Fantasy baseball

[Ghetto Anthony]

Give me like a week into the season to start giving my team away.

Fuck no bro. I need to get rid of all of these Nopes stinking up my team.

Trade me all of your whiteys.

 

[SAL]

I'll take you blacks, but all I have to offer are spices and rum.

 

[Ghetto Anthony]

do they smell good

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

Ramierz + LaRouche/? for Votto + Romero

I'm not giving you Holliday and Ramierz in the same deal, that's ridiculous.

...I'll do it if I can swap Votto for Wright.

 

[SAL]

I think if I continue with this gag, I'm going to become even more racist than I'm comfortable with.

 

[Ghetto Anthony]

...I'll do it if I can swap Votto for Wright.

EHHH. We're close. I can't give up LaRoche if you're not giving up a 1B. 2nd choice?

edit: Don't fucking hang the phone up on me you Nope we're trying to get a deal done here

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

Hmm...

I honestly have no clue, lmao. I've spent like 10 minutes trying to find something suitable, but I can't...

 

[Ghetto Anthony]

So do Votto then bro

Or pick somebody and take Hanley and run

Or Hanley for Wright + one of your shitty-mid tier position players

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

Meh. I think I'll roll with what I have for now.

 

[Ghetto Anthony]

WHY ARE YOU PASSING UP ON THE 2ND PICK IN THE DRAFT. YOU'RE MAKING ME VERY UNHAPPY.

Hanley/Victorino/LaRouche for Wright/Morneau/Romero

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

Because I looked @ the stats and realized that the only thing Hanley's really better than Wright at is stealing bases. Wright was a better value pick than Hanley.

Hey, BIG MAK, you willing to deal Hanson or Oswalt?

 

[PHX]

Because I looked @ the stats and realized that the only thing Hanley's really better than Wright at is stealing bases. Wright was a better value pick than Hanley.

Hey, BIG MAK, you willing to deal Hanson or Oswalt?

Kind of wanting to wait until the season starts to make trades but I'll listen about Hanson.

 

[Ghetto Anthony]

Fuck him Mak. He's just going to play with you.

Deal with me. We can actually make a deal happen.

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

Well, what are you looking for (lets go w/ Oswalt)? If you decide to hold off, I understand.

Fuck him Mak. He's just going to play with you.

Deal with me. We can actually make a deal happen.

umad bro?

 

[Ghetto Anthony]

Well, what are you looking for (lets go w/ Oswalt)? If you decide to hold off, I understand.

See what I mean? He's going to make you do all of the work then he's going to go to his secret trade analyzer or some shit and call the whole thing off after you spend 20 minutes trying to put something together.

Early season mindgames dude.