CWF - Past War Trashtalking #6 (Merging Issue)

[SoccerBoy]

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"I came to Play"by Downstait begins to play over the PA System.The Miz and the sexy Maryse come out to the stage to a crowd of boo's. They walk down the ramp ignoring the fans. They get onto the ring apron and they each do their taunt. A worker brings Miz a mic and he begins to speak as Maryse stands next to him.

The Miz: Good evening CWF fans, you are looking at WAR’s newest signing. In case you guys don’t know me, my name is The Miz and I am being accompanied by the woman of your dreams, the always sexy Maryse. I signed here to CWF because it was lacking something, something Awesome. You guys are looking at the next Intercontinental Champion. But first I have to win my debut match against Sheamus and Chuck Taylor to determine the number one contender. If it was up to me than I wouldn’t need to face these two because I know that I’m better than them hands down. I mean I got the wrestling moves, the charisma, the words to beat them oh and of course I got the hot chick standing in my corner. But before I capture that championship, I have to beat those two.

The Miz: Let’s see who we have first…Chuck Taylor. He sounds like he is a Tough Enough contestant. He reminds me of a student I once had. Someone who dominated the minor leagues and thought it was time to come to the big leagues. Taylor you don’t belong in here in CWF, you haven’t done anything to earn your spot here in CWF. You’re a simple nobody because no one is this arena knows who you are. In fact I’m pretty sure you coming from one of those bingo hall federations. On WAR you aren’t going to be wrestling in front of one hundred people, you are going to be wrestling in front of thousands of people. I’m going to see if you can handle it on the big stage because if you can’t you must as well return to tough enough or where ever you came from.

The Miz pauses as he tries to remember his other opponent

The Miz: My other opponent is not a stranger to me like Chuck. The other person in my match is none other than the human jar of mayonnaise Sheamus. Oh wait excuse me he is the so called Celtic Warrior. Sheamus I can kind of see you as threat as seeing how you are a former World Champion, but your reign was a fluke. Nobody remembers when you were champion, because no one cares about you. To them you are nothing but the fake Ronald McDonald. These fans may be afraid of you because of your Irish heritage but I’m not. I’m going to show on WAR why I will capture a title way faster than you.
My debut here in WAR you will be awesome pardon the pun. You see I’m going to show the entire World why I am a former World Champion and why I am the must see superstar in the entire locker room

The Miz pauses as he prepares for his catchphrase

BECAUSE I’M THE MIZ

AND

I’m AWES----​

The Miz is interrupted by......​

 

[Andrew]

'Paradise Lost by Hollywood Undead' plays throughout the arena; the titantron spells

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C H U C K T A Y L O R

Chuck Taylor comes from behind the curtain as he smiles, he has a microphone in his hand.

Chuck Taylor;

You know something? You're almost right about me being a Tough Enough contestant but many people know last night I came out here and addressed the crowd. I've wrestled in many independent promotions and I'm no Bryan Danielson; I'm one who has worked hard to break through into a business like this. You're right about working in crowds that are nothing like this, it's an ultimate test for me Miz. Wrestling for such small crowds, sometimes for free; but in this business, money's not an option. I come out here because I love what I do and unfortunately for you, you've yet to realize that. Now to say I don't earn a shot like this, well it's understandable where you're coming from. You haven't wrestled here in CWF for quite some time, I've yet to debut and Sheamus lost a battle royal last night. So when you look at it, we've all got an opportunity to seize something we haven't before. There's something for all of us and Miz, I respect you. I can understand why you don't like me; sometimes people in the wrestling business don't like fresh meat around. Sometimes people are used to the same starch, bland boring thing. Well you're going to have to get used to the fact CWF have signed a few new names.

Chuck pauses for a moment.

Now bringing out Maryse and claiming you're Awesome and having everything your way. I've yet to see it, I wonder if these people have as well. That's where we're different Miz, I don't come out here and brag about things. No matter where I am on located on the card, there's always room for improvement and I know I've got a long way to go before proving anything as I said; I'm only here because I love what I do. I'm not here to pester around and hate on the people because these people are paying to see us, I respect that decision. They don't need to cheer or boo, they can do whatever they're comfortable with all I know is I'm going to continue wrestling regardless of the reaction I receive and that is what's going to make me stronger. Mentality is a strong key point here Miz, if you don't use it, you'll be distracted. That brings me to my other opponent Sheamus, I don't know much about him but I heard he once sang in a choir then became an IT Technican, followed by a security guard. Now that's an impressive career... you wanted to be a singer like Justin Beiber, then followed it to be some kind of 'geek', followed by a tough guy. Well I'm impressed there Sheamus, that's really something but seeing you've developed into some tough guy, why don't you come out and give us your word?

