CWF - Past War Trashtalking #16 (Merging Issue)

[Andrew]

We are backstage as Christian is standing.

Christian;

Finlay, first of all... congratulations on becoming the new CWF Heavyweight Championship. You finally did something in CWF, but... Champions tend to have a bit of bad luck when they come and face me Finlay and that's a given. When The Rock was CWF Heavyweight Champion, I defeated him. I'm not one to be cocky about but nobody in CWF is better than me right now. You may have possessed that Championship shot all because I wasn't allowed to face The Rock for the title but Finlay, I want you to understand that when I do get my shot. I will beat you just like I will next Monday. While you have that little leprechaun running around helping you get through things that you cannot do, I've gotten rid of The Big Show. In fact I didn't need him at Retribution and that proved why I'm the better man. I saw your match, you had outside help while the referee was down. You're nothing but a fraud Finlay, you're just like every Irish-men... The troubles that's happened in Northern Ireland where you're from is insane, you never see this kind of stuff in Canada. Since 1970's Northern Ireland has been nothing but a corrupted country, all the bombings, the fighting of religion and the government, it's pathetic... just like you Finlay. I'm from a country where wrestlers are made into stars, a country where we're quite successful in what we do. I'm actually quite surprised you've yet to team up with Sheamus, your little Irish friend... Or ain't you friends? The Irish and the Northern always have problems with each other.

It's a shame really Finlay, it really is... The Europeans always trying to fight each other, I remember the Soviet Union becoming corrupt... They split into many countries and unfortunately for a country like Northern Ireland. They're still ruled by the British. In Canada, we never have this problem... even if we did, we solve it quickly. Right now, I have a problem with you Finlay, I have a problem that you cheated your way into a victory to become CWF Heavyweight Champion. This week, there will be no tricks, no corruption, just me and you in this ring and I will defeat you. Nobody will stop my winning streak as of late. As a Canadian, I can call myself a 'great' just like many others who hail from the great country. We've won Championships after Championship and whilst you may be the first United Kingdom wrestler to win a Championship to my belief, you will soon lose it. It's only a matter of time Finlay because those lucky charms and that Irish luck... Well, it's running out quicker than you think.
​

 

[Slim]

Brock vs. The Miz

The tron comes to life to reveal the newly crowned Intercontinental Champion and his Manager.



Heyman: You see how messed up things are Brock. Firstly I told them at that as soon as you were given freedom it would be all over. They didn’t want to believe but now they have no choice but to believe. But you had a match at Retribution. Against seven other guys. The favorite chosen to win? CM Punk. Who won the match? You did. What is your prize? That belt. What does the favorite win? He gets a shot at the world title. You beat him and six others in a match and he gets a shot at the bigger prize? He showed that he couldn’t beat you and he gets rewarded because he attacked. Not only that but have you seen the poster for the show? Whose face is on it? Not yours. You beat him but it isn’t yours. It is his face. Why is it his face? Cause he has to be the biggest ass kisser in CWF. How else do you lose a match but get rewarded a world title shot? You showed that you can beat him and anybody else in CWF… and what do you get for the next show? A title defense against the former champion.

This is definitely a conspiracy to hold you back Brock. That is all it is. But you know what? We’re not going to let them get to us. We’re not going to allow them to slow us down. Oh no instead we are going to not only rise up to the occasion. But we will exceed expectations. We will dominate anything, anybody, and everybody put before us. And Punk, Finlay, they will be shittin their trunks because they know that the real monster in CWF will be gunning for them soon. And they know that they can’t pose a threat to what you are capable of. You proved that you are the best in the world Brock and come War… you are going to dispose of that pretty boy Miz. Just try not to hurt him too bad. It is only a simple title defense and he may want to try to wrestle again. Not only that but just ragdoll him this match so that the next time you two go at it… you can just intensify things a little more. You know what I’m saying Brock?

So this message right here… goes out to you Miz. You’re the chosen casualty. Brock isn’t showing it right now but… being ousted from the world title match while the guy he beat gets the shot? That has Brock beyond pissed so you are going to be in for a world of hurt. A world of pain. I’m just hoping that I can keep Brock under control so that you don’t wind up having to be taken out on a stretcher. But then again… why should I care about your well being? You are of no importance to me or anybody else. You are just fodder. A sheep being lead to the slaughter. You are going to be nothing more than an example to be made of for the likes of Punk, Finlay, and any other of the guys that think they are better than Brock. That believe that they are the top of the CWF food chain when Brock could easily dispose of them without a problem.

So Miz… if you’re not ready… get your ass ready. Because come War… it’s going to be statutory.

The tron turns off.​

 

[ants]

MY NAME IS FINLAY…AND I LOVE TO FIGHT!!!!

Finlay’s music hits and he walks down the ramp, shilleleagh in hand and CWF Championship around his waist, with Hornswoggle by his side to a boos from the crowd. He slowly makes his way into the ring, before moving over to the turnbuckle and climbs it just staring at the crowd and then raises his newly won CWF Heavyweight Championship and lets out a sly grin..

