook, Rondo & Green to do the same.

 

[Ghetto Anthony]

Well Rondo didn't. But Westbrook went off, nice.

Gonna be a nail biter tomorrow Brandon. It all comes down to percentages because I think you're going to take TO back from me tomorrow. If Rose decides to have another 1-13 game I could lose TO AND FG% and end up losing the week 8-6.

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

You've got a few more guys going tomorrow than I do and I've used up all of my adds for the week, so you've likely got FGM. I doubt I'll get TO, but IDK. I really regret adding Jeremy fucking Tyler. I did it when I thought I could compete in rebounds.

If there's one thing I have going for me, it's that Rondo's playing Charlotte and Big Baby is playing Cleveland. I need big scoring games from them. Glen could do it, I doubt Rondo will.

 

[Phenomenal1]

Bye

 

[Ghetto Anthony]

Bye

The fuck you talking about? You've got a hell of a roster going tomorrow.

You're likely going to catch PHX in FGM, FTM and PTS. But that will only give you a 7-7 tie which isn't good enough. You'll have to somehow win Steals or FG% to move on.

You should fucking drop Danilo and EG on your way out. They were fucking mine and I can't beat PHX without at least 1 of them... My team is wrecked right now because of fucking injuries as usual.

 

[Ghetto Anthony]

You've got a few more guys going tomorrow than I do and I've used up all of my adds for the week, so you've likely got FGM. I doubt I'll get TO, but IDK. I really regret adding Jeremy fucking Tyler. I did it when I thought I could compete in rebounds.

If there's one thing I have going for me, it's that Rondo's playing Charlotte and Big Baby is playing Cleveland. I need big scoring games from them. Glen could do it, I doubt Rondo will.

You'll get TO. I'm only down 11 in that and I have Rose, Wade, Courtney Lee, Parker, Z-Bo and Metta World Peace going tomorrow. It'll add up for sure.

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

I hope that happens, and your team shoots like 10%.