Dark Space - Sci Fi RPG

[Dirk Dickbutt]

Question: Why the heck am I in the janitor area? It smells like crusty napkins and dirty socks.

Broom

 

[Comrade Khan]

Vacuum cleaner. Question coming soon

 

[Spitfire]

Question: Why the heck am I in the janitor area? It smells like crusty napkins and dirty socks.

Broom

Answer: You are now a janitor - this is your past, present and future. This is the only life you will ever know.

 

[Comrade Khan]

Identified:
Wilhelm von Spickanspan
role: janitor
current objective: assist cleaning
tools: vaccum cleaner

processing...

activating communications module

Cleaning Officer Wilhelm von Spickanspan , Omega reporting in. I require a few answers so I may perform my functions as efficiently as possible. I will now present said questions , they are

1) This vacuum cleaner appears rather, to be blunt, factory standard. Please allow me to run more advanced diagnostics so that I may improve its overall functionality.

2) Where is the nearest charging station, should I run low on power?

3) Where can one find a map of the ship?

4) Where is the nearest computer?

5) What is the current chain of command?

cooling down voice module

activating looking extremely charismatic module

activate perception module (look around the room after getting answers)

 

[Chris]

My only question is what do we start cleaning first

 

[Comrade Khan]

 

[Spitfire]

Cleaning Officer Wilhelm von Spickanspan , Omega reporting in. I require a few answers so I may perform my functions as efficiently as possible. I will now present said questions , they are

1) This vacuum cleaner appears rather, to be blunt, factory standard. Please allow me to run more advanced diagnostics so that I may improve its overall functionality.

You may proceed to do this [roll d20] + your intelligence [+6] = you need a
(/roll d20 ) code you can use in chat - a chat feature will be linked to this shortly

2) Where is the nearest charging station, should I run low on power?

In the break room - which you can only access during scheduled breaks.

3) Where can one find a map of the ship?

Everyone knows the ship off by heart - good joke tinman.

4) Where is the nearest computer?

There is on in my office.

5) What is the current chain of command?

Me - then you can fight amongst yourselves for 1st, 2nd and 3rd Private.

 

[Spitfire]

My only question is what do we start cleaning first

Five minutes ago

 

[Spitfire]

Test.

 

[Spitfire]

[we now have a chat room titled 'Dark Skies' - where people can make dice rolls]

 

[Comrade Khan]

test

 

[Comrade Khan]

huzzah

 

[Comrade Khan]

hmmm

 

[Comrade Khan]

there we go

 

[Comrade Khan]

17+6= 23 @Shield-Maiden