Chuck Taylor awaits as Sheamus' music hits.
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[Lub]

As soon as Chuck Taylor said his last words theme of Celtic Warrior hits the arena ...

"Read the words that are written in my face ..."
"Why belive them? I believe them ... !"

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Sheamus’s theme hits the PA System as Sheamus himselve is standing under the titantron and walks down the ramp. In the middle of the ramp he starts to scream loudly and hitting his chest as a sign of his force. The crowd boos loudly as Sheamus goes down near the ring, he goes up the steel steps, looks at the booing crowd and enters the ring over the second rope. Then he goes in the middle of the ring and again screaming and hitting his chest. Then he goes to the side of the ring, that is near commentary tables and asks for microphone. As he gets it, he goes back to the middle and starts to talk with his Irish accent ...

Ya know what Miz?I’ll start with ya, ‘cause yer the biggest loosa in this ring. Do ya know what did ya just tell me? That nobody rememba me as World Champion? Well, if they don’t rememba, I’ll engrave my name in thei‘ heads once again. By the way the new numba one contenda fo‘ Intercontinental championship is already determined. Yes, ya all know that it’s me, yer king Sheamus! Miz it doesn’t matta what yer going to do tonight, because I’ll destroy ya like a little puppy. I’m really lookin‘ fo’ward to hear ya scream. To hear you say „No more, please, no more ...“ And afta that I’ll put my boot on your chest and the referee will count to three ... One ... Two ... Three ... I see, that yer watching Vengeance and ya saw that awkward pictha. But in the end I was the one who was fighting for that special prizeagainst Hunta. But he was lucky enough to throw me ova the top rope. But today ya’ll be the one that gets the biggest beat down of yer life Miz!

Sheamus makes a crucifix pose and hitting his chest, then puts the mic near his mout again and continues ...

Now that I’m lookin‘ at ya Chuck Taylo‘, I really don’t know who are ya. I heard yer the contestant on Tough Enough. Well I was a World Champion. So it seems to me, that ya have to learn many things from me. If ya want, ya can be ma apprentice and I’ll be yer teacha. Always rememba one thing Chucky. Don’t care about these people, ‘cause they won’t win ya the title, yer the one who have to win it. But if ya want to win something, ya should be like me. Be so ruthless, strong, smart and brutal and that’s exactly what I am. If ya’ll abandon to me right now, I’ll think about sparing yer life. If ya don’t want to get hurt much, ya’ll betta do that. Maybe yer not takin‘ me seriously now, but after our match ya will.

Sheamus makes a few steps in the ring and then says his final snetences ...

Ya see guys. If ya want to win this match, ya have to go ova me. And I can tell ya that not many people have done that. So ya’ll better get yer asses out of here, ‘cause this won’t get pretty. You see Miz, yer just a big mouth, but ya haven’t proven anythin‘ yet. The only thin‘ that is going to be awesome this night, will be my clear win. And ya Chuck Taylor, do ya think yer Tough Enough to beat me?Well, I don’t think so, but if yer even tough to make this a balanced fight, ya’ll get yer ass kicked in mo‘ than one hundred ways ... Because I’m Celtic Warrior, the biggest challenge in CWF and I ...

But Sheamus is suddenly interrupted ...​

 

[SoccerBoy]

The Miz picks up his mic and begins to speak

The Miz: Really?

The crowd chants "What!"

The Miz: Really?

The crowd chants "What!"

The Miz: Really?

The crowd chants "What!"

The Miz: Sheamus you come out here talking like a tough guy fella and you expect me to bow down before you “King Sheamusâ€. What exactly are you the King of Sheamus, all the pale Irish-men out there because seriously you remind me more of Casper the ghost than some tough fighting Irishman. You don’t scare me at all Sheamus in fact anyone watching this right now can tell that you are afraid of me because of the pale look on your face.

The Miz: No but in seriousness, this week on WAR Sheamus I am going to show you and everyone else just why I will be the most must see Intercontinental in CWF history. I am more skilled to be champion than you two standing in the ring. Sheamus you want to stand there and tell me that I haven’t proved anything yet, well of course not because I’m barely starting my career here in CWF. But if you look at my past accolades that I have achieved at many other companies than, you are wrong, I have held more championships than the times you have gotten sunburn. Was that joke too much for you?

