Eel removed from man after getting stuck in rectum

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Do not try this at home. Do not try this anywhere. Just do not try it.

A man in China's southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself to a local hospital after he reportedly got a live eel stuck inside him. According to British tabloid The Sun, the man inserted the 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel into his anus after seeing it done in a porn movie, and he had to endure all-night surgery to have it extracted.

According to a HuffPost translation of Chinese news aggregation website Mop.com, the eel reportedly chewed through the man's colon, perforating his large intestine, and became stuck in his body cavity. A graphic X-ray image (seen below) shows how far inside the eel was when the man came in for treatment.

Medical team members reportedly said the eel, which was “simply trying to find its way out," was alive when removed but died shortly thereafter. According to The Sun, the man is still recovering at the hospital and might face animal cruelty charges.

The Asian swamp eel -- also known as the rice eel or rice paddy eel -- is a snake-shaped fish that is commonly sold live at food markets in East Asian countries.

Although this type of eel is known as an invasive species in parts of the United States, this isn't the first time that it's made its way into (ahem) foreign habitats.

In 2012, a New Zealand man had to have an eel removed from his posterior. In 2010, a Chinese man died after his friends allegedly inserted an eel into his rectum as a joke.
Wow, this whole article is just a barrel of laughs! From the fact that there's actually a porn movie out there where a dude inserts an eel into his rectum to the story of another guy's "friends" who did it to him. I'm not even sure what to make out of this except that there's some strange shit going on in China. :lol:
 

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fucking weirdo's. I dunno why even seeing an eel in a porno being stuck into someone's ass would make you wanna try.
 

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"The eel was alive when it got out but died shortly after"

:rofl: I can't even fucking believe how funny this is. The eel managed to survive the rectum but then died. Poor thing