CWF - War/Nitro Trash

[The Hoov]

I can try and fit one in after Christmas so go ahead and post another one.

 

[Chris Dresdon]

Saturday Night Main Event January 7th, 2012: Eddie Guerrero vs. RVD

[video=youtube;QQPJYnr48yU&ob]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQPJYnr48yU&ob=av3e[/video]

The crowd instantly begins to boo as "Coma White" by Marilyn Manson starts to play over the PA system, the theme of the faction R.E.M.E.D.Y. The camera pans to the stage where no one is walking from the back onto, confusion now filling the air. After a moment, Eddie Guerrero turns the corner and walks onto the stage, stopping and looking down at the stage, soaking up the boos the fans in attendance shower him with. After a minute of this, he looks up and down the ramp towards the ring as he raises his arm from his side, holding the microphone he's holding in his hand to his mouth as his music fades to silence.

Eddie Guerrero: When I walked into the arena tonight the sight I beheld was almost enough to make me walk into the general manager's office and set my contract ablaze, I was that disgusted by it. The sight in question you ask? The fact that in my absence, this place hasn't changed that much, and where it has changed it hasn't been for the better. Several months ago when the company downsized to one show and tag teams were done away with, myself and the rest of R.E.M.E.D.Y. were shown the door, ese'. But much like R-Truth, I opted not to stay gone. Instead I opted to formulate a plan to return in the most mysterious and dominant fashion possible, something that would prove, once my identity was revealed, that I was the backbone of my former faction and it is they that cannot stand without me, not the other way around.

I am the man that attacked Dolph Ziggler, as well as the man that attacked Muhammad Hassan, Big Bossman, and The Miz. It was a plan set in motion by the powers that be with the motive being to punish them for not having a word to say about their respective pay-per-view matches. And so I struck when I best saw fit, only to later discover nearly all of them later spoke up for themselves. But I don't regret this oversight holmes, because although it played out that all of them got punished for nothing, it is the upper management with egg on their face, not me. My motives were accomplished, I sent the message I wanted to send, that message being I was back with a vengeance, even though no one was aware it was me.

As revenge for making them look stupid, management leaked to CWF.com that I had made my way back to the company, which is why I'm revealing all of this to you now. Not that it matters, their attempt at getting back at me, in reality, is them putting the nails in their own coffin and driving them passionately inward. Now every man in that locker room is aware of who it is that's after them, and they tremble vato, because they've seen firsthand what I have done. Muhammad Hassan is gone from the company, Beer Money are gone from the company, all by my hand and the destruction I laid upon them. Now that I'm back ese', I will blaze a trail of dominance the likes of which the wrestling world has never seen from me or any man before, a trail of dominance that they will never see again after I do the things I plan to do.

This business tried to kill me numerous times but it never succeeded. Because of this it would make sense for me to want to kill it, but that's not the case. This business is terminally ill, CWF is plagued with disease, and I am the cure, holmes. I am the remedy for everything that's wrong with this company, and just like before you will see me kill more and more of the virus that's suckling the life from this place each and every week until CWF is healthy again. And it starts with Rob Van Dam.

Inside I weep over your stupidity. It's pitiful that you would cheer a man like him, that you would put more constructive things on the backburner to see him wrestle, that you gladly hand over your money to buy his merchandise and enable his drug use. My demons are no secret to anyone holmes, but they're in the past, they are obstacles I've overcome because I'm not weak like you, ese'. When you get up on that top rope, in a haze and spreading your sickness via contact high to all these people, the only reason I think you can actually execute the frog splash instead of falling on your stoner ass is you pretend there's a pile of Doritos on the mat where your opponent is!

Boo me all you want, pendejos, the more intensely you hurl disdain at me, the more you underline my point. You despise the man that's trying to ensure you have a wrestling product worth watching and putting money into but love the man trying to destroy it. It doesn't matter, because on January 7th I am the one that will have his arm raised in victory, and that is only going to be the beginning. I'm making my resolution right now vato, this is going to be the year of Eddie Guerrero. The temperature and the intensity are roaring full blast Rob, can you feel the heat?