They hop down, Finlay stops and looks around at the big crowd, and continues to take it all in before walking over and grabbing the mic

FINLAY: At 52 years of age, I have finally done what nobody thought I could ever do, and that is reaching the summit and become the CWF Heavyweight Champion. And before I get to business at hand, I have a few people that I would like to thank. Firstly, I would like to thank myself, because if I wasn’t the man that I am, I would have retired a long time ago, and never had the urge to perform at the highest level. I believed in myself, and I came to this business out of nowhere and I have taken it by storm since arrival. Secondly, I would like to thank Hornswoggle, because he always has my back in any situation, and will never back down from a fight, unlike people twice his size. And finally, I would like to thank each and every single one of you people, and the people at home.

Mixed reaction from the crowd at this, as they don’t know what Finlay is getting at. He continues…

You see, you people made me realise a couple of months ago, when I was coming out here and parading around and trying to keep you all happy, that it was never going to be enough for me to win the big one. I was always trying to do the right thing, and be the nice guy, when I should have been looking out for number one. You made me realise that you are all simply a bunch of in greats who will always be the ones dragging good people down. I turned my back on each and every single one of you, and look what happens in just two months? I have this piece of gold around my waist, and I have never been happier. So thank you for proving to me how useless you all really are.

Crowd boos intense disapproval as Finlay simply grins and continues.

Enough, your booing does nothing but make me laugh and win matches, so your simply wasting your time and energy. I have more important things to address now, and they start and end with the name Christian. Christian, you stand there in the back and talk all your nonsense about countries, and other people and I honestly didn’t understand a word of it. You talk about fighting between countries and religion, and I simply get confused, not because I’m stupid but because it has nothing to do with anything I have to do with. See, I can be all confusing as well. The fact of the matter is this, no matter whether I’m from Ireland, or from Australia, or your from Canada, or from China, the only thing that means anything is what happens in the ring. And as far as I’m concerned, I did what you could not do, and that is take the CWF Heavyweight Championship from the Rock.

Crowd cheer Rocky at the sound of the Rock’s name, but Finlay simply shakes his head and grins.

Cheer all you want people, you won’t be seeing that piece of trash for a long time. Christian you had two chances at the Rock’s championship, and both times you came up short. I to, had two chances at the Rock’s championship, and look here, I have the gold around my waist. You say you defeated the Rock when he had the championship, but you didn’t and could never beat him when it really counted. So you can hold on to all your little memories about your one little victory over the man, but just remember, it meant nothing. It means nothing. The Rock is gone, and I am the man right now. And when it meant something a few weeks back when I faced you, you couldn’t get the job done, so why do you think it will be any different this time. I am improving week after week, just like a good wine gets better with age. So you can go pray to whatever god you believe in, or go and listen to all the politics from whatever country you are from, and I’ll simply go home, rest up, maybe shine up this piece of gold, and the come out here on Monday night, and give you an ass whooping you can keep in your memory bank for a long time.

Finlay drops the mic, as the crowd boos before…​

ooc: im good for another one on Sunday id say mate

 

[Andrew]

[video=youtube;Y52HVU19cq0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y52HVU19cq0[/video]

Out comes Christian wearing a leather jacket and a dark red t-shirt as 'Highway to the Danger Zone' by VS The Ocean begins playing. Christian smiles at the crowd as they erupt into boos as Christian goes to speak.

Christian;

Finlay, at fifty-two years of age. Isn't it time you retired? You're no Ric Flair of the business, you're just a drunken Irish-men who managed to secure a win thanks to CM Punk. A person who you're going to face at Starrcade, have you yet to be sober and seen what has happened? Speaking of me facing The Rock twice, one was a tag match on WAR which I won. The second was a Pay-Per-View fatal four way in which John Cena screwed my chances of winning, while I was beating the living hell out of you, he came and attacked me. As far as I remember, I wasn't pinned... You were. So before you ramble on with your lies from the alcohol you've got in your system, you were pinned by The Rock, I wasn't. I've pinned The Rock in a one-on-one contest but let's face the facts Finlay, this week isn't like every other week. Well, maybe it is... Those who hold the CWF Heavyweight Champion always fall to me and you Finlay, you will lose to me just like The Rock did. If you even think about that little bastard Hornswoggle coming into interfere our match, I'll be happy to kick him right in the face and that's a promise Finlay. I've had Big Show with me for the past few weeks but I've already proven that I don't need him around at all, I'm already at the top level. Right now, I don't need that Championship belt, right now I'll sit back and watch, beat Randy Orton again. You know why I don't want that Championship? Because I allow guys like you to have the spotlight, have the time to think you're so DAMN good because when you step into the ring, it doesn't even matter Finlay because I will beat you just like I've beaten everybody.

The crowd somewhat gets behind Christian.

Two months ago, the exact same time I turned my back on these so called 'peeps'. But we're not here to talk about fans, merchandise or whatever. We're here to talk about the facts in our wrestling techniques and it's been proven mine is far more superior then yours. You may not happen to understand what I'm saying so... take a break from the Guinness you're having and maybe you'll understand what I'm saying. You know, I could respect you if I wanted to, but... I might one day, just not now. After I beat you, I want you to tell the world that I am the best wrestler in the company. Just because you hold a piece of gold doesn't make you the best instantly, you won by cheating Finlay. This week you face me, there will be no cheating whatsoever and the result, will still be the same. Christian beating your CWF Heavyweight Champion, Finlay. Now The Rock isn't around, we've got nothing to worry about... Finlay, you should be worried about your opponent CM Punk. After all he helped you to the Championship followed by putting you to sleep, so why have I yet to hear you mention what he's done? Or is it the fact you don't care you have people chasing for that gold? Because if you're not too careful Finlay, that will be taken off you and when my time comes... I'll be deemed unstoppable. So when you face me on Monday, your Irish luck will run out and the switch will be turned on Finlay. You can try as much as you want, the result always end the same.

