DWAYNE JOHNSON ANSWERS THE WWE RETURN QUESTION ONCE AND FOR ALL

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If you could kill someone....how?

I would begin by selecting my victim, she would be a pornstar since they dont have feelngs. Next I would slice the hands and feet off and proceed to document and freeze the body parts. Then I would take a break and eat some chimichangas, with some pico de gallo. once she had bled to death, i would **** her. then i would take her to a taxodermist and get her stuffed. how would you do it?
 

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MTFO FOR THIS THREAD!

ALRIGHT, so here it goes...

I would get peanut butter and spread it all over a curb. And then when a dog goes to go lick it off... I WOULD CURBSTOMP THE **** OUTTA HIM!!!

rofl imo
 

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MTFO FOR THIS THREAD!

ALRIGHT, so here it goes...

I would get peanut butter and spread it all over a curb. And then when a dog goes to go lick it off... I WOULD CURBSTOMP THE **** OUTTA HIM!!!

rofl imo

id have to say frag tag and runaway on that one...

Seriosuly. who would come up with this?

And Peopleschomp, isnt this like ur 3rd thread in HIAT youve made today?
 

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Killing a porn star? piece of cake!!


I would take her to one of those argentinian ghettos they call 'villa' and scream something like:'ESA GATA TIENE DINERO!!!!11!1!!'

She won't last 5 minutes alive.
 

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Im not sure about this thread, it just give bad intentions for kids' members to give it a try at home!!

Anyway, by calling someone "You like D I C K S"? try this kids, it works!! hehe
 

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I would begin by selecting my victim, she would be a pornstar since they dont have feelngs. Next I would slice the hands and feet off and proceed to document and freeze the body parts. Then I would take a break and eat some chimichangas, with some pico de gallo. once she had bled to death, i would **** her. then i would take her to a taxodermist and get her stuffed. how would you do it?



:lol_1:
 

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I quoted him, cause that was the best thing i've read all day.
 

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I would take the a metal bat and break their knee caps so they couldn't escape. From there I would gag them to prevent screaming, drag them into a hidden basement from an abandoned building somewhere neary a noisy part of a busy downtown area, and make it so that we were far enough within the earth and/or surrounded by sound proof windows so that nobody would ever think about bothering us. From there I would tie/chain them to a chair bolted to the concrete floor. From there I would remove the gag and use the bat, slaps, punches, insults, groin kicks and other bludgeon type weapons and break them. Force them into a blubbering mess where they admit every wrong they've ever done and lose any sense of pride. Then I'd finally end up killing them by blasting their face off with the bat and leaving them to rot in the building while I take any weapon evidence with me.
 

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I'd just show them the sex tape that Mark Henry and Mae Young made. While having Vickie strip as the movie plays.
 

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By Mike Johnson on 2011-01-31 19:21:30

Dwayne Johnson, on his official Facebook page, has launched a weekly feature where he will respond, in depth to a fan question. He kicked it off responding to a question about whether he will ever return to World Wrestling Entertainment.

Johnson bluntly states that he will never wrestle again. If that stands to be the case, his final match would end up being Rock and Mick Foley vs. Ric Flair, Randy Orton and Batista at Wrestlemania XX. He does note that he will make an appearance for the company when the timing is right.


Johnson's complete response reads:

"...to "the Rock's millions and millions"...who will forever be my family.. ..my honest and direct answer to you is this: I left the WWE because I had succeeded in accomplishing every goal I set to achieve. ...I've never done this before, but I will now because I feel it's important you know..let me share with you the goals I set for myself in the WWE so you can have a better understanding and perspective.. - become the youngest WWE World Champion - help set box office and attendance records in every arena in the country - help set PPV buy rate records ..the final two and my most important goals to achieve in wrestling: - become the most entertaining and electrifying performer the WWE had ever seen or will ever see again - take the brass ring of the WWE that Vince McMahon had faithfully allowed me to earn and take it places it had never gone before...to trailblaze...to break new ground...to achieve unprecedented greatness for not only for myself and the fans to enjoy...but for the business of professional wrestling itself and the WWE... A business and company that is in my blood and that I will love forever. ...I achieved these goals in the WWE at 30 years old and decided then to HUMBLY and QUIETLY step away and retire. ..and set my sights on another goal...a childhood dream...Hollywood. ..will I ever come back to the WWE? of course I will..not a match though, but in a capacity that would allow me to do so much more.. I LOVE that company and the fans...without the two I would not be standing where I am today... Vince and myself stay very closely connected and when the opportunity is right - which will be alot sooner than you think - we will do something electrifying and historic for the fans...he and I were toying with the idea of a special show called "ROCK RAW"... sounds like a perfect title for me to come back and SLAP THE LIPS OFF THOSE JABRONIS and LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN ON AAAAALLLLL THEIR CANDY ASSES!!! sorry...got carried away..I'll save that one of a kind electricity for Rock Raw.. ...it is important to me to say this from my heart - to the incredibly loyal "..The Rock's Millions and Millions..." and the entire WWE UNIVERSE...I am forever humbled and grateful to you for allowing me the HONOR to entertain you over the years...you have my word I will continue to entertain you in ways like no one else...it's only just the beginning... I dream big...and we've achieved those dreams together because you never left my side..I love you for that and thank you... I am Dwayne Johnson...and I will also always be The Rock."

That was a well thought out response by Rock