Eddie lowers his microphone and makes his way down the ramp, entering the ring. The crowd boos him all the way down and continue to as he waits for Rob to come out.​

 

[Shawn Michaels]

Everyone is anticipation of HBK coming out from the back, but the camera rolls to the back where the fans are surprised by HBK's friend, Kevin Nash who is standing near a casket

Kevin Nash: Hey Taker! I bet you're surprised to see me, but don't be. You see Shawn said at Uprising that the clique is back. What did you not think one of his boys wasn't coming with him? Yeah I know, just like the rest they thought Hunter was going to be by his side and they were going to restart DX. Well that's not the case because Big Sexy is back! But I'm not back to fight in the ring, I'm here to make sure that no one tries to take out Shawn because if they do, they will be the ones taken completely out of commission!


The casket opens up and it's revealed HBK is in it. HBK has a welt on his head from the attack by Cody Rhodes at the ppv. HBK sits up and gets ready to speak

HBK: Undertaker, just like you, I have my own issues to deal with. Cody Rhodes you know I am talking to you and when that time comes where I get my revenge, I'm not gonna do what you did, you will know I'm coming. Until then, you better watch your back because you never know when my friend over here will be there! Now onto you Undertaker, you talk about how I can never know when to call it quits and I should know what's best for myself and stay away. But, it's because of those words that come from people like you that make me want to know if I still have what it takes in the ring and what a way to test that by taking on the man who ended my career elsewhere. And just like elsewhere is, that was there and this is CWF a land of new opportunity. A place where the Heart Break Kid is going to look you in those cold eyes and tell you to your face that I still have what it takes, that I still got it in me.


HBK pauses for a second as he gets out of the casket and looks directly in the camera


HBK: At Saturday Nights Main Event, the world is going to see the rebirth of Shawn Michaels. And you want to know why I know I still have what it takes, is because of my performance against you last time. I may have been out of the ring for a while, but CWF has been crawling at my footsteps for me to come here and your going to find out why it is truly hell trying to get to heaven!


HBK tries to roll his eyes as the camera rolls back to Undertaker​

 

[The Wrestling Addict]

R-Truth looks over his shoulder and mumbles to himself before he raises the microphone to his mouth.

What's that Lil Jimmy? You think Mick Foley is full of crap? I am with you on that one! Foley nobody believes that you will leave CWF after I whip your ass. You want to bring up my past, well let's bring up yours. This is coming from the same guy who eleven years ago said he would retire if Triple H beat him in Hell in a Cell. Well Triple H beat the piss out of you. Sure you retired, but you came back what, a week or two later? You ended up main eventing Wrestlemania! Oh but that was just the first time. You also retired countless times after that but yet you continue to come back. You aren't fooling anyway, Mick. You may leave CWF after I kick your ass at Saturday Night Main Event but you will be back in a week or less. You are making a fool of yourself! Not only are you coming out here, lying about retirement once again, but you are doing it in a Santa outfit? And not only that, you want to start rhyming? This aint no damn Christmas book! This is real life! How dare you threaten me with Spidas? You know I'm claustorphobic!

Truth looks around to make sure there are no spiders around him.

Now Mick, you should know you can't come out here rhyming without hearing a response through a rap from R-Truth. Mick Foley, you think this is a christmas book? You said you got spidas? I had to make sure to look. You know I hate those critters. Mick Foley, I hate Christmas because it is so damn bitter. It looks as if you have been eating to much christmas cookies. Are you hiding someone under your coat? Do you got Jwow under there, or maybe Snooki? Aren't you from somewhere like New York or the Jersey Shore? Foley, we all know you won't retire because you are a wrestling whore! You get your brains beat in but yet you still come back. Some people call it bravery but I call it crazy because we all know you have no sack! You need to cut down on the Big Macs and get on slimfast, tubby. If you got cut open, blood wouldn't spew out. It would all be penut butter and jelly! You think your funny but everyone knows you're big fat dumby.

Fans continue to boo R-Truth but he ignores them and continues rapping.

