CWF - Past War Trashtalking #8 (Merging Issue)

[Andrew]

CWF - Past War Trashtalking #9 (Merging Issue)

GO!

Christian's theme song 'Just Close Your Eyes' hits the arena... The crowd erupts in boo's with only a few cheers heard. Christian glares at those who have cheered, ignores them and walks down the entrance ramp. He then steps up onto the steel steps before entering the ring as he is given a microphone.

Christian;

Last week... Last week was a great moment for me. I don't think anybody understands why I did what I did last week at all. Peeps out there have asked me all week, why Christian? Why did you take out Jerry Lawler, why did you over-react the way you did? If any of you delinquent morons could understand, I've had opportunity after opportunity and deep inside I know I can defeat The Rock, I know I have what it takes to be a Champion in this business. Every single week, I'd come down the ramp, search for my peeps but they continued to die day by day... As the week went by, the cheering I heard was becoming less... I even went for a hearing test, I thought I was going deaf but my hearing proved me right... These 'Peeps' I once had, I don't need no more. All this time, I was stupid enough to even think they had cheered me, they were just jeering me because I couldn't get the job done. For far too long I've tried to accomplish the one thing I want the most in my wrestling career and that is to be heavyweight champion. Opportunities after opportunities and not once have I gone one on one with The Rock... I know you're scared to face me one on one Rocky, you're scared I'd bring my 'A' game because lately I have yet to do so. Lately, I haven't been myself but now I'm mentally prepared for everything that comes towards me, everything Rocky... Nothing is going to stop me from doing what I have to do, nothing will stop me from becoming Heavyweight Champion.

Christian walks around the ring, allowing the crowd to boo a bit more.

You all think I'm just some sort of pretender, some sort of wannabe BUT I will tell you that I'm not. All these times I've faced The Rock have been triple threats, tag matches, fatal four ways and I'm sick and tired of it. I'm sick of seeing you in the spotlight week after week Rock; it's all about CHRISTIAN now. ME, ME, ME! IT'S ABOUT ME! For the past two weeks, you've held that Championship that I should have won if it wasn't for Alberto Del Rio clocking me over the head with the title. Look at Del Rio now Rocky; he's returned to CWF after being supposedly fired... but this is about us Rocky. This is about the fact you stole the championship right under my hands. Ever since... I've held my frustration, I've tried to keep cool about it but no longer can I keep my frustration. Jerry Lawler happened to be in my way just like you Rocky... Everybody has lied to me, telling me that I will become Champion one day, they've told me that these people are my fan-base but the moral of the story was... I was alone, these people were jeering me, making me think I had the spotlight when it was all really you Rocky... it was all you having MY SPOTLIGHT. This is why this week when I team up with 'The Irish Curse, Sheamus' we will be sending a message to our champions, Chris Jericho and The Rock.

The crowd booing Christian like never before, even Jim Ross and Joey Styles are surprised.

You see Sheamus and I are challengers but Sheamus not so much of a challenger, even though we're both determined to get a victory here I'm not too worried about him. Because all this time it's been about ME all this time I'VE BEEN THE ONE contending for the CWF Heavyweight Championship. Ever since the restart, I've been constantly searching for my treasure, searching for something I've dreamed of since I was a little boy. But you Sheamus, as my tag partner... you just defeated a few people to get your shot at Jericho. Now Jericho; you managed to defeat John Cena but that doesn't bother me at all. You might be Intercontinental Champion but after this match, you'll have to seek answers to if you can retain at Extreme Rules. The same could be said about you Rocky, your chances are running out... I'm more determined, more serious about where things are heading... I'm more focused and on Monday Night WAR, you're just going to get a taste of exactly what I'm all about.

Christian is suddenly interrupted...


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[awesome miz]

Camera cuts somewhere outside where is Alex Riley standing ...

Business Inc. - Alex Riley & Ted DiBiase Jr.