Christian smiles as he drops the microphone, he goes to leave the ring but Finlay grabs him as Christian turns around. Finlay looks pissed off.
​

 

[SoccerBoy]

The Miz and Maryse are finished watching Heyman speak on the tv in Miz's room as Josh Matthews walks in with a mic

Matthews: Miz you lost your title at Retribution what do you have to say about that?

The Miz: You want to know how I feel. Let me tell you something I was screwed last week at Retribution. Management screwed me by putting me in that eight man scramble. You see I could have lost my title without getting pinned and guess what it did happen. Brock Lesnar pinned Sheamus not me to become the Intercontinental Champion. I was never pinned in that match and as long as I’m concerned that championship is rightfully mine.

Matthews: Do you have any words for the current Champion Lesnar before your rematch?

The Miz: Yes I do have some words for Lesnar and unlike him I actually do the talking for myself. Brock if you’re watching this, I want you to listen closely at what I have to say. I know you’re sitting back somewhere with Heyman injecting you, thinking that I’m just a pretty boy who can’t wrestle and needs to go back to reality television but truth is I’m not. I’m a way better wrestler than you and I do it on my own talents. I proved it against Jericho twice and I sent him to the hospital. I can’t guarantee that I can do the same to you because you are way bigger than Jericho. But you know what they say the bigger they are the harder that fall. You like many before you have underestimated my abilities to compete in the ring and they are surprised when I’m in that ring hitting them a skull crushing finale and three seconds later my hands are in the air as the victor. They don’t realize that they will never be as awesome as me.

The Miz: Speaking of awesome, I am the one and only Awesome Intercontinental Champion. I deserve that title because I do everything for CWF. When they need someone to go to a talk show or a radio show they send me because they know that I can get them the maximum exposure and ratings that they desperately want. I can even get them more ratings if I have a title in my possession. I do all this for CWF and they screwed me out of that title. But this Monday on WAR I will get my title back, whether you like it or not Brock. When I get my title back ill be doing you a favor because then you get to go after what you really want the World Title. So Brock I’m ready to get Retribution by winning my title back.

BECAUSE I’M THE MIZ

AND I’M

The fans in the arena taunt Miz by saying Awesome before he does

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Miz leaves his locker room with Maryse leaving Matthews behind​

 

[ants]

Finlay picks his mic back up and responds to Christian, initially looking angry before slowly enabling a grin to enter his face.

FINLAY: About time you got out here, I was starting to think you were turning into a hermit, hiding out the back. Once again my dear man, you have me utterly dazed and confused. It may be my old age, or maybe I am simply being senile, or perhaps you were right about one thing, maybe I am in a drunken haze, but did you honestly say that you don’t want this championship. You do not want the thing that everybody in this business craves. Are you that naïve? There is only one reason we put our bodies through the pain they go through, and that is to be the best at what we do. This thing right here on my shoulder signifies that I am currently the best in this business, and if you are honestly saying you couldn’t give stuff about holding this, then you are kidding yourself. You say you allow blokes like me to have the spotlight, and that’s why you don’t need the spotlight? Hell, this is the first time in my career I have had any sort of spotlight, and I have it because I earned it, and it has nothing to do with you whatsoever. Plus, for you to say you don’t want it is a blatant lie, due to the fact that you have been sticking your nose in other people’s business ever since you arrived here in the CWF, simply to get your stupid face on the television screen. You can deny it all you want, but the fact remains, you want this, just as much as everyone in the back wants it, and you are an attention seeking hog in the same mould as John Cena and The Rock, and it kills you to see me being the number one man in the business.
The crowd boos at the mention of the fan favourites, knowing that Finlay is disrespecting them.

Now my main problem, came towards the end of your little speech. The only problem is, I’ve been talking for a little while, and I’ve kind of forgotten exactly what it was, due to the whole old and senile thing. Next time remind me to bring out a pen and paper so I can write down some notes about what people say to me. I think it had something to do with you being the best wrestler in the business. It was something to do with your wrestling technique being far superior to mine. Funny, I was never really aware that you had any technique to begin with. Let’s go through it for a minute shall we. I am the best brawler in the business today. Guys like the Hardy’s and John Morrison, there the sort of blokes who are the best at the high-flying sort of wrestling technique. Guys like Kurt Angle and Jack Swagger are reknowned to be the great pure wrestlers of this time. Someone like Mick Foley, and even your good buddy Edge will be remembered as people who had that Hardcore edge. What else is there to wrestling? Brains? You might be a smart guy, but you make a lot of dumb comments all the time, and you never seem to win any big matches that mean anything, so I assume that comes from being mentally unstable, so obviously you can’t have the best brains in the business. Therefore, how do you have a better wrestling technique than me? Every little thing you say, it might sound good to you in theory, and it might make these idiots think that you are a major threat to me, but I can break it down, time and time again, and beat you with facts. Your wrestling technique is nothing more than a balance of all techniques, just the same as all the other losers who don’t have that edge to there profession.

