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Vince: Ok, we need to sell Extreme Rules as something edgy. How do we do it? Blood? Violence? Weapons? An epic monologue?

WWE Advertsing department: I know! We can have two lady bugs humping each other.

Vince: I LOVE IT!
 
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I don't know how to respond to this? Why am I so confused? Isn't this illegal or something? Ughhh
 

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Is Russo back in the writing room?
 

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Well if you weren't interested in signing up for your free month of WWEN before, you sure as HELL are now.

I'd rather sit by and watch the ladybugs bang for 3 hours over the card i've seen so far, tbh.
 

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"bug sex < wrestling"

Sign me up.
 

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Well if you weren't interested in signing up for your free month of WWEN before, you sure as HELL are now.

I'd rather sit by and watch the ladybugs bang for 3 hours over the card i've seen so far, tbh.

Have you watched the product post-Mania? It's been pretty good and the Payback card looks good, too.
 

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I didn't even know Spring was the season of Lady Bug sex, I guess you learn something new everyday.
 
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I'm pretty sure this is a metaphor for how much Vince is going to fuck us at this show.