Well, well, well... I´m here, in Germany ! In country that I hate ! I hate every single part of this damn country ! Look, I´m standing outside and there is nothing to see ! But, me and Ted can help this country ! Well, when I think about it, nothing can help you, you are lost ! But to punch line of this. Last week, we absolutely destroy Booker T and Goldust ! These themselves called legends ! And this week, at the final of this tag team tournament, we must face another two jerks ! We must face another two themselves called legends - New Age Outlaws ! They are as well in the final of this tournament, but ... They are wrestlers without class and it means, they just can´t measure with us ! You two guys, you don´t have any chance ! Surrender, before you get hurt ! I´m serious, we don´t wanna heart you !

Camera cuts to a arriving car and car stops and from it exits Ted DiBiase Jr. ...

Finally ! I couldn´t found you anywhere !

Sorry, I had to toke a little walk, cause this country is so awful and I just couldn´t stood inside of that arena ! By the way, nice car partner !

Thanks ! But let´s just talk about our match tonight, against those two jesters ! Hey, I know you´re listening, so listen to this ! If you come to our match tonight, you will not walk away on your damn feets ! You will end up, on the wheel chairs and never ever gonna compete again ! You just doesn´t know with what you are playing ! I can make your live a living hell ! I just can take a phone and call my dad and you will be fired from any wrestling company on that planet ! But, cause I´m generous, I give you chance, to leave this grotesque alone ! You know just as us, that you doesen´t have no chance in hell for win ! Continue partner, I must call someone !

DiBiase comeback to his car and Camera focused on Riley...


Billy, Road ... If you will just do what we had said to you, we can reward to you ! When you listen to us, you will see, that we both are really generous business mans ! But when you´ll try to fuck with us, we will make your lives, a living hell ! Now leave us alone...

Riley covered the camera and camera cuts back to arena...​

 

[Lub]

As early as Christian lowers the mic, very well-known theme hits the arena ...

"Read the words that are written in my face ..."
"Why belive them? I believe them ... !"

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Sheamus’s theme hits the PA System as Sheamus himselve is standing under the titantron and walks down the ramp. In the middle of the ramp he starts to scream loudly and hitting his chest as a sign of his force. The crowd boos loudly as Sheamus goes down near the ring, he goes up the steel steps, looks at the booing crowd and enters the ring over the second rope. Then he goes in the middle of the ring and again screaming and hitting his chest. Then he goes to the side of the ring, that is near commentary tables and asks for microphone. As he gets it, he goes back to the middle and starts to talk with his Irish accent ...

Fi'st of all, I would like to say to ya Christian, that yer one of the intelligent people. Yer intelligent, because now ya unde'stand, that ya don't need these idiots, it's all about ya. I'm happy, that finally the'e's somebody, who unde'stands me. This is my politic, because from the fi'st time I came he'e I didn't ca'e about any one of ya. It's good to have ya on the evil side buddy. And don't worry about somebody like The Rock, because today with my great help, yer gonna win this match and open yer way to that title. I have my way already opened and I'm gonna grasp that chance. Everybody in this a'ena knows, who the real Inte'continental Champion is. And soon, they'll know, who the real Heavyweight Champion is. But ya know Christian, we're friends just fo' this match and yer not the only one he'e, who's lookin' fo' that Heavyweight title. So don't think, that yer saved tonight, because I can strike at anytime ... on anybody!

Sheamus looks straight into Christian's eyes, while the crowd boos him ...

Shut up, the'e's no room fo' yer idiotic screams! Now the wo'd idiotic leads me to ou' opponents, The Rock and Chris Jericho. One thing is as of now clea', that I am the futu'e champion and Chris Jericho is a futu'e cripple. I'm not makin' jokes, I speak the whole truth, maybe some of ya can think, that I am arrogant. Yes, I am arrogant and cocky, but I can be, because I know, that I'm the best in this business. Do you wanna know what makes the best a'ound he'e? I don't ca'e if ya wanna know, I'm gonna tell it to ya. The fea' of my opponents makes me so great fighte' and I enjoy every single moment, when I'm comin' down that 'amp and I see that fea' in thei' eyes. I can tell whose guys, that we a'e going to face tonight, that ya won't leave tonight in one piece. Because the connection of Captain Charisma and Celtic Warrio' is much st'onge' than connection Y2J and so called Great One. Ya can try anythin' ya want, but we a'e the team, who is gonna steel the show tonight ...