Finlay takes a step closer to Christian getting right in his face.

I know you might find all this hard to comprehend, so I’ll say the next thing slowly so you can completely understand me. You…will…never…beat…me. Ever! Sad as it may be, you will never hold this gold, not while I am here at least. See you on Monday, young fella!

Crowd boos as Finlay drops his mic and leaves the ring, leaving Christian looking dumbfounded.​

 

[Andrew]

Christian looks towards the entrance ramp as Finlay leaves.

Christian;

So that's it hey? You're just going to leave the ring? I don't care if your smarter or claim to be better than me Finlay. I really don't, about me not wanting the Championship is not a lie at all. Yeah, be surprised about that one Finlay. I don't need the spotlight, I don't need people following me around twenty-four seven asking for photos or autographs. I know I can beat you Finlay, that's a fact not a myth. I don't care what people's professions are in the ring, I certainly do not care about Edge's hardcore skills at all. Edge is no longer my friend Mr. Finlay... I don't need friends in the business, I have only what I truly need and that's to show everyone that they cannot match the skills that I have. You say I cannot win in important matches, have you yet to adapt the fact that I was screwed in that match? If you think I'm so promising and should be holding that Championship then I'll come at it, at my own expense. Maybe I'm just too nice, maybe I'm just too nice for telling management that I don't want the spotlight... but I promise you Finlay that after Starrcade, after I beat Randy Orton... There will be nothing left for me to do but come for your Championship, that's if you win it or not.

Christian smiles as he looks to the mat.

For the first time in your career Finlay, you've became a Champion, you've became something worthy... but on Monday... your dreams of winning and being a strong champion comes to fade...
​

 

[rawisrey]

War 08/15/11: C.M Punk vs. Muhammad Hassan

[video=youtube;lqrlqgRalBY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqrlqgRalBY[/video]

*The Crowd stands up as The Great Hassans Theme hits the arena, Muhammad Hassan emerges on stage and is greeted by loud boos from the crowd. Hassan looks around the arena before spitting down on the floor and making his way down to the ring, Hassan climbs up the steel steps and gets in the ring grabbing a microphone and speaking*

Muhammad Hassan:

My name is Muhammad Hassan, and I am a victim. I am a victim of prejudice, of racial discrimination, and of bigotry. And the worst part of it is that I am born and raised right here in America, but because of the way I look because of my heritage I am treated as a second class citizen. You people say words like equality, while people like myself and Khosrow are detained whenever we get on a plane. And even when I sit in my seat, having payed my ticket to be there I am greeted with open stares and the sound of whispers speaking about me. For ten years now, Ten Years I have been mistreated and disrespected, whether it be in my every day life or even my wrestling career as the news media pegged me as a quote unquote Terrorist wrestler as a result getting me fired. well now I am here to stay and my career as a singles competitor begins against a man I am actually glad I am facing.

*Hassan turns towards the stage*

C.M Punk, you come out here and you talk, you talk and talk and talk and for some reason these people listen. Whether they like it or not they all pay attention not only them but people backstage they listen too, You come out here and you talk and what happens? You get a CWF World Heavyweight Championship Match, You have done nothing to earn a shot. You have a victory over Finlay yes but that victory came thanks and only thanks to The Rock putting Finlay down for you, then on the pay per view what did you do? You lost a match and talked, you stole a title and for some reason this was considered Number one contendership material.

Since I have come here I have already been responsible for many superstars leaving this company, Ted DiBiase, Tyson Kidd, Jack Swagger, even Benjamin and Haas left before they had to face the tag team champions. I single handedly guided The Great Khali and Daivari to the top of the Tag team division and I did it in under a minute, and yet I am not being given championship opportunities and that is because if you compare us two it is obvious that I am the better man. But because I am an Arab-American no matter if I was born and bred in Detroit, management looks at me and see a liability. They don’t want someone like me to succeed in this business, because they will be held accountable for an Arab-American showing he is the best the world has to offer. But whether these opportunities come easily or not, I am going to make sure that they will have no other alternative but to give me what I deserve. People like you Punk are handed everything just because you like to talk while my people are looked down upon, but on Monday night War in what is to be known as my glorious debut to CWF Singles competition, I will prove once and for all that the All Mighty C.M Punk pales in comparison to the Great Muhammad! HASSAN!