The crowd laughs at Miz's last comment because they realize the joke. Miz however turns his attention over to Chuck Taylor

The Miz: Then we have the unknown in the match Chuck Taylor. Of course I was right Chuck, I’m the Miz I’m always right. This will be an ultimate test for you because this will be your time to shine in front of thousands to see if you are ready to hang with the big names. But unfortunately for you, I’m going to make sure you fail completely. You see right now the only thing standing between me and that number one contendership is you and fella over here. I’m not going to let either of you take my chance away from me. So I don’t care that you want to make a name for yourself here in CWF, because the only thing I care about is being Champion. Do you understand me?

The Miz pauses as the crowd boo's him

The Miz: I don’t care what the CWF universe thinks of me because I don’t need them or their cheers. The only thing I demand is championships and respect. So Chuck I respect the fact that you respect me but that is not going to stop me from beating you on Monday, if you are lucky than I’ll pin this fella over here.

The Miz points to Sheamus as Miz puts his mic down
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[Chris Dresdon]

WNW: Kane and John Cena vs. HHH and Christian

The camera pans across the arena at the excited CWF crowd before making its way down into the ring where Kane was already standing.

Kane: The rumors can at last be put to rest because they have revealed themselves to be fact. Hunter Hearst Helmsley now dwells among us in the CWF but doesn't dwell alone, oh no, standing with him as always is the boss's daughter Stephanie. Hunter I don't know what you came here for or what you wish to accomplish, even if I did it wouldn't matter, I'm still going to take great pleasure in being the first person on the roster to get my hands on you. But I'm not going to quickly pick you apart like your former Evolution counterpart Randy Orton, instead I'm going to methodically break you down, bit by agonizing bit as slowly and tormentingly as I can. It's been a long time since I had the chance to get inside your head Hunter, and I miss it, so everyone should brace themselves to see the Cerebral Assassin become cerebrally assassinated.

You see, I enjoy hurting people, especially people I don't like, and as far as people I don't like go, you're near the top of the list. Which is why the road to your destruction will be filled with detours of hellfire and brimstone, not only to prolong the suffering of an enemy of mine, but because I'd be foolish to be merciful as well as wasteful to dispose of you in a normal situation when Vince has promised you and I will meet in an Inferno match. This week will be an unpleasant homecoming and only the first of many miserable weeks to come, and at the end of it all, you won't be living to see what your special prize is, and I'll be left to collect it.

Are you a religious man, Hunter? Are you filled with hope knowing you're combating a demon with a guy named Christian fighting alongside you? Because you shouldn't be. While you and I have a future engagement, Christian and I do not, so what's to stop me from giving him the Randy Orton Vengeance treatment? Nothing, and that's exactly what I'm going to do. While you're beaten into little more than a stain on the mat, all you'll be able to do is watch when I turn the Instant Classic into the subject of an obituary. Now that I have at last tasted the rush killing gives me once again, I am on the path I forged, and cannot, as well as will not, be stopped.

Kane turns to the stage as he's cut off by someone's music.​

 

[Andrew]

Chuck Taylor chuckles for a moment before speaking. The crowd quietens down.

Chuck Taylor;

Heh; it's quite funny how I'm treated like the apprentice around here. Yeah, I can see why, that's cool. So you two think you're veterans around here, well... I've seen a few wrestlers who have been around for quite a long time so... I wouldn't judge yourself at that stake if I was you. Never have I been a Tough Enough Contestant; I've been wrestling independent promotions in case your ears are full of wax. But once again; I understand if you don't know who I am, that's exactly why I'm here in CWF. I'm going to make a name for myself regardless how hard it will be. To capture the fans heart, to hear those cheers, they're not going to come in a day, I've got to work for it and I know I can. But Sheamus; I've never seen you as a World Champion here in CWF; so if you're speaking about some other promotion then that's interesting because I've too been a champion. I've held a Global Championship before twice to me, that was like holding a World Championship. So if I was you, I'd quit the bragging because you see, bragging rights don't work for me at all and I'm not that kind of person at all.

Chuck pauses for a moment.

These people in the audience don't want to hear about your past achievements nor do they want to hear about mine. As far as I know, you lost a battle royal Sheamus. You've yet to be in an 'actual' match and Miz, you were literally nowhere to be seen at Vengeance and before that... If I remember you had some losing record but everybody experiences those kind of things. This match here is important not only to me, but for the both of you because as you've said... you've both had experiences in a business like this, whereas I haven't. But that's not going to stop me from trying is it? So Sheamus; when you say you're ruthless and you're an angry man, it's almost like watching a jar of mayonnaise evolve into a lobster!