The Celtic Warrior makes a few steps in the ring, while Christian is standing next to him. Sheamus then sets his sight under the titantron ...

Well, if yer not afraid, yer gonna come down he'e and face thw two of us like a men. And I'm goin' to tell ya one thing Rock. Fella, yer not the champion and ya don't dese've it. And when yer gonna decide to come down he'e to this ring, don't try yer catchphrases on us, because everybody knows them and they're little bit old-fashioned. We a'e not that stupid, to try to answe' ya, because we know, that yer gonna tell us, that it doesn't matte'. And all those othe' eage' phrases like that yer gonna take somethin' and stick it straight up ou' candy asses. We already know everyone of them, so try to bring somethin' new. The problem Rock is in yer age. I am the new generation and yer just a pensioner. And have ya eve' seen an old man beatin' down a young and ambitious guy? No, 'cause that neve' happened and that won't eve' happen. You've got yer slogans and yer crowd, the so called millions, but we have strength, agility and intelligence. And that's all we need to beat ya. I'm not mentioning Chris Jericho, because it doesn't make sense. Because ya Chris Jericho, yer not nea' my league and I'm goin' to prove that at Extreme Rules. Walls of Jericho cannot break my will, to win that title ...

Sheamus starts hitting his chest and then makes a crucifix pose, when ...​

 

[BronzyCoder]

Sheamus poses with the crucifix when all of the sudden the lights darken. An entrance that is familiar to everyone in the arena too, begins as The Celtic Warrior stares at the titantron almost in disbelief that he is here. Fireworks shoot from every orifice on the stage and ramp before the countdown begins.

10...
9...
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One of the most electric entrances in all of the wrestling industry begins as the crowd here in Munich explode to the sighting of one of the most popular superstars over there, Chris Jericho. He appears on the stage in Street Clothes, the Intercontinental Championship over his shoulder, with a more serious look on his face this time.

He strolls down the ramp and pumps his guns, before doing his swaggery stomp up the steel steps. He looks as though he is about to step through the ropes, but spins round on the apron and pumps the Intercontinental Title in the air towards all his many German Jerichoholics. He gives a smile as he gets in the ring, grabbing a mic and examining his opponents.

Jericho:Yknow Jerichoholics, I got a lot of stuff to get off of my chest right now, so let's begin, shall we? You. Captain "Charisma". Christian, my former best buddy. Sort of. What happened to you, man? I mean, I know back when we were a tag team, you stole my girlfriend, and became like the 15th guy to be on top of her that week, and then we fought at Wrestlemania, all that good stuff. But, I never thought the day would come. The day where you finally decided to have enough of owning a set. You've lost your opportunity, so what do you do? You attack a guy with a title, have a temper tantrum, whine and cry like a bitch, and just when it looked like you were gonna grow a pair, you throw it right back into my face. I feel sorry for you, cos last week was the day you went from regular, ok, cool guy, to Grade J for Jackass. I thought I'd seen the worst of Canada's exports, but no, you're right up there with Justin Bieber and Celine Dion. That's how disappointed I am. Although, I don't know why I expected better. Maybe it's because my many Jerichoholics followed you, many became your "Peeps."

Jericho rubs his head, trying to contemplate what has happened, pacing the ring, and see's Sheamus chuckling to himself in the corner. This enrages Y2J, as he begins to verbally slaughter him?

