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I have like so many ideas & I should be excited
this is finally happening...

but...

Fuck it...I can't be bothered...because no matter
what ideas I cook up...the WWE will just serve
up some second rate horseshit that will no doubt
leave everyone who cares disappointed & angry
& those who don't care stating:

"See! I told you it wouldn't work! I was right &
now thankfully I can finally get an erection!"

The Ladies of the WWE deserve better than the
bullshit they are given.

Also what's the bet Trish comes back &
put Alexa over...because AlexaWinsLOL...

Ugh...

Bayley vs. Dakota Kai in a "Loser is Sasha's Sex Slave" Match...
 

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Good for the women. Seriously, that's mostly all I have to say about this. I don't care that WWE's motivations, they're a business, I fully expect them to try to maintain good PR and market things as more revolutionary than they actually are in an attempt to garner more interest or adulation. I don't have any plans to watch the PPV at the moment because the damn thing not til the tail-end of October and that feels so far away that even if they had matches announced for it I wouldn't be able to maintain hype for it. And I'm not watching the current product at the moment so I certainly don't mind how they promote it, although I'm sure it will be obnoxious so my thoughts and prayers to anyone actually sticking with WWE TV. At the end of the day, all I care about are the women wrestlers who I'm positive are ecstatic for the event. I hope this pans out for them, both critically and commercially.

As a final aside, is Sasha vs. Bayley happening at this now instead of SummerSlam like initially reported. I heard they made them all lesbian on Raw, which I'm sure is less delicious than I'm imaging, but that seems like an odd decision if they're going to fight at SummerSlam, so that equals out to like what, almost 11 months of build to a single one-on-one match? That's kinda unheard of in WWE, and granted I hear most of this build hasn't been very good but still.
 
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I heard they made them all lesbian on Raw, which I'm sure is less delicious than I'm imaging
I'm pretty sure its nowhere near as
delicious as anyone could imagine it...

*Thinks*

Delicious means dirty & kinky right?

Hah!

50 Shades of Sasha...

so that equals out to like what, almost 11 months of build to a single one-on-one match? That's kinda unheard of in WWE, and granted I hear most of this build hasn't been very good but still.
The "build" has been a complete stop/start train wreck
& in my own opinion the reason the WWE has dragged
it on & on past the point of no one caring is because they
want to keep Sasha & Bayley "busy" while they push Alexa
& Ronda.

The fact is Sasha vs. Bayley was done perfectly in NXT
with both women playing their roles perfectly while giving
the fans 2 classic matches for the right to hold an important
& respected title.

Sasha vs. Bayley on the main roster has been Loser vs. blueberry
for no real reason.

Wait...blueberry is being censored as well?
 
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The only thing we can really be sure of is that Evolution will be a mystery, full of changes that no one sees.

:hhh2::woo1::cry::nogusta:
 

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I doubt it's a "get-back" or whatever for the GRR, it's just yet another first time ever that they're pushing.

Backstage 2018 nonsense aside, I like it, because if it's replacing Clash of Champions on the card, at least it's different since after they combined the brands into the PPV's they've failed at a spectacular level. Any change is good change.
Combining the MYC finals and NXT (which I much prefer as a separate show, but still), and women from past and present should give us more effs to give than whatever they were going to do on the generic PPV they replaced.

It's easy to remember how bad the women's divisions are but how quickly we forget they can't book men either
 
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This Just In: Wrestling fans are mad at WWE for doing ANYTHING that offers them better PR. More news at 11.

Instead of getting mad at WWE for ‘pandering’ and ‘only tryingr to look good’ why don’t we enjoy the fact that WWE is progressing forward. I think it’s gonna br cool that I can sit with my younger sister and she can see women to look up to who are getting the spotlight.
 
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Gaurantee it will be better then Backlash and Extreme Rules. Why do people have a problem with this?
 

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This Just In: Wrestling fans are mad at WWE for doing ANYTHING that offers them better PR. More news at 11.

Instead of getting mad at WWE for ‘pandering’ and ‘only tryingr to look good’ why don’t we enjoy the fact that WWE is progressing forward. I think it’s gonna br cool that I can sit with my younger sister and she can see women to look up to who are getting the spotlight.
Could've been watching Impact for years now for that though. Lucha Underground has had a female world champion because intergender is a thing and they're treated as equals. Even with WWE doing all this, they've still got a long way to go and are only doing the bare minimum.
 

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why don’t we enjoy the fact that WWE is progressing forward.
Because the booking is still absolutely terrible with
both current champions being terrible in-ring workers.

Its hard to believe the WWE is progressing forward
when a couple of "Divas" are strutting around with the
titles while women with actual in-ring skills who could
actually help women's wrestling as a whole are being
buried, ignored or booked in terrible feuds that serve
no purpose.

You may be a "Glass Half Full" kind of Guy...but for
me...the glass has been shattered into a hundred
pieces & those pieces have been rubbed into my
eyes.

I more than anyone wanted this to happen...I actually
suggested it on here more than a year ago...

The Top 10 Matches The Women's Revolution Needs

but now...I just don't care anymore.

Women like Sasha, Bayley, Becky & Asuka have
been used to put over women like Alexa, Nia &
Carmella...and frankly fuck that.

I'm not caring anymore...because the WWE will
just turn around & have those less talented go
over & when I complain about it people will tell
me "Its not real bro!" or "Stop caring so much"

I'm done...
 

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This Just In: Wrestling fans are mad at WWE for doing ANYTHING that offers them better PR. More news at 11.

Instead of getting mad at WWE for ‘pandering’ and ‘only tryingr to look good’ why don’t we enjoy the fact that WWE is progressing forward. I think it’s gonna br cool that I can sit with my younger sister and she can see women to look up to who are getting the spotlight.

They're only doing this because they have to turn around and go back to Saudi Arabia in November... They don't care, they have these big ceremony's with all the talent on the stage with their fake smiles and fake tears. It's disgusting. Fuck Triple H and Stephanie... The product is worse than it's ever been and they think doing shit for PR reasons is going to make them look good, it makes them look even worse.. The spotlight is on WWE with this PPV, not the women... No shame with these assholes.
 

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I've given up watching, but lurk here and read reviews. Doesn't seem like I'm missing much. As for this, they should have Jerry the King Lawler call it. At least 1 match should give tribute to the Divas and the attitude era. I want puppies Dammit.
 

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They're only doing this because they have to turn around and go back to Saudi Arabia in November... They don't care, they have these big ceremony's with all the talent on the stage with their fake smiles and fake tears. It's disgusting. f*ck Triple H and Stephanie... The product is worse than it's ever been and they think doing sh*t for PR reasons is going to make them look good, it makes them look even worse.. The spotlight is on WWE with this PPV, not the women... No shame with these assh*les.
What's so imorale about that? I'd tell you which company are arseholes... Google and Facebook for avoiding tax. But I guess WWE are arseholes because they are doing a all woman ppv and that offends a few male snarks because in 2018 everyone is offended.