You come out here and brag about beating Wade Barrett who since arriving in CWF, hasn't done jack. I beat Triple H, Zack Ryder, and Austin Aries in one match. Didn't Triple H whoop your ass for a year and a half? Foley, you been through a lot of pain. You know this business aint no game. For you to keep coming back in the shape you're in is just a shame. It's ok, keep coming back. That only makes you a hypocrite. And you're always bragging about your wife. She's ugly dude, she aint got no tits! Excuse me for my language, Lil Jimmys. If I got a hold of Foley's wife, after I finished, her body would be filled with hickies! I am R-Truth, the most extreme in CWF. I'll whip your ass from my right side or my left. I'm tired of rapping to you, Mick. Your such a goof! I'm the best in CWF and that's the Truth, the whole Truth, and nothing but the Truth! Mick Foley, you were right about one thing. I don't want you here! I am sick and tired of you. You have a massive ego, your body is even bigger than your ego, and you are the most overated wrestler in the history of this business. You made your name to fame by doing stupid crap. You aren't a legend! You are nothing more than a couch potatoe who got famous by jumping off the roof of his house when he got bored of tv and potatoe chips, one saturday afternoon, twenty years ago. Saturday Night's Main Event, it's the night Mick Foley gets got!

R-Truth drops the mic and stares Foley down.

 

[Andrew]

CWF SNME: Batista vs. Corino

This thread is for Lewbrication (Batista) and Canadian Pothead (Corino) You have just 6 days to post. Good luck!​

 

[Andrew]

CWF SNME: Ziggler vs. Sheamus

This thread is for Ziggler (Derrick) and Sheamus (Lub) to post, you have just 6 days. Good luck!​

 

[Andrew]

Could I please get PROMOS?

 

[Chriss]

Austin Aries stops Zack Ryder, raises the microphone to his mouth and speaks

Austin Aries: No disrespect man, but I think that both of us pretty much said what we wanted to say. We both agreed on closing that thing between us, we both spoke about our match at Uprising and these things. I think that it´s time to welcome our oponent tonight, Chris Jericho. Now before he can some out here I´d like to say something more. You see, we are not here for a long time but we look pretty impresive in a short period. Now another thing I´d like to propose to you is not just peace, but co-operation. You can say how much you respect Jericho but we both know that if tonight he finds some way to win, he´s not going to take that title away from R-Truth. That´s the main thing that everybody want´s to see somebody do. Sooo, why don´t we get together, take out Jericho and make this match a one-on-one match ha? How do you like that?

Zack Ryder shakes the hand of Austin Aries. He picks his hand in the air and they both start to fist pump.

Austin Aries: Yeah, I´m starting to like you kid. Once we´re done talking, we don´t we let out third friend to make his official appearance?

Both Aries and Ryder look on the entrance ramp and they wait for Chris Jericho to show up. It´s still not happenin and they´re getting nervous but then unexpactable happens. CWF official show up with a microphone in his hand.

CWF Official: Sorry for interrupting you gentlemen, but I´m here to tell you some bad news. No,no,no, don´t worry. I´m not here to ban your little plan. You can do what ever you want in your match, it´s your choice. I´m here to tell you that Mr. Jericho had little problems on the road but don´t worry, your matchis still going to happen but Mr. Jericho can´t show up right now and talk to you. I apologize for Mr. Jericho. I wish both of you good luck. Goodbye.

Austin Aries: Luck is for losers. Do we look like losers? I don´t think so. You can leave Mr.Jericho had problems on the road. Grab that little story, put it in your hat and go back to your office were you belong Mr.Nameless. Do you really think that we´re gonna believe this? Do I look like R-Truth who believes that Santa exists? Give me a break. I know that Jericho is somewhere in the back, rolled into an egg and he fears to come out here because he has nothing to say this quickly. Isn´t this all just ironic? The man who liked to call people hypocritic parasites in the past is pretty much same. He walks all around the arena like a rockstar but now he hasn´t what it takes to come out here. As spanish people like to say, he hasn´t cojones to come out, look in my eyes in say I´m phatetic. Well, this is what I call phatetic. You know, I don´t wan´t to bury him but who the hell he thinks he is? He´s a former world champion nobody can take that away from him but now he thinks that he hasn´t anything to do to be a superstar? Jericho, once you left, you dropped your reputation around here. You allready have a“new“ image so it´s time to build a new reputation. Guys like me and Zack bust our asses to get an opportunity somewhere and you can just walk out, then walk in and you throw opportunities like this behind your head like it´s nothing. I´m so sick of people like you. But no, I´m not gonna blow up like a troche here. I´ gonna wait until I get a chance to put my hands on you and teach you some respect. I´ll kick you yout of this company is quickly as you made your return.

Austin Aries gives Ryder his microphone. Ryder begins to speak.​

OOC: Andrew gave me the right to go ahead. I know, I can do better but I didn´t see any point to get on through writing this one.