Jericho:What the hell are you laughing at, Junior? Maybe it's because you thought you got the better of Y2J last week, right? I know attacking men from behind with phallic objects is a regular thing for you, but please, if you will, leave me out of it. Now that I think about it, I was wondering why you took such a liking to Christian. Explains why he and Edge "Hung out" so much before, right? But then again, I'm not one to judge, we allow all types here, especially unique ones, and there are no more two unique men than the ones that will be kicking your asses tonight. Do you have any idea who that will be first, The Sexay Beast, The Ayatollah, of Rock And Rollah, The Saint Bernard of Main Eventing the Card, Y2J, CHRIS, JERICHOOOOO! Oh, and yeah, there's this guy.

Jericho folds his arms with a big cheesy smile as the tron comes alive with the music of perhaps the most electrifying man in sports entertainment.​

 

[The Hoov]

IF YA SMELLLLLLL......


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The crowd bolts to life as “The Great One” The CWF World Heavyweight Champion “The People's Champ” The Rock makes his way down to ringside, eyes focused on Christian.

He walks down the aisle never letting his eyes leave Christian. He climbs onto the apron and hops onto the turnbuckle and raises his championship belt high over his head. He then climbs into the ring and is handed a microphone from a ringside employee. He raises his microphone high into the air.

The Rock: FINALLY! The Rock HAS COME BACK to Albuquerque! You see, The Rock just happened to be sitting there in the back, minding his own business when this roody poo jabroni Christian comes out here and starts bad-mouthing The Rock. Christian, You wanna come out to this ring and call The Rock out, that's all fine and good to The Rock because The Rock ain't above slapping the taste right out of your mouth, but once you start making claims that The Rock is scared to face you is when The Rock draws the line! Christian, you like to call yourself Captain Charisma, Well The Rock has a new nickname for you and that is Captain Jackass because The Rock isn't afraid of nobody. The Rock ain't afraid to walk down this aisle and shove his boot so far down your throat you'll be crapping out teeth for a month!


The crowd is red hot here as The Rock breaks down one of his Extreme Rules opponents.


The Rock: You see, Christian, The Rock sincerely hopes that sooner rather than later you and The Rock get to go one-on-one because The Rock is sick and tired of seeing you run your little mouth off about The Rock......and speaking of running your mouth off about The Rock, if it isn't Powder himself over here!


The crowd laughs at Rock's “Powder” reference as Sheamus doesn't find it amusing in the least.


The Rock: You come out here and join in the trash talking of The Rock and you don't even have the class to introduce yourself. What is your name?


Sheamus lifts his microphone up to answer but The Rock cuts him off.

The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! What The Rock wants you to do is Know Your Role and Shut Your Damn Mouth! The Rock knows all about you, Sheamus. You run around here calling yourself “The Celtic Warrior” and you like to attack people from behind, like my partner Chris Jericho over here, but Sheamus, let The Rock fill you in on a little secret. The Rock earned this title belt. The Rock has earned the right to say his catchphrases in front of the millions......


The crowd screams “AND MILLIONS!” at The Rock.


The Rock: And millions of The Rock's fans so let The Rock say this: Sheamus, you talk a big talk but The Rock has yet to see you back it up in this ring. Beating people down with lead pipes ain't at all impressive. What's impressive is the ass-whoopin' The Rock and Chris Jericho are going to lay on both of your monkey asses on WAR and then, at Extreme Rules, both of us are going in as champions, and both of us are walking out as champions. IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLL......


The Rock is suddenly cut off in mid sentence.​

 

[Andrew]

Christian interrupts The Rock.

Christian;

The only thing smelling around here is when I become CWF Heavyweight Champion, I'll clean that belt so it's nice and shiny 'cos it wouldn't look so pleasant sticking it up your candy arse!

The Rock looks shocked as Christian uses his catch-phrase.