The crowd laughs as Sheamus looks furious.

Easy there Sheamus, you see in a match. Everyone needs to be taken seriously; you might think I'm not taking this seriously but I am. Guaranteed. It amazes me what people think as soon as I walk into the door as fresh meat, I'm going to tell you this and I'll say it once. Don't judge the book by the cover. That quote right there; use it wisely because after time you'll find that I'm a superstar who will be rising, improving no matter what. Ten thousand, Twenty Thousand... Look it doesn't matter how many people are in the audience, I'm still coming out and putting on 110% because that's the attitude I have. Wins and Losses mean nothing to me; absolutely nothing, to do something I truly love and have passion for is already a victory for me.

Chuck turns his attention to The Miz.

Yes really Miz, I understand all you want to do is hold gold. What you don't understand is that either Sheamus and I could take that very dream away from you. I understand that I'm not credible enough to be loomed as a threat; but you know. I've got talent, these people in the audience haven't seen my work but I'm sure they're going to be surprised and they are going to enjoy this match nonetheless. So this skill you have Miz; it intrigues me because the only skill I've seen so far in CWF is losing. That's quite an impressive feat to have you know; so do yourself a favor and quit bragging about things because you've yet to prove it. I've yet to prove what I can do, but on Monday Night WAR... even though I have respect for everybody in the business; you're not going to walk away with something I'd enjoy. But hey, if you get lucky enough to beat me then I'd congratulate you, no doubt. But when I see opportunity I'm going to make sure I capture it and put smiles on these people's face because they sure don't like you Miz and they don't like you either Sheamus.

The crowd pops for Chuck, Sheamus instantly interrupts.




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[Lub]

Sheamus puts the mic back to his mouth and turns his attention to Miz ...

Well, Chicken Little, it seems like ya just want to make fun of me. But where a' some of your deeds. Ya said that yer here just a while, well me too, but I debuted on Pay-Per-View and do ya wanna know why? Because I'm that good that owne' of this company can trust me. He can trust me, that I can put up a good match. What is the secret of my success? That somebody like ya Miz cannot fly off the handle somebody like me. Not yer stupid face and not yer stupid jokes. The only thing yer gonna show on this edition of WA' is a colo' of yer blood. Yer stupid speech means nothin‘ here. The only thing that matters here in this ring is your performance, form, abilities and skills. Miz, buddy, I can tell ya that ya have none of these. Ya know what I see on yer face Miz? A fea'. Fea' of losing. But yer bette' focus on yer health, 'cause this match is goin' to be test of your health. I tell ya one last thing fella ... learn from me and maybe some time yer going to be successful ...

The crowd boos heavily, but Sheamus doesn't care as he turns his attention to Chuck Taylor ...

I have my ea's clea', but yer going to have them filled with blood after our match. By the way nobody knows who ya a', but also nobody cares. Look around ya. Ya see these ignorants? As I said they may like ya, but they won't win ya the match. Do ya know why these people knows the city of Dublin? It's because of me, because I am a hero of this city, not just the city, I'm hero of the state of Ireland. I made that country famous, because of my actions. I'm preparin' to take ove' CWF, and both of ya are just warm-up fo' me. I've got bigge' dogs to fight. They've taken my attention, because they're just a little bit worse than me. And after I'm done with ya and this sweaty awful boy. He doesn't have anything, but it seems to me, that ya, Chucky, have maybe some potential in ya. But not enough potential to beat me. Do ya know why it is so hard to beat me? It's simple ... because I'm that damn good.

Sheamus smiles and continues again ...

And Taylo', ya were talking like ya were at Vengeance. But it's little bit strange because nobody saw you there. This is like hunt of cat and mice. I am the predator here and both of ya are prey, but be sure that this is not some kind of a movie. In real life there are no miracles. The only miracle here that could happen is that ya would beat me, but we all know that it's impossible. Ya know, I don't need to hea' voices, I don't need to call myself awesome and I don't need I don't need to be called The Game or The Cerebral Assassin ... because I am The Celtic Warrior, The Irish Curse, do ya know why I have these nicknames? Because I deserve them, because I deserve every single word of it. Maybe at the end of yer careers, ya'll get yours, maybe something like „So-called mollusk“ or something even more embarrassing. Somebody like me is born once every one thousand yea's. I'm the chosen one, so ya'll bette' bow down to me and get out of my ring befo' ya get hurt ...

Sheamus drops the mic, but Miz is trying to say something again ...​

 

[SBS]

Triple Threat: Punk v. Orton v. Rhodes.