 

[Deuce]

Ryder looks at the CWF Official then at Austin Aries with a grin on his face, the crowd still cheering for Aries and Ryder even though Aries said some pretty harsh things. Ryder looks at the Official again and speaks.

"Well, that is kind of disappointing. The Chris Jericho can't make it because he's having troubles with the road, kind of ironic since he is supposedly some sort of badass around here. I'm still hoping to see that guy's face before our match tonight, I want to hear his bickering. No disrespect Jericho but your trash talk isn't offensive, like at all, it's just plain hilarious. Bro, no one can take your seriously if all you do is make jokes when it comes to trash talking your opponents. Tonight, your going to realize I'm no joke and that Aries isn't a joke. I may not be a huge fan of Aries but I have come to like the guy, I may even call him my broski sometime in the near future and that is something, you do not have around here. You may be making your return but if you look around, you have no friends here. I have much respect for you but tonight, I will leave the respect behind and kick your ass. Pardon my language ladies, but I will make you look like the little bitch."

The fans begin to cheer even louder for Ryder, seems as if the crowd likes Ryder even more than Jericho. Ryder turns to Aries and speaks.

"Now, Aries, I like the way you think. I think taking out Jericho first is a great idea but I gotta disagree, I have seen how those things end up and bro, it isn't pretty. I think we can have a fair triple threat match tonight instead of having a one sided fight. I'm just a to good of a bro to do something like that. I have come to like you my friend, but I can't say I will have an unfair match. The handshake I gave you, was to make it a one-on-one match but I didn't mean tonight. My proposal to you, if we neither of us win tonight, that one-on-one match I was talking about, at Showdown of Dreams??"

The crowd cheers and Aries walks around the ring in deep thought. Ryder speaks one last time.

"Just think about it, me and you at Showdown of Dreams. We have been in plenty of matches together here in CWF, hell, I don't think you haven't been in one of them. We both know each others style and we have much respect for each other, so what do you say?"

Ryder waits for a response with his hand out awaiting a handshake.​

OOC: I had trouble thinking so this is all I got.

 

[Deuce]

I wish people would TT as much as me, Chriss and Bully D were/still are. It would make CWF much more alive!

 

[Andrew]

OOC: Deuce, I gave Chriss the OK, however you should have waited for Tapout (Jericho) to post. I know it's been a week but Chriss asked me prior if he could post and I gave him the OK. Next time, please wait for Tapout or myself to give you the OK to post.

 

[Deuce]

OOC: Deuce, I gave Chriss the OK, however you should have waited for Tapout (Jericho) to post. I know it's been a week but Chriss asked me prior if he could post and I gave him the OK. Next time, please wait for Tapout or myself to give you the OK to post.

OOC: Sorry, I thought it was my turn since Chriss got Aries to give Ryder the mic.

 

[Chriss]

OOC: My bad bro. my bad.

 

[Derrick]

"I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD, I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD, COME OOONNNN!"

[video=youtube;u68xL-N7Lew]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u68xL-N7Lew[/video]

Ziggler's theme blares throughout the PA as Dolph himself, today with no shirt covering his muscular sexy body, walks out with the world championship in his right hand. He walks down to the ring and poses on the top turnbuckle for the crowd, all smiling as the crowd boos their lungs out.

Dolph now puts the title on his left shoulder as he starts talking..

Dolph Ziggler:

As my song says.. I'm here to show the world, I'm here to show the world.. MY new Championship Wrestling Federation World Undisputed Heavyweight Championship!

Dolph laughs a bit as the crowd is booing again.

Boo, boo, boo however you want, I kind of don't care, because I did what I promised, I stand before all of you as your World Champion, and although I know you feel like rioting because the Scott Steiner wannabe didn't win, you can do nothing about it. You see, my return was in a pretty awesome fashion; my first match for the company was already a match for the N1 contender spot. And it wouldn't be me if I didn't steal the show again, because I actually won it and started off a new era in this company. I kicked off a winning streak that never ended and that's still alive, I kinda think CM Punk did a similar thing during the summer, but the only difference is that I'm not a wannabe rebellious loudmouth that thinks he's the best in the world; when you talk alot, back it up. That guy lost to a 50 year old man. I still shake my head. But enough about that lost soul, let's talk about ME.

Fans boo.

