Dream E-Fed Matches

[EffectsofRaven]

Shut it yer wankers..

There's only one person who matters in e-feds and his name is DESMOND WOLFE! Now now, sunshines I know you muppets properly think yer the best in the industry but I'll tell ya this, I ain't having no-more old dinosaurs take away MY SPOT... Ya hear?

Slap me in the face and call me a liar if that ain't the truth!

Game on bitches!

 

[Slim]

Whoa whoa whoa hold on a second. So we got a wanna be gimp, some guy that thinks he is a rey, and... who in the blue hell is a desmond wolfe? Matter of fact... IT DOESN'T MATTER! Cause this is how it is gonna be. The Rock is gonna lace up his size 13 boots, he gonna shine them up real nice, then he gonna kick the cane of that wanna be pimp or pope... he gonna bend rey so he a broken rod, then he gonna turn his boot sideways and stick it straight up Dances with Wolves candy ass! And then... oh and then after alllll the smoke is cleared, after alllll is said and done... and after all you jabronis finish licking your wounds you can alllll bow down to the great one. And then all will know why The Rock IS and will forever be... the greatest to lace his boots in any ring... anywhere... ever.

So to all of you The Rock has something to say... know your role... and shut your mouth.

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL... ah hell ya'll don't deserve it.

 

[EffectsofRaven]

Lulz...

RiR vs Slim vs Cwalker vs EoR vs Aniking...

SCRAMBLE MATCH TO DETERMIND THE BEST TTER ON WS! Plus to show the noobies how it's properly done ... I just cleared out my photobucket but kept Wolfe to show peeps how to do the business .

 

[Chris Dresdon]

You think you can have a battle of the best without the certified toughest S.O.B. ever ta' grace Dubya Dubya E, (What?) Dubya See Dubya, (What?) E See Dubya, (What?) See Dubya Aye, (What?) See Dubya Eff, (What?), and You Dubya Eff? Eh-eh! Desmond, consider your spot taken son, cuz you've proven time after time that you don't want any part of Stone Cold Steve Austin. Every time the chips were down and the cards were dealt, you proved there's as much balls in your jock as there is hair on yer head, which for those keepin' score is zero.

That's not ta' say I don't have as much history with the rest of ya as I do with Desmond, because anyone that's been watchin' the product knows I do. Except this silly little bastard that calls himself The Rey, I don't even know what that's supposed ta' mean. Are you a cross between Miz and Rey Mysterio? It doesn't matter son, I've never heard of ya and neither have any of these pieces of trash. With that said, if you wanna climb in Stone Cold's ring and make yer dreams of gettin' yer ass whipped by someone famous come true, far be it from me ta' stop ya.

And filling up the rest of my ring is the People's Titty Dancer and Michael Tarver's androgynous cousin. Well if ya don't mind, boys, this little fight that's brewin' between ya, I want in.

(I know I didn't play Austin in CWA and CWF but Hoov did so Stone Cold was technically present.)

 

[EffectsofRaven]

oi, ya bald eagle... Yeah I'm talking to you sunshine?

You want in on this brawl, well you got it Sunshine? There ain't no man in this world that can beat ME, DESMOND WOLFE! Do I make myself clear to ya yankee boys? In fact, I got an idea, none of you muppets have fought about... HELL IN A CELL!?


Six Man Hell in a Cell Anyone?

We'll let everyone else have filler matches ?

 

[Lewb]

Well I don't see how I'm being kept out of this. I'm the current undisputed champion, I am The SuperEgo.

Tell you what, you all have your little match...

Prize is a one on one against me.

:trollol:

 

[Slim]

Heh... you sure you can handle facing off against The Rock? I wasn't planning on bringing the Rock out of retirement but yaknow... if I HAVE to become undisputed champion then so be it

 

[Lewb]

I'm not The SuperEgo for nothing brawd (brother in Welsh - Multi-linguistic. You don't wanna mess with these titties!) You can tell the whole world about The Peoples Bruised Strudel once I kick it black and blue for ya, how bout that?!

 

[Chase]

So what is going on with these match ups?

 

[EffectsofRaven]

Well, I'm hoping..

We have the Epic Six Man Match... If not Cwalker vs Slim I'm presuming Main Eventing... Which I'm calling now to write, do it some justice .

As I'm the only experienced writer who isn't 100% retired (no pressure )

I'm guessing then we just gotta work whose facing who... I don't mind facing Prodigy tbh

 

[Aniking]

I just went back through the thread and here is who has expressed interest:


Andrew
Chase
Chris Dresden
Chriss
Cwalker
Derrick
Doink
EffectsofRaven
The Hoov
Lewbrication
Prodigy
rawisrey
Sam
Slim


Although this thread originally started out as dream matches, it's turned to a lot of us bringing back old characters that we've had considerable success with for a mad TT sesh. Some hit great heights with theirs, others not so much, but I reckon everyone should be given a go. Obviously there will be higher profile matches depending on the TTers, but I guess that's how it goes.

I may as well give it a go. I may enjoy it and decide to return to e-fedding. I haven't TTed for about 2 months, so I've had a nice break. Feels like it has been way longer though.

 

[EffectsofRaven]

The major issue I'm seeing and this is what from past experiences... and it's the typical bullshit.

The writers and whose writing watch, that's where a lot of the issues will arise... I spoke to one UCW Hall of Famer and he's expressed no desire to write but I certainly feel we need certain writers for the High Profile matches to save no arguments and stuff.

 

[Chris Dresdon]

Well, as I've said before, I'd be willing to write a match or two. I might not be that "experienced" but I feel like I've written some good ones in my time. Anyhoo, we've got fifteen interested in doing this thing, I say that's plenty to make this show special.

 

[Aniking]

The other issue is UWF. Nobody should choose to TT for this (if everything is sorted) over UWF. Any members of UWF should TT there before this. It's the right thing to do.

I guess just get a show of hands in here for who'll write and then give them one match each. Most who're in that list have written before, so I'm sure it could work out.

Considering there's 15 involved, 7 matches is the absolute max as that's if every match was 1v1 plus a triple threat. It'll likely be something like 4-5 matches.

 

[rawisrey]

currently holding 7 titles as I've never lost them so willing to put them on the line tbh.

also I'm willing to write, been writing for years and while I'm not a fan I'm told I'm not bad so I can write if needed.