Easy there Rocky, you don't like my attitude? You don't like the name-calling? It's quite interesting how you complain Rocky when my complaint is nothing to you. My complaint is to be heard by the MILLIONS of THE ROCK FANS. You Rocky... you've been afraid to face me one on one... you've been running for far too long but I can guaran-damn-tee you that you're not getting far at Extreme Rules because I will do everything to ensure you don't retain. All these constant threats, these catch-phrases you have... I hear them every single week and I'm TIRED AND SICK OF HEARING YOUR VOICE. It sickens me Rocky that you've constantly stole the spotlight from beneath me, you see... Sheamus and I, we're just challengers to your titles but at Extreme Rules that will all change. We will become Champions and even though Sheamus and I are not the greatest of friends in this very match I'll show him respect knowing he'll do the exact same thing! Sheamus is a man who understands why I don't need you people, Sheamus understands my frustration because I'm more deserving of a championship belt then Jericho or The Rock!

The crowd boo's heavily, Christian turns to Jericho.

Who do you think you are degrading Edge and Canada? The one thing we can settle upon agreement is that Canada brings the best wrestlers in a business like this, if only you'd open your eyes a bit you'd realize what's really happening. We've had our bouts, we've been there, done that in the business but Jericho what you need to understand is. When I tagged with you and Edge, you both ran away with the spotlight... you both went onto fame while I was stuck! It's MY TIME now, MY TURN to become CWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! I'll be the next Canadian to do so, not you... not anybody else. It's all about me Chris, but if you think I'm just a whiny little BITCH then I guess I can accept that... I've seen you complain in the past, call these people hypocrites, you're just the same Chris... You see Justin Beiber and Celine Dion are both talented and make more money than us, so when you say I'm just like them, I thank you because all around the world the get the recognition they deserve and SOON ENOUGH I'll be just like them, getting the RESPECT I DESERVE! When I become champion Chris... WAR will...

Christian gets to the middle of the ring, smiles at Jericho as he yells...

NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BE THE SAME AGAIN!

The crowd boo's heavily as Sheamus goes to speak.

OOC: I can only do 2 posts, so 2-2-2-2 is how we'll do it.
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[Lewb]

And backstage, Road Dogg Jesse James, and The Bad Ass Billy Gunn are both watching a TV monitor in their locker room at the two opponents for this week in the parking lot.

Billy Gunn: Wheelchairs? Generous businessmen? What in the hell are these to clowns talking about Jesse?

Road Dogg: Man, I don't think they even know themselves. They either hit a bierkeller while they're out here, had too much to drink and are slurring their words and making up nonsense, or they're just so scared of entering the Dogg House, they jus dont know what they're talking about. But Bad Ass, either way, it's only gonna end up bad for them so don't worry too much. Now I don't know about you, but I haven't been in Germany in a LONG time... lets go out there and see if the fans are still down with us!

Billy Gunn: Yeah, and if they're not down with that then I got two words for them. Es saugen!

The New Age Outlaws leave the locker room and a few moments later, the guitar riff fills the arena to announce their arrival.

Road Dogg: Oh! You didn't know?! Your ass better CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYYY!

The crowd copy him as he walks out, with Billy Gunn onto the stage, James with a microphone in hand. He continues to welcome the crowd as he approaches the ring.

Road Dogg: Munich, Germany!! You are here with the New Age Outlaws! You are now rockin with the best!

The Outlaws make their way into the ring and keep saluting the fans until their music gets cut. Road Dogg lifts the mic to his lips, and the whole crowd say in unison with him....

Road Dogg: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, D-Generation-X proudly presents to you the soon to be first ever CWF Tag Team Champions of the Wooooooorld. The Road Dogg Jesse James, the Bad Ass Billy Gunn, the New Age Outlaws!

Road Dogg then passes the mic to Billy Gunn.

Billy Gunn: And if your not down with that then we got two words for you... SUCK IIIIIT!

Now Ted DiBiase, Alex Riley, we just saw you two in the back talking about us. now thats fine, you can talk about all the live long day if you like, because when me and the Road Dogg, bring you into the Dogg House, there won't be no talking done then, oh no! All there will be is the Ass Man, Ass kicking, the Road Dogg straight off hunting you two down, and booking our spot, fighting for the Tag Team Titles at Extreme Rules.