*Hassan lifts up his hands in the air looking up towards the heavens as the crowd boos*​

 

[rawisrey]

War 08/15/11: Michaels & Hart vs. The Great Hassan

[video=youtube;lqrlqgRalBY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqrlqgRalBY[/video]

*The Crowd stands up as The Great Hassans Theme hits the arena, Daivari and Khali emerge on stage Khali towering over Daivari. Daivari lifts up his a microphone as both begin to walk down the stage*

Daivari:

هل استمع

*The crowd boos heavily*

My Name, is Khosrow Daivari. Week in week out I speak in Arabic and you people here disrespect me by booing as loud as you can to try and get me to stop speaking, Because I decide to speak another language you people you boo me. And this man here, because he speaks Indian you people decide to boo him. All of you should be ashamed of yourselves, you people decide that because something is different that they are beneath you. Well The Great Khali and I have something that proves that there is no one above us, and that is the World Tag Team Championships. We are Tag Team Champions and we became champions in under a minute, and that is because with The Great Muhammad Hassans guidance and vision we can defeat any and all oppositions. Muhammad Hassans Foresight and sheer greatness leads us to be dominant over the entire Tag Team Division, so much so that last week two All Americans, two people who by definition were the best America had to offer, decided they didn’t want to face us so they left this company. And our tag team career has consisted of about 50 seconds, we have yet to even be given a proper challenge and I do not blame management because it is not their fault that the entire roster is afraid of our dominance.

*Daivari begins to speak another language off mic to Khali as they reach the ring, Khali reaches up and grips the top rope pulling himself up and stepping into the ring. Daivari runs up the steps and steps in standing in front of Khali as he towers behind him*

But this week we might actually break a sweat...

*Daivari lifts his head up looking up at Khali with a smile on his face*

Might... For you see the person behind me is not a mere human, he is the perfect specimen. And you people might disagree but you people also are ignorant and judge us by our looks, look at this man. I almost feel like I am insulting him by calling him a “manâ€￾ because he is much better, this man is no gimmick, this man is not a 7 foot basketball player who has tootpicks for arms and legs, and this man is not a 7 foot Fat blob like Andre or Big Show, this man is 7 foot 3 of rock hard unmoveable muscle. He is unlike anyone before him, and he alone can dominant the entire Tag team division. So our opponents really don’t have much of a chance as far as becoming number one contenders, now I do realize who these two men are.

Shawn Michaels, the heartbreak kid, a man respected by all. All but us, because Shawn Michaels is a man far to invested in his own hype. he calls himself these nicknames but at the end of the day he is an over the hill rag doll when put in front of this man. And then there is Bret Hart

*The crowd pops as Daivari pauses for only a moment*

This man is from Canada, and yet this man is loved by all of you, he is not even from America and yet Muhammad and I we are. But you people treat him better than you treat us, I am glad that we are facing these two because Muhammads vision is to open eyes. And Muhammad wants people to realize that even when you treat us as second class citizens to even people who weren’t born here, that we will prove our superiority. The Great Khali and I are already a tag team tough to take on, however we have something that brings us to a level far beyond the top bar set by Tag teams already. And that is the The Great Muhammad Hassan to guide us, and because of his guidance we shall forever be known as the greatest CWF has to offer. You all will Fear us, you all will Honor us, and sooner rather than later you all shall learn to Worship Us.

*Daivari lowers his mic, Khali lifts up his fist in the air and yells out as the crowd boos* ​

 

[Big Red Jericho Punk]

War 8/15/11: Edge vs Finlay

The crowd goes absolutely crazy when the smoke rises up and they only know it could be one man. The Rated R Superstar comes out to Hero by Skillet as he walks through the smoke with a determined look on his face.

Edge looks around and walks in nodding his head. He has his signature coat on and looks down to the floor. He looks up and poses for the crowd with fireworks going off everywhere.

Edge runs after that into the ring with a huge smirk on his face now. He gets up and hops on the top rope and looks into the crowd. The crowd is cheering loudly as Edge takes his coat off and gets the microphone.​

"The Rated R Superstar" Edge

Despite all the rumors that were buzzing, no way in hell am I retiring. I competed in one of the most brutalizing matches last Sunday with just some success. Yes, I managed to make the latest most watched YouTube video spearing Batista off the stage but at the end of the day, I didn't get that win. That's what is still burning inside of me and it's something I am going to achieve. Now while that Big Fella deals with the Viper, I of course get the biggest challenge of the night. Now even though you may be champion Finlay, I don't see anything outstanding about you. Yeah you work your ass off, your tough to keep down, and your crazy but what talent do you have? You got a crazy little son congrats, maybe you should do something maybe enroll him into school. The fact is Finlay while you do command respect, you don't make me say "WOW" like people like The Rock or hell even CM Punk. You my friend are getting up there and you also lose to people that aren't on my level for example Christian last week. Christian is my good buddy and all, but even his over sized ego would tell you that I am better than him. So what happens next Finlay, you get taken down by a school boy but no I won't catch you off guard with that. You will be caught off guard with a spear!!!

The crowd pops loudly for that and starts a spear chant as Edge chuckles before going on again.

Edge: Now you don't have to be concerned about me, I live for the pain. You would think I start to dread it, but it's coming to the point where pain is a daily thing. I have done it all from spearing people off of ladders, getting thrown into sounds, hell I even managed to somewhat function in a love affair with a woman that resembles a cow. The thing that drives me is success and always being the man on top. That's what people don't understand, they always make excuses for not wanting to go the extra mile or extra move. I don't and actually I relish the opportunity. I have said it before and I will say it again, I am not just your "Master Manipulator" or your "Rated R Superstar". Something is even bigger that revolves around me and that's being immortal. I have been taken out time and time again, yet nothing can kill me. When it comes to winning championships and taking chances, nobody tops me. We have guys coming into the business claiming how they are the best thing in entertainment. Congrats to those who can talk, but let's see you actually get 50,000 people on their feet like I can. Because if your not capable of that like Finlay is, then you aren't caliber of my level!!