I will get to my title win later, actually I will have an official celebration during the Saturday Night Main Event, so you should tune in to see some perfection. Not only that though, I'm facing Sheamus as well on Saturday Night. Sheamus.. well what to say about him. The only thing I know is that he is one of the people I beat since my triumphant debut. Other than that, I think he kind of reminds me of Batista, you know, the musculature and such, although I think Batista, who is really stupid as I don't know what is actually smarter than Sheamus. Sheamus is a brawler, he's from Ireland after all, but he can do anything that he wants, including bringing IRA or whatever was the organization's name, bringing his pub "mates", or even bringing an army of leprechauns, but really nothing can stop me. Nothing can stop me on Saturday, because it's MY moment and I usually don't let people steal my moment, because I'm perfect and it's simple as that. People also ask me if I think that Sheamus can beat me because he's longer in CWF than I am, and yeah he really is, but let's be honest, he lost numerous times to a nobody like CM Punk, so he can shove the months behind his back, because baby I set a record here, I won a title in one month, and I did what Sheamus has been trying to do for months and never did in a significantly shorter time than all of you expected. This, people is the era of the #HEEL, and I promise you that I won't let anyone to ruin it, simply because--

Ziggler got cut off by Sheamus' theme.

OOC: Ok Lub, your turn.​

 

[Lub]

These Words Are True ...
... And I’ll Make You Believe!

[video=youtube;8MzgX3yscfM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MzgX3yscfM[/video]

And old Sheamus' theme hits the arena, but on the screen appears new titantron as the crowd explodes. Crowd cheers very loud and The Celtic Warrior suddenly appears under the titantron. The Great White Sheamus looks on both sides of the arena and still stands on the stage. After a while Sheamus hits his chest and make a crucifix pose and then goes towards the ring.

So we a' finally back afte' Christimas, New Yea' and all that. Ye know, even guys like us, who wrestle fer ye needs holidays and Oi finally had a chance ta visit me family afte' a very long time. And as I was in a really good mood, Oi arrived he'e back in CWF, fresh, relaxed, prepa'ed fo' anythin', but suddenly Oi heard a voice Oi would rather never hea' again. But I thought, it's okay, Oi have a match with that guy today, so when Oi get in the ring with 'im, Oi'll get rid of it. But then Oi was listenin' for a while and Oi couldn't believed it, what my ears heard. Oi heard that little blonde scared girl talkin' trash 'bout Tha Celtic Warrio', so Oi decided to came he'e a bit earlie' ...

Crowd cheers for sheamus and "fella" continues ...

Fella, Oi thought yer a cleve' guy and Oi thought, ye'll be cleve' enough to not to play with fire. But it seems like yer parents neglect yer education. They should have told ye to not talk trash 'bout bigge' and bette' opponents. Oi don't blame ye fo' makin' a big guy he'e and talkin' about yer Championship, Oi would the same, but fella. Talk trash ta somebody like me? Ye've just made tha biggest mistake of yer life kid. Because Oi've just wrote on a pape' yer name and today's date. Why? 'Cause today it's the last day of yer poo' life and Oi'll make sure ta make it even mo' miserable than those days befo'. Oi also didn't get why yer talkin' 'bout Scott Steine'. Well Oi didn't get mo' things you've said, but Oi think Oi am not tha only one here. Seems to me, like yer one lucky guy, when ye won that belt afte' a very sho't time, but don't worry, ye won't hold it too long. Undertake' may won that Numbe' One Contende' match, but don't worry, Oi'll find my way ta get into that match and fella ... afte' we all met in that very ring, Oi'm gonna kick yer ass and and stick yer head in me arse ...

Fans are chanting Sheamus' name, Sheamus is looking at Ziggler and Celtic Warrior has a few last words to say ...

By tha way, if yer plannin' on have a celebration at Saturday Night MAin Event, prepare ta have me ass yer guest, because I'm getting ready to ruin all what yer gonna do. FO' yer information, Oi don't need IRA, Oi don't need any help, but it's ya, who will need some medical help afte' that match. As well Oi don't know, who would ask ye somethin'. Ye have a such a big mouth Ziggle', Oi can't wait for that ring bell. Oi can tell ye Dolph, Tha Great White is comin' fer ye ... HASHTAG: WARRIO' ...

Sheamus drops microphone and looks angrily at Ziggler ...​