Road Dogg: Thats right. Now, you two look a little young, and a little dull, to remember just exactly who me and my friend are, so I'm about to give you a little history lesson on the New Age Outlaws, so listen up children. Not to mention being countless..... countless tag team champions, The New Age Outlaws have taken out countless.. countless pretty-boys like you two in the past, and believe we'll do it now in the present, and even continue to do it in the future. There is nothing about you two that me and Billy have never seen before and there is nothing you will be able to do that will shock or surprise us! Every one before saying the same as you, your too old, your not good looking enough, you've passed it. And your going to see, just like Stone Cold and Brian Pillman did this past week, that there's nothing old.... about the NEW AGE OUTLAWS!

The two pose for pictures in the ring when......




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[Andrew]

WAR 13th June: Ryan/McIntyre vs. The Highlanders

The crowd is red hot as they await for who will come out... A theme song that is yet to be heard by the CWF Universe begins playing.

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Remedy by Seether begins playing throughout the arena, a dark blue hue scans over the audience before smoke pours rapidly from the entrance ramp. The hue disappears and only a white and red hue hovers over the ring as the entrance ramp is not visible. All of a sudden we hear a loud bang before the guitar riff kicks in once again, in the ring we see Mason Ryan with Drew McIntyre as the white and red hue still hovers over for another three seconds before the entire arena is visible. Mason Ryan goes to speak first.

Mason Ryan;

This... This is all too easy, Vince McMahon you've made a very wise decision by offering us to face 'The Highlanders' this week... Of course, the result will be so simple, we'll win and we will be facing either New Age Outlaws or Business Inc for the Tag Team Championship. There's no denying it, when Drew McIntyre called me up for the business there was nothing that would make me say 'no'. Of course I'm going to come into a business and make my name heard because after all, who are the Highlanders? But after we're done with Highlanders... I'm going to issue a challenge to Cowboys From Hell, if we lose... they can have our spot as the number one contenders.

Drew laughs as he asks for the microphone.

Drew McIntyre: This all too easy Mason, we're going to deliver nightmares for all these people... Cowboys From Hell better learn from us.


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[Lub]

Sheamus instinctively turns his sight on Jericho, his opponent at Extreme Rules ...

These Jerichoholics a'e just a g'oup of idiots and club of lose's and nothin' mo'e. Ya Chris Jericho, ya a'e a very lucky man that ya can be he'e with us. Ya know, last week, it was a time when I had a chance to end yer caree', but I didn't do it, because I want to win that title fai'ly. And it looks like ya haven't listenin' well, 'cause I said, that I like about Christian one thing. That he finally discove'ed, that he don't need these idiots a'ound he'e, that it's all just about him. But I said anothe' thing, that he bette' watch his back, because I'm like a tickin' bomb. I can explode at any time, and when this happensm the only one who's gonna stand in this 'ing is goin' to be me!

Sheamus looks in the eyes of Christian, but after a while he turns his sight on The Rock ...

Well fi'st of all, I don't need to int'oduce myself, because everybody knows me since my debut in CWF. And the othe' thing is, that I don't need THE MILLIONS ...

Sheamus makes a pause when he gets a huge boo from the crowd ...

And millions of Sheamus's fans ...

Sheamus has a big smile on his face, while the crowd still boos him, but Sheamus continues ...

I respect ya Rock, because ya a'e a legend and you've accomplished things, that these two can just dream 'bout. But we a'e not that diffe'ent, because we a'e both great, but the'e is a little difference. My caree' has just began, but you's is almost ove'. Now yer the champion Rock, but believe me fella, when I'll get my shot at yer title, I'm gonna win it. Maybe I have a big mouth, but unlike the othe's, I can prove all my wo'ds in the ring. This show is 'bout me and ya should know that Rock. But as soon as I'll be given a chance, I'll take that title away from ya Rock and that's truth. The Celtic Warrior is not the one, who's losin', because me, The Irish Curse, Sheamus is always winnin' ...