The crowd pops again completely behind Edge and his beliefs.

Edge: This Monday I will prove that I am fully back to all the naysayers. While I talk, I know backstage Batista is watching while probably acting like a seven year old in a fantasy land. In this little world, he thinks he can beat me within a minute and be the guy who becomes the face of this company. That won't ever happen while I am in this company and that's a promise. Hell I wish that among all of you people especially my Edge heads, because that will be a complete disaster. I have been on a mission to stop anything I felt was dumb. Batista your new ego and thinking your the big bad wolf will be taken care of eventually. But for this Monday, Finlay you thinking your actually going to last as champion will be shattered. Now you can beat CM Punk or whoever, but eventually it's going to be in line for a title shot. So let this be a warning to you and after our match on Monday, remember that I am your biggest threat to not you but to....

Finlay's entrance music appears as Edge is furious that he has been interrupted.

OOC: Really excited for this, good luck.

 

[Tapout]

CWF War 8/15/11 Batista vs. Randy Orton

"I hear voices in My head...."

Plays out the PA system as the crowd gets to their feet to cheer on the Viper, Randy Orton. He walks out from the back in his signature shirt. He looks out to the crowd a bit, emotionless before walking down the ramp to the ring.

He gets to the steps and and picks up a mic placed on the top of it before entering the ring. He takes center ring, and talks as soon as his music stops.

Randy Orton: As much as I would like for this to be a happy occasion, there's a certain someone in the back here that has ruined my good mood. You may know him. His name...is Christian.

The fans boo at the mention of Christian.

Randy Orton: Couldn't have said it better my self. Now the thing is, not many people are able to get under my skin, but this bastard as managed to do just that. Week, after week he seems to get the best of me. He finds a way to top me in the most coward ways. He's either using a weapon, or hiding behind a 7 foot giant. But this week is different. This week I face someone who I have a lot of history with. Dave Batista.

Randy pauses to get his thoughts in order.

Randy Orton: Now I'll be honest, I haven't been following what you've been up to. To put it quite frankly, I don't give a damn what you're up to. Because my mind is on my match at Starrcade with Christian. I'm going to rip you apart just like I'm going to do to Christian. It doesn't matter how big you are. I can hit the RKO on anybody! And heres a little hint to you. Every person reacts the same...with a kick...to...the...skull...

Orton looks out to the crowd, still emotionless in his face. ​

 

[Derrick]

[video=youtube;CrLFuEhV3SY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrLFuEhV3SY[/video]

A brand new theme hits the arena, the crowd is quite confused but cheers once the words CM Punk is read on the titantron'. A Cult of Personality blasts out from the PA System as CM Punk comes out from behind the curtain.

CM Punk smiles as looks towards the audience and rushes down the ring, waving his hand up and down to get the crowd cheering louder than ever. CM Punk gets into the ring as he sits in the middle of the ring with a microphone.

CM Punk:

My name is CM Punk, and, well, I'm.. Sorry I can't do this, it's too hard for me to say, we Americans have feelings, too!! I'm a victim of a boring Arabic Wrestler's speech!

Fans laugh a bit as Punk continues.

You know, I actually wanted to show up a bit before, but when I saw you came here, I was like, "ah, whatever". And so I wanted to hear your nice and kind words, and guess what, I fell asleep! And you all know very well that I'm not a drunk nor a druggie and that the only thing that can put me to sleep is when someone BORES me. Do you imagine how boring you are when you ACTUALLY made me fall asleep?

Now all jokes aside, Muhammad, you seriously suck. Believe me, I've seen so many wrestlers in the world and I can simply see when someone sucks. You suck so hard you have to cover it up by constantly blabbering about a 10 years old tragedy.

Fans boo Punk.

Hey, hey, hey, hold on there! That thing actually was one of the worst things that ever happened to America, and we all know that, but seriously Muhammad, grow up. Before I fell asleep, I've heard you talk about some things, I've hear you ask some questions and I'm pretty sure that you know their answers, but that doesn't matter, let's talk.

First of all, I see you're wondering how come "I've done nothing" and got a title shot. And that's exactly what you can't get, because.. you're not one of "them". Woah, I see the rage in your eyes now, do you wanna punch me? Well, do it, but I'll tell you that you would do it without a reason, because the "they" I'm talking about are not "white" people nor Americans. And I'm not Abyss too, and so I'm not talking about a secret super mighty group of CWF Superheroes. The "they" I'm talking about are THE BEST. The best in this world, the best in this world at wrestling, the best wrestlers in the world, a one-man-nation consisting of Phillip J. Brooks himself, and Phillip J. Brooks is going to tell you that it isn't growing bigger EVER. It is because there is only one best wrestler this world has seen, only ONE man who is capable of remaining undefeated for so long in CWF, and there is only ONE man who will win the CWF Heavyweight Title at Starrcade, whoops, I went a bit too far, but nevertheless, this is the exact answer to your question - I'm going to be the champion because I am the best. And you say I've done nothing? Well go ahead and beat me and beat Finlay thrice in three weeks and say you're better, then visit Tazz, then you can whine. Oh, and before I move on, I will correct you, I AM NOT THE LOSER of the Intercontinental title match, I was not the last one pinned! Yet I am still undefeated in singles competition. Now Let's move on.