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD!!!​

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The crowd continues to gasp in shock as the Legend Killer Randy Orton makes his way down to the ring. He is dressed in jeans and a t-shirt as he calmly makes his way down to the ring. The crowd begins bowing to him as a sign of respect to which he merely nods his head.​

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He climbs up the ring steps before stepping between the ropes and getting in the ring. He looks around the ring before turning his attention to the turnbuckle and getting up on it and waving his hands out as the crowd applauds him. He steps down and takes a mic. ​

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Randy Orton: Last Sunday at Vegenance was a sheer and utter disgrace. It was a black mark on my career that must be remedied immediately and with the way this business works I am going to get my chance. For this week on War, I get not one, but two opponents who are nothing compared to my greatness. Nothing compared to me, and it will easily show without a doubt that last Sunday was a setback, and no one, NO ONE, is on the same level as me. ​

The crowd cheer loudly for Orton who smiles. ​

Randy Orton: First we have good old Cody Rhodes. Someone who could have been great, but expected everything to be handed to him because he was a second generation superstar. That is not enough in this business to get you to the top, you need the qualities of a champion, qualities that I, a third generation superstar, not only have in my blood, but etched into my very soul. Cody, you are on the fast track to nowhere, and when I beat you on War this week, I promise you, there is no doubt in my mind that even you will realize just how insignificant you on in this business. ​

The crowd give off a mixed reaction some agreeing with Orton. ​

Randy Orton: And then we have the so-called Second City Savior. What exactly are you trying to save us from Punk? Boredom? Because every time you get on the mic I take a piss break. I still think it was all right place and right time when you won the World Title, but compared to my MUTIPLE title reigns it means nothing. You and Cody both share a similarity and that is you both DON’T deserve to be in a ring with me. And when I not only beat, but break both of you, Sunday will be forgotten about, and I will be that much closer to my birthright. ​

Orton is intense looking as he leans away from the mic as… ​

 

[Derrick]

Just when Orton finishes his last words a very familiar riff is heard around the arena.

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The very familiar self-proclaimed Straight Edge Savior, CM Punk is seen on his way to the ring. He does the typical pose, when he does his hand-roll and looks again at the Xs he has written on his hands. Then he shouts something that no one could understand and rolled under the third rope just into the ring. Of course, he has his a microphone with himself, so he can properly address his foes.

CM Punk:

Randall Keith Orton! You said many things tonight but I completely agree with one of them! I am here to save you! To save you from yourself! I know, it's mind-blowing, but you are on the way to kill yourself by the drugs you are using and that is why I'm not mad at you, you're clearly under the influence. Randall it's well known that you're addicted to cigarettes and alcohol and that excuses your actions, but still although I'm not angry, it's your fault and I wish you the best and that's why I am here! To save you from killing yourself as you're a young man with a lot of potential and decent ring skills!

Fans now chant "boring".

You see, Randy, look at those people in the attendance, you are a bad role model for them, look at the beers they're drinking and just think about the cigarettes they smoke a-day and what's the worst, they think that they're doing the right thing because they see their favorite wrestler doing the same! Help those idiots live a clean life, Randall, see how hopeless they are?

Fans boo Punk.

And now Cody Rhodes, you're the same like Randall! I see it in your eyes, Cody, I see your passion for drugs, you're under the influence as well, I know it, otherwise you wouldn't say that crap you're saying! Cody, I think that you were bullied as a kid and that you had obviously weight issues, the girls didn't like you and that lead you to alcoholism and drug addiction and THAT lead you to lie to yourself about your so called perfection, no, you're ugly as hell and even the best plastic surgery in the world won't fix your ugliness and I am going to make you even uglier when I send you and Randall to sleep!

Fans boo.

And you, poor people, you SHUT UP! You are the addicts that ruin their lives, and I am the one that was sober through his whole life and will never drink or smoke in his entire life! Look at it people, just look at it, I am the best thing that ever happened to you, I am here to save your lives! Now everyone of you raise your right fist, look at the sky and scream "FAITH!"! Say "Punk is my only savior, he will help me get past my troubles, he is the god I believe in!"!

Fans chant "You Suck" and they boo Punk, and just when Punk wants to continue, Dashing Cody Rhodes' theme interrupts him.
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OOC: There goes my first Punk TT Any feedback? Pleeeeeeeease? O​

 

[Aniking]

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"GO" is heard in the arena as the crowd all get up onto their feet and cheer. Christian comes out from the back with a smile on his face, happy to hear such a positive reaction. As he walks down the ramp, he high-fives anybody with their hand out, occasionally giving an encouraging word to a young fan. Christian walks over to the steel steps and walks up them, before climbing into the ring. Christian walks over to the opposite side of the ring and is handed a microphone as he takes in the cheers

Christian

Kane, big guy, as much as I respect you and everything you've done in this business, I think you need to give it a rest. I think I'm going to take this time to speak to my peeps here Down Under in Sydney, Australia!