Sheamus drops the mic and waits for answers of his opponents ...​

 

[SoccerBoy]

CWF Monday Night War 6/13/2011: The Miz vs Glacier

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I Came to Play"by Downstait begins to play over the PA System.The Miz and the sexy Maryse come out to the stage to a crowd of boo's. They walk down the ramp ignoring the fans. They get onto the ring apron and they each do their taunt. A worker brings Miz a mic and he begins to speak as Maryse stands next to him.

The Miz: Good Evening CWF fans, did you guys miss me last week? Did you guys miss the must see superstar in CWF history? I looked at the ratings for WAR last week and right after my match was supposed to be scheduled WAR lost a lot of fans. This proves that WAR needs me for ratings. I came here to be the face of WAR and that is what I will do, no matter what it takes. Last week I proved two points to CWF and you people in the arena. The first point I wanted to prove was that WAR needs me because no one else in this locker room has the same superstar caliber as me. I am on my own level, and no one else is as awesome as I am. My point was proven with the loss of ratings.

The Miz pauses for a moment before speaking again

The Miz: My second point is something that I have had to deal with my entire career. I been in this business for a couple of years and I still don’t get the RESPECT that I deserve. Take a look at last week; Jericho came out here dressed in business clothes rather than his wrestling attire. He didn’t have the decent respect to even give me, our match last week. But it wasn’t new to me, because ever since I been in this business people have always disrespected me and always will. That is why I need to take matters into my own hands, I’m done with CWF handling my booking of matches, because the people they put me against don’t respect me enough to wrestle me.

The Miz: That is why I have decided to answer Glacier’s challenge. This will be a walk in the park for me. Why? The reason is because I’m facing some old guy from WCW that I have never heard of besides the fact he is old. Also he looks like some character off of Mortal Combat that game that nerds play. Glacier if you think I’m afraid of you, you are wrong. I’m going to make sure you’re debut goes horribly wrong. I have yet to be pinned or submitted here in CWF so I’m still looking for my fist victory and it would be awesome if it was against you. I forced Taylor to leave CWF and I’m going to do the same to you. BECAUSE I’M THE MIZ!!!!!!!

AND I'M.........

The Miz is interrupted by......​

 

[BronzyCoder]

Jericho almost looks amazed, in disbelief, stupified, if you will. He stands there and puts his palm to his face with his free hand, in dissapointment of what he's just heard. He looks to speak, but once more ponders before gesturing to the crowd.

Jericho:Did you guys hear that? Please tell me you did. PUH-LEEZE tell me you all just heard Christian, Captain Charisma, the Instant Classic, say that he's aspiring to become like Justin Bieber and Celine Dion. you know man, there was a reason that when I left, when Edge left, we won world championships, and you didn't. You know why? BECAUSE YOU NEVER DID ANYTHING! All you've done is bitch and cry and moan AGAIN! You won this intercontinental championship, after Booker T had already thrown your sorry ass over the top rope, you only won because the referee didn't notice. You won the World Championship, after Edge distracted Alberto Del Rio, and when nobody was there to do your work for you, Randy Orton rko'ed your dreams away ONCE AGAIN. You're deserving of a championship once you prove it. Finlay proved it, hell, even Cena has actually done something to win a title, all I've seen you do is lose. As for me "Degrading" Canada and Edge, you degrade them simply because such a loser is associated with them! GOD! Ok Jerichoholics, my little rant about Captain Chancroid is over. But one thing I did enjoy was what you said about me before, how I called them all hypocrites. I can't actually believe I did that, how I talked like that and actually managed to keep a straight face doing it. Then again, people change all the time, you were a pseudo-vampire one time, right? Anyway, I know that we've all been having fun, but now we have to move on to the boring part.