Fans cheer for Punk in agreement.

And Muhammad, you know.. Finally get already that I DON'T CARE where are you from, I DON'T CARE if Kwosoh, or what his name is can speak English or Jibberish, and finally I DON'T CARE if you are a terrorist, which you clearly aren't, because if you were, this arena would be in the air at the moment and both of us would be human soup. So stop finally boring us by your "Poor me, I'm discriminated, 9/11 is responsible for the fact that I suck" speeches, get a life and learn to wrestle before you say anything, because you suck so hard, ever your little friend Khali can beat you. Because, maybe you would have fans if you have stopped boring us with blabbering the very same every week and if you throw that cheap towel off your head and get a haircut. You see, I have waited too much long to be acknowledged by these people, and now look at them, they just LOVE me!

Fans cheer like idk.

And they love me for a reason, for a reason that they know that when Punk comes, the fun begins. Microphone, wrestling, whatever. A show is guaranteed. Boom. And that's where you suck. And uhm.. am I really spending time talking to a guy that doesn't even maybe understand me? HELLOOO, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? I honestly don't care, but you should care about the fact that you are just the part of the weakest link of the Muslim community in the world. I'm sure that if Prophet Mohammad was here, he'd be disappointed! DISSSAPPPOIIINTEEED, so you understand better.

Now I really..

He is cut by Hassan.​

 

[ants]

MY NAME IS FINLAY…AND I LOVE TO FIGHT!!!!

Finlay’s music hits and he walks down the ramp, shilleleagh in hand and CWF Championship around his waist, with Hornswoggle by his side to a boos from the crowd. He slowly makes his way into the ring, before moving over to the turnbuckle and climbs it just staring at the crowd and then raises his newly won CWF Heavyweight Championship and lets out a sly grin..

They hop down, Finlay stops and looks around at the big crowd, and continues to take it all in before walking over and grabbing the mic. He has a quick glance at Edge before making his address.

FINLAY: I think I’ll get to you in a moment; I have more important things to talk about. Last week I went to War as the new CWF Heavyweight Champion. Surprisingly, instead of having a night of celebration like they usually do when a new champion is crowned, I was placed in a match against a man coming off a fresh victory from the pay per view where he didn’t even need to break a sweat. I was coming off a match where I used every ounce of strength that I had to become the CWF Heavyweight Champion. Now I’m not one to make excuses, but fair’s fair, how did anybody expect me to win that match when my mind was clearly still on the euphoria of the night before. I partied with the whole American demographic of Irish men and women, and was then expected to put in a good performance the following night. It was never going to happen, and although I very nearly did pick up the victory, I am not fussed about being pinned, I was still quite clearly hungover, hence not being able to get my shoulder up.

Crowd boos Finlay’s excuses but he simply shakes his head.

You can believe whatever you want, but all I can tell you is the truth, just like I do every week. Anyway, I thought to myself, maybe this week I will get my week off to simply celebrate my title win. Unfortunately for me, and my family, and the MILLIONS…

Crowd boos as the snide comment dissing the Rock, and Finlay gets into the Rock stance as he says it..

And millions of my fans. Ahhh, every single time. He’s not coming back people, so deal with it. But now, I arrive to speak to management, and what do I hear? I hear that I am not getting a celebration this week, I’m getting another match, a match against the most overrated man in the 21st century, you!

Finlay turns to look at Edge, as the crowd boos Edge being called overrated.

Now I did happen to catch a little bit of what you just said, and to be honest you surprised me. And you surprised because you didn’t come out here and say anything that surprised me. The Rated R Superstar came out here and said everything that I expected him to say. Where’s the man who made his name by being the bloke who bent the rules and taking everyone by surprise. You simply came out here, made a few threats, just like everybody else does, and then you started kissing up to the fans. You should no by now that there is no need to do that. You were always at your very best when you didn’t give a stuff about what anyone else thought. You won title after title in great matches when you bent the rules, and nobody knew what you were going to do next. What the hell has happened to you? You don’t even deserve to be called the Rated R Superstar, the way your conforming at the moment simply means you would fit perfectly into a children’s afternoon TV Slot.

The crowd boos, and Finlay just shakes his head but with a grin on his face.

Now you’ve also come out here and decided you wanted to talk about your past and your threshold for pain. Mate, I’m 52 years old, I’ve been through more pain than you could ever imagine. Every day the arthritis starts to kick in when I wake up, and yet I still get out of bed and go off to training, and then on a Monday night I hit this ring and perform to the best of my ability and take bump after bump until my arm is raised and I am named the victor. And since I have been here in the CWF, there has only been 3 times that that hasn’t happened. And I’ll give you a little tip, just in case you know any bookies out there who will give you some good odds. My arm will be raised at the end of our match as the victor, so instead of wasting my time out here, why don’t you go make a call, and try and make yourself some money, because by the time I’m finished with you, retirement is going to be your best option, and you’re going to need the extra cash to pay for a retirement home and rehabilitation.