The CWF Universe burst into cheers as Christian stands in the centre of the ring with a smile on his face

Now I thought I'd take this opportunity to issue an apology to all my loving peeps, not just in Australia but also to those watching around the world. So what exactly do I have to apologise about? Well, it's simple really - does anybody see the World Heavyweight Championship around my waist? Exactly, unfortunately I wasn't able to give you all what you wanted, but hey, look on the bright side; at least Alberto Del Rio isn't champion anymore. But wait, there's more. Not only is Del Rio no longer the champion, but his over confidence got the best of him and now he's eating his words at his home in Mexico. That's right, you guessed it, we no longer have to hear or see that obnoxious Mexican around our company EVER again!

Once again the CWF Universe burst into cheers, all quite excited that Del Rio was booted out of the company

I'd like to think I had a hand in his demise, but full credit has to go to The Peoples Champion, The Great One himself in The Rock. I have to congratulate The Rock on his title victory, but that's as far as I'm going with that. Don't get me wrong, I respect the hell out of him, but I'm not the man he pinned to win the title. It's very disappointing to walk into a World Championship match at a pay-per-view with high hopes of leaving as champion, only to not win OR lose the match. That's the tough thing about being involved in a multi-man match, you don't need to be pinned to not walk out as champion, and that was the case for me. Yet is that going to slow me down at all? If you said yes to that question, then you don't know Captain Charisma at all. All this has done is light a fire inside my stomach, furthering my desire to become World Champion once again. Finlay may be the new number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship, but I'm not going to stop until I get myself in that match. One way or another, I'm leaving Extreme Rules as World Heavyweight Champion, and that's a guarantee only I can give to my peeps.

Christian points around the arena while his peeps cheer at the sound of him being top dog in the company. Christian allows it all to die down as he turns to face Kane

So Kane, you seem pretty confident for a guy that's going to get his ass burnt at Extreme Rules. Now I've been in the ring with you before and am well aware of what you're capable of, but I don't think you're up to the task of taking down the Cerebral Assassin. Come on, just look at the facts here. Triple H is a thirteen-time World Champion, not only that but he's Hall of Fame bound, yet you seem as if you're going to have it easy at Extreme Rules AND on War. Well what happens at Extreme Rules doesn't matter to me, but I have a say on what goes down on War. I want nothing more than to prove to our General Manager just why I should be added to the World Championship match, and I'm not going to let your grudge against my partner stand in the way of my main goal. I want that title more than anything, and what better way to get myself noticed than win this tag match.

Christian takes a step around the ring before finishing

I'm sure you watched Triple H win at Vengeance, it was quite a victory I have to admit, and I'd much rather have him as my partner than John Cena. Now I know my peeps used to adore him, but let’s face it, he's not the same man and my peeps and I would love nothing more than to see him face down and not spitting his immature raps. So the fact is, Kane, Triple H and I are going to come out on top on Monday Night, and that's all she wrote.

Kane and Christian look straight at each other - Christian full of confidence, Kane full of hatred - as we wait to see what happens next

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[albo2]

OOC: Lads, just letting you know, since Andrew keeps telling me to post that I'll wait for LEwb to post until I throw up a post. I'll give Lewb till Saturday until I throw a post again so Dres, just letting you know as well that if Lewb doesnt post before Saturday, ill send you a pm asking if you wanna post before I go. PS lets go team Australia AK haha

 

[Lewb]

I'll be posting tomoro guys.

 

[Lewb]

So.... You Think You're Untouchable?

"Call me a Doctor" blares through the arena and can hardly be hard, what with all the boos for John Cena, the former Intercontinental Champion!

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John Cena comes out with a microphone in hand and looking ready for action. He looks around at the crowd, and then up at Christian and Kane and starts to spit it.

John Cena

Yo.... I Said YO! Keep quiet, I'm not in the mood. Last week at the Pay Per View, an absolute travesty happened. As I had the match won, Jericho cheated his way to the Intercontinental Championship, and that.... that is not cool dogg. I don't like people disrespecting me or my thuganomic lifestyle, and Chris, I hope your watching, because there will be a day down the road where I will get my revenge on you. It may not be a title match, I'm looking beyond the IC Title now anyway. I would say watch your back but umm... theres no point, because You Cant See Me!

