Dr. Chris Amaann Files Lawsuit Against CM Punk & Colt Cabana

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The one thing that crosses my mind is "why?". It's so weird that punk would lie about something so easily verifiable. It's no like his other fisherman's tales, where he could just make shit up and we would never be sure if it was true or not.
 

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Punk's been training daily with one of the Gracies, and I hear he's very intense about it yadda yadda. He's kind of like a cockroach, so I'm guessing he'll actually beat the Green Ranger somehow. He's a real despicable twat, but he you can't keep him down I guess. I am so rooting for the Green Ranger though. Holy hell I am rooting for him like a mofo. I would flip my shit if he came out all wearing his Green Ranger gear to the Power Rangers theme song.

"Yeah CM Punk, we know you've got daddy issues. Wahhh wahh... who's your daddy now, bitch?!" right before knocking his teeth out. That's not reality though lol, that's me doing ridiculous fantasy booking for a shoot fight.
If cm punk beats the green ranger.... I'll eat your shit.
 

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Punk does not have a fight announced. I seriously doubt it winds up being Jason David Frank
 

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It would be a great thing. Two real weirdo freaks going toe to toe
 

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Yeah more then likely he'll want to choose his oppent and he'll pick a really bad one to try and look good. Would be even more fitting if said chosen oppent made him tap out.
 

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Yeah more then likely he'll want to choose his oppent and he'll pick a really bad one to try and look good. Would be even more fitting if said chosen oppent made him tap out.
UFC will pick his opponent, but it will have to be someone shitty or else the athletic commission won't sanction the fight. They've already said they aren't going to sanction Punk fighting someone with a lot of MMA experience. If the NSAC sanctioned Punk to fight someone with a lot of experience and they wound up seriously hurting Punk (likely a real possibility) they would be up shit creek.
 

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UFC will pick his opponent, but it will have to be someone shitty or else the athletic commission won't sanction the fight. They've already said they aren't going to sanction Punk fighting someone with a lot of MMA experience. If the NSAC sanctioned Punk to fight someone with a lot of experience and they wound up seriously hurting Punk (likely a real possibility) they would be up shit creek.
That's why Green Ranger offered his services. He's 4-0 or something. Also like Punk he's a man child with ridiculous facial hair.
 

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What's the deal with the YouTube where Punk is all "YOU HAVE A VAGINA!"

I mean it's a work right? Fans are supposed to boo heels and talk trash. That's how it works, and Punk is really upset with two CLEARLY STUPID dudes just talking trash because he's a heel and literally standing in front of them. Punk stares at them like they're his alcoholic dad or the self esteem he wish he had
 

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What's the deal with the YouTube where Punk is all "YOU HAVE A VAGINA!"

I mean it's a work right? Fans are supposed to boo heels and talk trash. That's how it works, and Punk is really upset with two CLEARLY STUPID dudes just talking trash because he's a heel and literally standing in front of them. Punk stares at them like they're his alcoholic dad or the self esteem he wish he had

Whether it was a work or not, thought it was clear by now that Punk doesn't really like people.
 

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I've been perusing the story for a few hours now trying to read up on everything and I gotta say the Doc is definitely in the right here.. He should be able to pull this one out against CM Punk or reach a beneficial agreement that goes in the doc's favor.
 

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Whether it was a work or not, thought it was clear by now that Punk doesn't really like people.

Yeah he's a real peach. But what I'm saying is that wrestling is a work (duh, but stay with me.) Punk is a wrestler and should know it's a work. Right? Instead he's all pissy with two dudes.

But yeah - as you said he's not a people person. He's not too smartened up either in certain aspects. I think he's a bit of a mark for himself and that WrestleMania event he feels he deserved.
 

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Yeah he's a real peach. But what I'm saying is that wrestling is a work (duh, but stay with me.) Punk is a wrestler and should know it's a work. Right? Instead he's all pissy with two dudes.

But yeah - as you said he's not a people person. He's not too smartened up either in certain aspects. I think he's a bit of a mark for himself and that WrestleMania event he feels he deserved.

@A.M.F had said it perfectly a while ago. Punk is just a 20 year younger version of Bret Hart.
 
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