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Fuck Missy Hyatt. Marry Mae Young since she's old and won't be around much longer and gotta have a little WWE money she can leave me in her will. Kill Roseanne.

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Fuck: Christy Hemme. She's hot, but I don't think I could live with her for twenty years.

Marry: Velvet sky. I could come home to that EVERY night. Cum.

Kill: Brooke Adams. She's got junk in the trunk, but that's about it.

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Fuck Missy Hyatt. Marry Mae Young since she's old and won't be around much longer and gotta have a little WWE money she can leave me in her will. Kill Roseanne.

Velvet Sky, Brooke Adams, Christy Hemme


Yeah fuck Missy Hyatt and let me know if you find any somas in her panties :p hahaha
 

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Fuck: Christy Hemme. She's hot, but I don't think I could live with her for twenty years.

Marry: Velvet sky. I could come home to that EVERY night. Cum.

Kill: Brooke Adams. She's got junk in the trunk, but that's about it.

Eva Marie, JoJo, Natalya.

Fuck Natalya - her body is a sexpot
Marry JoJo - she's cute and looks like she'd make a good wife
Kill Eva - she's not that hot and seems like a cunt


Fuck, marry, kill


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Fuck Selena, marry ScarJo, kill Ava. Sorry Richie. :p

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Fuck Sunny.

Marry Sable.

Kill Terri since she's fucked New Jack and he accused her of giving him STD's. I don't need any of that.

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Fuck: Francine. This would be probably the sexiest night of my life haha, and personally I think she looks hotter now than she did back in the ECW days. Damn!
Marry: Kimberly Page...only because she is still fine as hell and she seems like she would be into some exotic stuff on a daily basis. ;)
Kill: Linda Mcmahon. Maybe then she won't try to run for Senate and make the WWE the laughing stock of the media, and do nothing but generate bad publicity.


Fuck Marry Kill,

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Fuck Britney

Marry Christina

Kill Madonna because she's too weird now and she's not the sex symbol she once was.

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Fuck Selena, marry ScarJo, kill Ava. Sorry Richie. :p

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Are you high ? Ava is perfect


But as for above:

Fuck torrie, marry maria, kill Candice


Fuck, marry, kill

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Are you high ? Ava is perfect

I don't really know her and I don't know why I should know her other than being Richie Sambora's daughter.

That to mention after looking her up (on her father's wikipedia page since she doesn't even have one) she's 16. I do not find any 16 year olds perfect. That is fuckin' creepy. :p

And back to the thread...

Fuck Torrie. Marry Maria and kill Candice. Candice had a kid and seems less attractive these days. Not that I wouldn't still rock it, but if I have to choose.

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I don't really know her and I don't know why I should know her other than being Richie Sambora's daughter.

That to mention after looking her up (on her father's wikipedia page since she doesn't even have one) she's 16. I do not find any 16 year olds perfect. That is fuckin' creepy. :p
Go on google images. And I'm 15 so its fine for me


Now answer my thing above, thanks.
 

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Go on google images. And I'm 15 so its fine for me


Now answer my thing above, thanks.

Good for you. But don't tell me I'm high 'cause I don't find a 16 year old perfect. :p

Fuck Batgirl, marry Spiderwoman, kill Invisible Woman. What fun is fucking or marrying an invisible bitch?

Back to this one...

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I would definitely marry Sherri Martel and all her wrestling personalities.

I guess I would fuck Wendi Ritcher, but then deny it later.

I would kill Leilani Kai cause she would squash me.

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Fuck Daff, Marry Victoria, Kill Luna

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Fuck Maria Brink 'cause she's probably crazy in bed. Marry Mila. Kill Gwen.

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