Cena clears his throat and, he seems to have a turn of emotion suddenly, to the boos of the crowd.

John Cena

Now then! Onwards and upwards is the way to be,
There's a tag match on War that all of you neanderthals must see.
The big loser of the CWF Title match is in the mix,
With The Game as his partner, man, his win at Vengeance was a fix.
Just like this tag match, I mean like whos in my corner.
It's like a driving instructor having a taxi off a learner.
But theres nothing I can do about it so i digress,
Make the best of a bad spot, put myself to the test.

Christian, your peeps are calling out to you dude,
They're say The Rock owned your ass and he wasn't even booed!
You know the reason for that is your just neither here nor there,
Whether you win lose or just plain retire, none of these people care.
The only chant your name because it makes you happy and smile,
Lil' kids chanting your name, now is Christian a paedophile?
In fact, it's all starting to make sense now, it all fits in in place,
The peep show... lil bo peep... the smiley creepy face!
You see, I preferred you when you were a CLB,
At least you showed emotion when you lost back then, that passions gone I see.
Which is why I don't see any problem on taking you down Monday Night.
If you were the last contender than that CWF golds in my sight.

And Triple H, don't think I've forgotten about you please!
I can see the twitch in your eye sometimes, I'm just scared your gonna sneeze!
It's not a lack of respect for you Game, its your in ring ability that shows,
I shouldn't give a damn about you your bitch, or your nose!
Thirteen World Championships your dad-in law had to hand out.
Your in a different company now boy, my victory is in no doubt.

You might not like to admit it but you know im destined to become,
The CWF Heavyweight Champion, don't like it, come get some!


Cena drops the mic and does the "You Can't See Me" sign before being interrupted by....​

 

[albo2]

WNW: The Hardyz vs MVP & Mark Henry

The WNW fans are waiting for something interesting to happen, sitting on their seats, eating their popcorn and holding up their signs. The fans aren't waiting long as some words ring out over the arena.

I'm Coming, Somebodies gonna get their ass kicked.

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The fans jumped to their feet, throwing the popcorn everywhere, looking towards the stage when MVP and Mark Henry slowly walk out from the back. The fans start to cheer as they stand in the middle of the stage, looking out into the crowd and nodding their heads. MVP slaps Mark on the chest and points towards the ring as they start to make their way down the ramp.

Both men look focused as they reach the middle of the ramp, MVP bends over, slapping the ground and quickly cooming back up, setting his signature fireworks off as Mark flexes next to him as they explode.

MVP once again slaps Henry on the chest and they continue their walk down the ramp, ignoring the fans bending over for some high fives as MVP slides into the ring, Henry slowly walks up the ring steps, putting alot of body weight onto the things before he walks across the apron and slowly climbs between the ropes. By this time, MVP has already got two mics, keeping one for himself and giving one to Henry. Both men, look at each other with smiles on their face as MVP lifts the mic to his lips as Henry looks like his just been swimming from all the sweat from his walk.

MVP: I have to tell each and everyone of you that, the reception you gave me was quite alot different to the one I was getting in Japan and all I can say is thank god that part of my career is over. It's time to start another chapter of my wrestling career and where does this first place take me, back to the main stream company, back to the place where I belong but I'm not alone in this book, as you can see, I have brought a partner with me but that's for a bit later in the story, the first page of this chapter has brought me to CWF but more importantly it's brought me to Sydney, Australia.

Cheap pop from the Australian crowd as MVP nods his head along with the cheers.

I don't know why you're cheering, I'm certainly not going to go back to Miami and miss this place when I'm partying with my Miami Heat team. I mean here about two weeks now and Mark Henry and I are the most famous people we've seen. Does anyone famous even come from this crappy place? And don't even get me started about your nightclubs, they don't even have a V.I.P Lounge in the corner for celebrities like Mark and myself so we can just chill with the VIP's but when we go to a nightclub here, we have to mingle and touch people that are common, do you know what that can do to people like us? If we were around common people often, we would become common like them, nothing would be special about us, we would just fit in everywhere we go, we would be little stars that sparkle sparkle instead of the main stars which shine bright.

Mark Henry nods along before he raises his mic to talk into it.

