Kayfabe Dissection Number Two Coming up

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Fireshock

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*A live video feed starts to play on titan-tron, as the screen fades into view. It shows Fireshock in a room within his mansion. He is currently on an important phone call with his investment director*

Fireshock: Yes of course Miss S, I am also very happy with the sales of my Fireshock above Peasants shirt. What? The shirt has made more revenue income than any other shirt in Ignition.

*Fireshock laughs*

Fireshock: Excellent, like those fools could have a Wrestling shirt better than mine.


*Fireshock turns to notice that, he on camera to the fans in the Ignition arena live. *


Fireshock:
Well this was unexpected; I was not expecting this for an hour or so. Miss S I will call you back.

*Fireshock hangs up the phone*

Fireshock: Oh that, that was investment director Miss Scott. Maybe one day, she may grace your disgusting presence.

*Fans boo loudly*


Fireshock: Last week, was a classic match myself the Smartest Man in Wrestling and the broken head Christopher Young. So many sites on the internet, news outlets and top level wrestling magazines are already calling one of the best matches of 2016. Sadly, that only shows one side of the match, as I said last week, Chris Young had the nerve to threat to hurt me in our match on last week’s broadcast. But he learned a very terrible fact, you can never threat to do something to Fireshock. His head learned that lesson, when I gave him twelve ruthless knees to skull. Thus, resulting in him having a concussion and not be able to complete in the Intercontinental Championship ladder match against Tyson Storm.

*Fans boo*


Fireshock:
Aw, am I supposed to feel bad about hurting Young, am I supposed to feel regret for damaging his small brain cells. Well I don’t, but Mr Young I will credit you for one thing. Not since the days of driving Tony Soccer boy’s head into a steel step, have I had that much fun inflicting pain on someone. So as of now, every person who stands across from me will get the worse beating of their miserable lives. Because you know what? I like hurting people, it just means one less peasant on the food chain, resulting one more beautiful look at yours truly amazing in ring skills and why my face should on every poster, every bit of Ignition merchandise and why I am the Lord of Ignition. Because there is nobody better, at playing the game of minds than me.

*Fans chant Firesuck*


Fireshock:
Tonight, at Ignition, on my path to higher frame, I come across a winless man. Jay Washington, someone with not a single win under his belt, since signing with Ignition. I have seen your little speech, how you are so longing to hold a win under your name. You want to pour heart in our match and give it your all in the smallest of hopes of pulling out the biggest win of your live. I hate to be the bearer of bad news Washington, but in yours hopes of trying upstage and beat me you have made a fatal mistake. You have showed you are desperate and desperate wrestlers are the most fun to pick apart. They are fuelled by their heart, their passion and their desire to reach the top. But in 2016, that fourth loss is hovering over your head, like a fly that won’t go away. You can’t stop it from having can you?

Fireshock:
Jay, I hope your determination is strong enough. Because I am going to take that heart of yours and l will impale it. And much like the beating I gave Chris Young, you will be at the receiving end of the most ruthless knees to your hope filled and wishful thinking skull. Courtesy of the Smartest Man in Wrestling today. I hope you are watching management, because this after the beating I give Jay Washington, you better add to that Intercontinental Championship ladder match. Or else this will keep happening, until I get my way.

*Fireshock picks up a dart of a table and throws a dart board with a picture of Jay Washington’s face on it. He turns to the camera and smiles. The feed cuts out afterwards. *

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