Jericho turns to Sheamus with a disgusted look on his face. He looks like he would stick Sheamus in a sanatiser, but suddenly he has a corny smile on his face, as usual, and at first when Sheamus has a smile has turned into a scornful scowl at seeing Jericho might possibly be positive about the situation.

Jericho:And what is with you kissing The People's ass? Yes Rock, I did just use your catchphrase, and I give you permission to use mine, its a one-night-only thing. Like DX reforming.

Jericho looks to talk to sheamus but suddenly turns back to Rock.

Jericho:But less frequent. Now, Sheamoose, the Chalky Warrior, I must implore you, to please, please, for the sake of the children....SHUT THE HELL UP! You have done nothing but talk about what you've done in the past and talk about how that means you'll win. All you've done is barely escape with a title, and only beat Cena because of a bunch of rookies. If you're so much better than me, Sheamus old buddy old pal, how come I pinned cena, 1,2,3. And that's even when he cheap-shotted me! I survived the marky mark onslaught and you couldn't take the first part of the beat. But hey, at least you know how to win a ladder match right? That's something you got going for...oh wait. You've never actually been in a ladder match, Mr.Curse, whatever shall you do? I'll tell you what, how about, you let Christian stay in there, like the little bitch you are, and let either me or Rocky here beat the living holy hell out of him for even thinking for a second that I would degrade Canada. And Sheamus, the greatness "I could only dream of?" Last I checked, I've won MORE world titles than you, I've done BETTER than you, and I always will. Ya know why, bud? Because, I am, the Sexay Beast, The 10-time Intercontinental Champion, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah, Y2J, CHRIS JERICHOOOOOOO!

The Rock suddenly lifts his microphone to continue the verbal thrashing.​

 

[awesome miz]

OOC: Sorry, I´m busy, so I will respond tomorrow or sunday morning ... You got it in pocket, but I´ll try to do my best ...

 

[The Hoov]

The Rock takes a look around the ring at his partner and his two opponents and raises his signature eyebrow.

The Rock: You know, Chris, The Rock just might have to take you up on your offer. Christian, Sheamus, how about both of you SHUT THE HELL UP!


The crowd comes alive as Rock actually uses one of Jericho's catchphrases. Rock then continues on his rant.


The Rock: You see, The Rock doesn't mind at all if somebody walks down here and talks trash about The Rock. The Rock welcomes it, as a matter of fact. So, The Rock will play your little games. Sheamus, you respect The Rock, do you? Is that what you said?


Sheamus goes to lift his microphone up to address The Rock but The Rock cuts him off, yet again.


The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAID!


Sheamus is irate that The Rock got him again with that same trick. The entire crowd bursts out in laughter.


The Rock: Sheamus, The Rock doesn't care one bit if you say you respect him because you have already disrespected The Rock by even putting your white albino Ronald McDonald ass in the same league as The Rock. The Rock not only is The Most Electrifying Man in All of Entertainment, but The Rock is also the CWF World Heavyweight Champion and The Rock will have no problem smacking the Guinness right out of your veins you Irish piece of monkey crap!


Rock then turns to look at one of his opponents at Extreme Rules.


The Rock: And Christian, you keep running your little mouth off about The Rock, saying The Rock is scared to face you one on one. Well, The Rock says this. I hope the powers that be are listening and watching closely because, look at The Rock jabroni, The Rock is standing right here in front of you Christian in front of all The Rock's fans and The Rock is calling you out. Anywhere, Anyplace, Anytime, The Rock is ready to go. And whether either of us walks out of Extreme Rules as the champion or whether we don't make it out of WAR in tact, the fact remains is this is your chance. Your chance to prove to The Rock and everyone around the world that Christian is the real deal. So, Christian, what's it going to be? Are you going to man-up to The Rock or are you going to keep spewing off about The Rock?


Rock is now in Christian's face.


The Rock: If You Smell.......What The Rock......Is Cookin'?​