The crowd boos, a Finlay waits for a response. ​

 

[Lewb]

As Randy Orton is in the ring and the fans are cheering for him, the thought of him beating Christion at Starrcade, one of the most famous theme music in wrestling rips through the PA making the crowd boo for a second time.

I WALK ALONE!

Batista walks out onto the ramp, and slowly takes a breath before spinning with his arms held out, and punches the air before walking forward, and with a smirk, stopping, slaps he ground and performs his turret taunt as fireworks go off behind him. One more punch in the air and The Animal makes his way towards the ring.

Batista walks up the ring steps and climbs into the ring, joining Randy Orton who from the time he came out of the ring hasn't taken his eyes off him. The Animal just walks right past him to get a microphone, and when he gets it he stands face to face with Orton, and Batista clears his throat to speak.

The Animal, Batista: Randy. To be quite frank with you, I'm rather disappointed. I always had you down as a man of, of limited, at least some intelligence. I found that when we were in Evolution, I was further down the line to you because of my inexperience in the business, and that you had been around just that little bit longer than me. So you had a head start in the business, and from there admittedly you went on to do some pretty impressive things, I can't deny you that fact. All that glory and success was in your name, in your nature.... but what did you do. You threw it all away. You see, you didn't learn from Evolution Randy. You keep hiding yourself behind others, where-as myself, ever since the day Evolution burnt to the ground thanks to me, I have been dominating everything I have set foot on.... on my own.

Yeah you have a big match with Christian coming up, we all know, and to be honest, none of us actually care.... you shouldn't even worry yourself about that match right now Randy. Right now, you need to be worried about making it through Monday Night War, and surviving against me. If you don't believe me then how about you ask your opponent for Starrcade's best buddy Edge. Why don't you go and ask him about how it was me that caused him the worst pain that he is ever likely to feel in his lifetime after our match at Retribution, how bout you ask him what its like to face Batista. And the worst part for you Randy.... the worst part is that Edge is ten times the man you will ever be.

So this Monday night on War, when you step in the ring with me, you better be on top of your game, you better be ready to take more than you have ever endeavored because the CWF is in the grasp of my hand.... it's just up to me when I want to tighten that grip. It won't be a war this Monday Randy..... no war is only one sided!

Batista drops the mic and keeps staring at The Viper.​

 

[Lub]

WAR: Dolph Ziggler vs Kevin Thorn vs Cody Rhodes vs Sheamus

Read The Words That Are Written In My Face ...
Why Believe Them? I Belive Them!

[video=youtube;KYgzxDEudJA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYgzxDEudJA&feature=player_embedded[/video]

Theme of Celtic Warrior and also called Irish Curse Sheamus hits the PA System of the arena. Sheamus comes out of backstage are and goes straight to the ring. On the ramp, while he's walking, he's hitting his chest as a sign of his great power. He stops in front of the ring and look at both sides of the arena. The crowd boos loudly, but Sheamus gives attendance just a sarcastic smile and continues his way to the ring over the steel steps to the apron, where he stands for a while and looks at the crowd again. Then over the second rope he enters the ring and starts to hit his chest again. The crowd boos even more loud and Sheamus asks for microphone, so he can start to speak ....

Fi'st of all I would like to speak about the current CWF Primetime Champion. Ye see guy like John Morrison doesn't dese've to be a champion I think we can say, that he was literraly given the Primetime Champinship. And I'm he'e to make the world fair and I wanna bring the justice. And the right t'ing I should do is to win the Primetime Championship. The right t'ing is to take that titel away from John Morrison, because I, Sheamus, deserves to be a champion and I am not the only one, who knows it, even these people he'e a'ound knows it. Today I'm gonna become the numbe' one contende' and few weeks later I'll be crown the NEW CWF Primetime Champion. And these guys, who I'm facin' tonight re not gonna stop meself, because I am The Celtic Warrio' and meself is all I need to take those fellas out. I'm proud citizen of Ireland, a country with great histo'y, great people, great bee' and brave and excellent wrestle's and I am the proof of all I said. John Morrison, you did eliminate me at Retribution in ou' Scramble match, but this time, we a' just one on one, which means yer gonna get yer ass kicked fella ...

The crowd cheers a bit for Sheamus as he makes a few steps in the ring and then puts the microphone near his mouth again ...

I tell ya sometin' people. Ya know this match is gonna be mo' difficult, then the match fo' that title, because John Morrison is not a real threat. Threats are guys like The Rock or guys like Finlay, I can conside' that even CM Punk can be sometime a threat. But John Morrison? Guy like Cody Rhodes should be the current champion, but he's not, which means he's even wo'se then John Morrison so I expect this match to be really easy. I'm sorry that ya people won't get yer money's worth, because I'm ready to end this match in a few minutes. Ziggler, Thorn, Rhodes, it doesn't matte'. Whoever will stand in my way will get a beating of a lifetime. Maybe I'm not the most sun-tanned man in the world, but in my veins flows great Irish blood. I'm gonna knock anybody's teeth down thei' throat, if they're gonna try to steal my spot in that championship match. I'm the real champion, I should be on the poste's, but it doesn't matte' that I'm not, because the only t'ing that matte's right now is that titel and John Morrison ... like it or not, that titel will be mine very soon ...

The crowd gives Sheamus a mixed reaction as Sheamus waits for his opponents to come down to the ring ... ​