CWF - Past Honor/Riot Trashtalking #3 (Merging Issue)

[Derrick]

"BEER..MONEYYY!!!"

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The energetic duo emerges from the back to an eruption of cheers by their very own fanbase that they have anywhere in the world! They highfive a few fans, pose for a while, just to get microphones from Justin Roberts and enter the ring.

James Storm starts the speech off.

James Storm:

Miami, Floooooooooooooooooooridaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Ya ready to see us kick some ass tonite, folks?

Fans erupt.

Now dass what I wanna see, dammit! 'Cause tonite, dang, this is a very special night, we're gon' get back them titles 'round our waists, 'because, hell yeah, dass where they belong, boy! Ya see, we've been back for not so long, but not such a short time at all 'n lemme tell ya we've been so damn pissed at the management for lettin' those two idiots steal what's been ours, 'n we've never got our rematch. So here we are, folks, standin' in this very ring announcing you that we're gon' get 'em back, 'cause we've got a match 'gainst them! 'N guess where. At the very place where we feel home, the bar, oh boy, I can't wait to smash the bodies of Guerrero 'n Killings into the environment we gon' have there! Then we gon' win the straps. That's gon' mean more money. Which means more beer. Which means more asskickin that earns us them paychecks which results in us buyin' beer again! 'N I think that I've been too selfish on the microphone and I'm damn sure Bobby's got to tell ya' sumthin' so there you go the mic time, Big Bob.

Bobby Roode raises his microphone.

Bobby Roode:

Thanks, James, ya' be damn sure I've got to say a lotta things 'ere. First of all, as James pointed out, we've been robbed. Those two donkeys stole our titles which is unacceptable if ya' ask me! So afterwards, my man Jimmy Cornette gave us the desired rematch which means that we're gonna reclaim our title back, and thinking of the match type, I bet my genitals that that one's gonna be a classic, plus a massacre, boy. Now somethin' bout our enemies, and I've got to say a pretty lot of things 'bout them, lemme point out a few then. Eddie 'n Ron, you call yourselves Remedy. You think you cured the tag division by stealin' them titles? Nah-uh, boy, you haven't, you - and don't beep this one off - fucked it up pretty much!

Fans pop.

Yeah, you heard me well! You fucked it up! It's ironical, because we gon' be the remedy now, because we, allllllllllllllll of us see you as the cancer of the federation, and me, James and our friend Budweiser, we're gonna cure this whole crap, 'n conquer this fed step by step and I dunno if it's the amount of beer I drank tonight, but I don't have a single clue 'bout what I'm sayin', come out, call us drunks, call us rednecks, you can bring out even CM Punk and make him tell us how beer's bad, you can walk backwards, read the arabic alphabet, I don't care what you can do, because you ain't gonna change the sole fact we're gon' kick your ass once and for all, boy, and one more thing, donkeys, this allllll atmosphere really makes us feel..

They say this one simultaneously.

SORRY 'BOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK!

Fans cheer as..​

 

[awesome miz]

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Theme of Alberto Del Rio hits the PA system of the arena and instantly horns are heard from backstage and few seconds after, out rides out beautiful white Rolls Royce and Alberto Del Rio then stops and gets out of the car and pose for the fans...

Justin Roberts: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome, AlbRRRRrrertOOOoooo DEEEEeeeeLll RRRRRRrrrriIIIIIIooooOOOoooo....

Alberto slowly goes on the stage and then he slowly begins to walks down to the ring, but he stops at the ramp and pose for the fans and behind him begins pyro to fall down...

After the pyro stops, Alberto walk down before ring, but before he gets in he stops and tells to staff guy to give him a microphone and he does so and Alberto rises microphone before the ring and he begins to talk...

Alberto Del Rio: My name... My name is Alberto Del Rio... But you, you already know that. But there's one thing you don't know and that you don't see. And that's that ring! Just look.. Isn't there something missing? Ah yeah, there's no supposed to be three other guys with me and where are they? I'm not surprised that my tag team partner is not here, he never shows up to be honest, but where the hell are the other guys? That big scary Undertaker that was moments ago up there on that screen, yeah he showed up, but why he's not here to meet me eye to eye and why he just doesn't go out here and tell me it to my face? Or, the better question is, where's the champ? Well, I will now borrow the famous phrase of John Cena, The champ is here! Or not? Ah yeah, I am here, so he's here, but that's the uncrowned champion. But where's the crowned champion huh? That's the same question like how it was with formation of Earth, or was there any Big Bang or not? Ah you don't understand what I just said? Don't worry, I know we are now in Miami, so I can't be so intelligent right now... Nah, I'm just kidding, but why they are not here? Are they afraid of me? Maybe, I don't know, but I know, that after I will break each and every single bone in their bodies, they will be! But for now, I will just let them in backstage and I will enjoy my moment! Wow, when we are talking about my moment, this reminds me something! When it was? Ah, now I know, what was that last Sunday huh? What happened with my match? Where was my opponent? Just as our champion, he was nowhere to find! So I once again won my match and you know what does it means? It means, that I am now undefeated, since I am fully back in action! And why I am undefeated? It's simple and that's the thing that you peasants already know for sure! It's because it is my destiny to be undefeated! But by the looks of the situation, it's not someone's destiny to meet me eye to eye, am I right Vince? Nah, that's not important right now, we need to focus on the match, that is before me tonight. So let me get into the ring now...

Alberto steps up on the apron and then he gets into the ring and with his typical smile on his face he looks on the audience and then he again continues...

Alberto Del Rio: So yeah, let's take a look at guys that are so unlucky, that they have to face me! Let's start with our, well with newest member of my roster, with no one else, than legendary Undertaker. Taker, you, just as your brother, you have something that you don't deserve to hold. But unlike your brother, you are nowhere in history books. There's nowhere written, that you are Intercontinental champion. Riley is... He doesn't deserve that title, but he's champion and you are not. And you think you can scare me? Guy that steals titles? You are just like every gangster in the poor United States of America. You steal titles, you are for sure carrying some weapons, you are taking hostages and you are just as big criminal as everybody that is now in jail. Well, just take a look at your taboos! What are these symbols huh? Aren't they symbols of gang? Why you never ever talk about them? You are really as mysterious as you look, but I am only one who sees into your soul... I see what you truly are! I know, why are you trying to be mystical and to hide your true identity. But don't worry Taker, I will keep it for myself.... I don't want to destroy your career Taker, I would really don't want to go on your funeral, that would be so... Well, you know how it would look like. It would be just like every party that is here in Miami! It would stands for nothing...

Alberto Del Rio: And about your little imaginary brother, congratulation Kane, you already made an funeral! How? You buried that Title that you are carrying. You don't deserve it and you know what's the most pathetic thing about it? I never got a chance to take it! But that will change sooner or later. And tonight, Our management can take it as a little... Proof, why I deserve a true match with true opponent for true title. And Kane, you better pray to your little dark side, that you will not gonna be my victim. Because if you gonna be, you can say goodbye to your title and to your career as well. I'm not joking now, no jokes from Del Rio, I am hungry for real shot. And when Alberto is hungry, trust me or not, he's getting the meal. You can take this how you want. And for my tag team partner, that will probably doesn't even show up tonight, I have just one little message. You don't have to come Mizanin, I can take care about them by myself. And trust me, you would be just a break for me... Now, if Kane wants to come out now, he can. I give you chance like never before, champ. You will be so lucky to meet your hero Face to face. So, come out...

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