Mark Henry: You know what MVP, it doesn't surprise me, only the select few can be like me and you, The World's Strongest Man is only a label for one person in this world, a label that will always belong to me and The World's Smartest Man will always belong to you dawg, that's what sets us apart but I have to admit, It didn't bother me as much as it did you because me being around common people just gives me more chance to hurt somebody. Do you people know what pain is? Do you people know how a broken bone feels? Someday you can explain it to me because I have never had the feeling of being hurt, I have never felt a broken bone but I certainly know how to dish it out. I have felt more bones crack from my arms then you have sleep with your sister, I have caused more pain then an individual should ever cause.

MVP: We all know Big man, we know the destruction you can cause and that's why having me by yourside, nothing can go wrong for us, you see, Mark Henry and I will be the greatest tag team ever to come together, we both have the success we need, we both have the experiance we need and we will become the first ever CWF Tag Team Champions but two men will try to stop us. They will have more luck trying to stop a steam roller with their bare hands. Hardy Boyz, we saw your little stunt at Vengence, too good to be announced where you so you needed to play a bit of your music, it's fine by us, The World's Strongest Man doesn't take kindly to people hogging his spotlight, escepically people that don't deserve it so Hardyz, I'll give you a warning because I'm a nice guy, i'll give you a warning that you should listen to, I've faced both of you before, i've beaten you both before so with Mark in my corner as well, it will only end badly for you, Mark will rip out every little hair of your's one by one, he will squish your bones until they turn to dust, he will eat you alive and you know what i'll be doing while all this goes on? I might just introduce myself to a very special lady that will be in attendance. I can only see one result on War, and it's not a good one for you boy.......

MVP suddenly gets interupted by some music. Mark Henry angrily turns towards the stage as MVP just has a smirk on his face as .....​

 

[The Hoov]

WAR- New Age Outlaws vs. Cowboys From Hell

*GLASS SHATTERS*

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The crowd comes absolutely unglued as “Stone Cold†Steve Austin and Brian Pillman, the self-proclaimed “Loose Cannon†come out to the ring to immediate applause. Both men make their way towards the ring and both share the same look of intensity. Both men enter the ring. As Austin does his usual middle-finger salute to all of his fans, scaling each turnbuckle, Pillman calls for two microphones. He starts things off.

Brian Pillman: That's right folks. No need to call your cable providers or your television services. What you are looking at, what you are seeing, what you are experiencing is not some fly-by-night nostalgia act. What you see before you is two of the best there has ever been “Loose Cannon†Brian Pillman and “Stone Cold†Steve Austin. With me, “Flyin'†Brian and “The Texas Rattlesnake†you fans need not look any further for your predictions on who is going to win the CWF Tag Team Title Tournament because the odd-on favorites are standing right here in the middle of the ring. That's right the Cowboys from Hell is not just a clever little nickname we picked up. You see, back in WCW we used to call ourselves the “Hollywood Blondes†but, seeing as my hair is more brown nowadays and Steve doesn't have any hair, we came up with a name that suits us way better than that generic, pre-determined jobber name we had. You see, in our careers, we've been through Hell and back and we've ridden through on white stallions. So, it only makes sense that our name fits us, unlike our opponents the New Age Outlaws.


The crowd is indifferent towards the calling out of the Outlaws.


Brian Pillman: You see, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn, you may call yourselves the New Age Outlaws but the only thing I see when I look at the both of you is a bunch of worn-out, cop-out, sell-out, pieces of curtain-jerking trash I've ever laid my eyes on and I can speak for Steve and myself when I say that we are going to take extreme pleasure in taking the both of you out to the proverbial woodshed and dishing out the beating of a lifetime to the both of you! HAHAHAHAHA!


Pillman starts to laugh uncontrollably as Austin takes the microphone from Pillman.

Stone Cold: Road Dogg, Billy Gunn, just lookin' at the both of ya' makes me absolutely sick! Ya see, everything Brian just said was the gospel damn truth. We ain't just some damn thrown together tag team like we was back in WCW. Right now, we are the toughest S.O.B.'s the CWF has ever seen and lemme tell ya' somethin' right here and right now. We might respect your contributions to this business and we may even respect your abilities in this ring, but all of that don't make a god damn to Stone Cold Steve Austin or Brian Pillman. Ya' see, the fact of the matter is, is that no matter what ya' do, we ain't goin' down without a fight. If ya wanna see the Cowboys from Hell open up a fat can of Whoop Ass on the New Age Outlaws, Gimme a Hell Yeah!


The crowd screams “HELL YEAH!†towards the ring at Austin and Pillman.


Stone Cold: So, how about you get both your sorry asses down to this ring and face us like men instead of hidin' back there in the locker-room like a bunch of damn cowards. C'mon! We ain't got all damn night!


Austin and Pillman eagerly await their opponents. Just then.....​