CWF 2011: Trashtalking - Retribution #1 (Merging Issue)

[Lewb]

Batista looks at Edge for a few seconds, but then looks away and laughs under his breath, before facing him again, and lifting the microphone up to voices reach, to speak to him.

The Animal, Batista: Adam.... you don't change do you? Always jumping to conclusions, not thinking before you open that mouth of yours.Not listening to what I'm actually saying. It's not all about me? No no no, that's exactly what it's all about Edge. That's exactly the attitude I have because it's the truth. But what I actually said, was that unlike you, I don't come out here, and think that it's about these idiots that come and watch every time we roll up in their town. So next time, before you come out here being the big hero, how about you actually pay attention to what I'm saying. Obviously the spotlight isn't enough to make you listen, I'm going to have to go further, I'll have to ransack the technical area and take over the TV time to make sure you listen to me, and understand what I'm saying before you make your own accusations.

So now we got your little mishap out of the way Edge, there is something I absolutely need to tell you.... I couldn't give two shits, about what beef you have with John Cena, or why you need to get your hands on him so bad. I don't care if he made a pass at you at night-club mistaking you for a lady, or he made up a rap about how he would beat you from Canada to Kentucky, hell, I don't know. But, this is now Batista's time in the CWF, you understand? No Edge time, the days where you got some of what you wanted are over, until I have surpassed you, just like I did in the WWE time and time again.

You know the sad thing Edge.... you weren't going to have a hard bargain from this match at Retribution. I was going to pass you quietly and let you carry on. But I can see how bitter you are, even when it comes to women. You want to bring up our sexual past, that's fine to me, your quick to talk about my sex life, what is that, jealousy Adam? Okay, yeah, Melina was a mistake but at least she don't walk out that curtain every night "EXCUUUUSE ME?! Excuse me?" What does she want to be excused for, does she need the bathroom or does she realize the pain she puts everyone through when she comes out here because of how damn ugly she is. And that Edge, is what you have given to the whole of this crowd that you claim to love.

So Edge for those reasons, this Sunday isn't going to be a transitional period for me to propel myself to the top of the business, no. What Sunday will be is a warning to absolutely everybody in the whole of the company that Dave Batista is here in the CWF, and this, finished man, is going to take a returning Edge, and put him back into retirement and move on from him, to getting the CWF Championship. Enjoy your ice cream on your couch Adam, your going to have a lot of time to do it.

Batista lowers the mic but Edge interrupts straight away.
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[Big Red Jericho Punk]

Edge is sick of Batista's voice and immediately starts speaking

"The Rated R Superstar" Edge

You know something Dave, you really have lost it. Now I have seen some guys losing their minds but they were literally losing it. You are just plain stupid and everyone knows it. I remember when I used to hate these people because I wanted to be the rebel and the guy that runs the place by his rules. I used to have an ego, but then I tore my Achilles. After that, I got the inspiration that I want to go out with a bang for the fans before I retire for good. So Dave you can think your some big mean dude thinking your going to make money but then again how are you? You said you don't want to sell merchandise, no autograph signings, basically nothing to do with the people. Don't you realize that's the way you can make money because we know for damn sure you can't wrestle and your not going to have any gold in this company. I have listened to you sadly, I think I rather go listen to that Friday song or whatever crap that is. The sad thing is you used to care and now a couple of championships later, you think your some icon. Just the sight of you makes me sick that I am going to do more than just spear you on Sunday. I am going to do enough damage that your bones will be torn apart into pieces. Those pieces your going to need tweezers to pick up!!

The crowd starts a "Edge" chant in approval of what he's saying while Batista is yelling for them to shut up.

Edge: Don't pop anything Dave, because we all know your a man of excuses. I don't want to hear after Sunday when I beat you, oh my hamstring wasn't feeling right. Oh, my left shoulder feels strained I was hurt before hand. No excuses you big chump, it's nut up or time to shut the fuck up ya got it. What your getting at and what your saying continues to be fictional that I am convinced that you must have went to the fiction section in the library instead of the non fiction wrestling section. In case you forgot, I was the one that would main event Wrestlemanias. You had some of your shine but other times you would be on the couch hurt because you picked up an injury for the 500th time when it was time for Mania. I ran things around there always on Friday Nights and it's funny but your always trying to portray me. Your trying to be the big bad guy I was not too long ago, yet your seemingly failng. You walk around like you got a stick up your ass, you show no passion, hell you dress up like an eighteen year old guido that you see outside a crappy teen club at one in the morning. You don't know how to act like a bad ass nor will you ever. Because as everyone knows, I can't be topped.

Batista chuckles and says really, while Edge responds yeah really. He continues on with no hesitation.

Edge: Ah Dave, of course you bring up Vickie. Yet I only used her for power. You see that's another reason why I will always be a badder guy than you. I am the master manipulator, I do what I want when I want. I would use general managers for sheer power and to keep the sacred title. You on the other hand just wine and bitch like there's no tomorrow. In case you forgot, I never went all the way with that she beast thank god. You see I will get personal, I have been married twice it hasn't ended up well. I actually currently have a girlfriend unlike you ya big doof. You see I don't need big jaw dropping muscles to pick up women. I actually know how to speak without sounding like a jackass. I'm not jealous of anything what you accomplished cause what you have done can't compare anything I have done. In every major wrestling statistic I own you in, you couldn't hold a candle to my career you arrogant son of a bitch!!

Edge is a bit enraged while Batista is fuming as well.

Edge: Another thing that gets me going when I see or hear your name is how you came up. You see how I came up was I busted my ass. I went through tables, fell off ladders, and have been smashed by chairs. I would tear the house down in tag team wrestling night in and night out. It took me a while but I finally made it to the top. Now how about you, what you have to say for yourself..don't say a word NOTHING!! You came up being some reverend not really known. Then you were brought up in the all exclusive Evolution group. You were considered the big guy who cleans up the garbage. You came up with my good buddy Randy Orton, I think everyone knows who has become the bigger icon. You were pampered Dave like a little old baby. You had Triple H protecting you and Ric Flair whispering secrets in your ear like a little high school click. You were a kiss ass Dave, while I would walk through crowds looking for something to spark. That's the main difference, you try to come out as some big monster but in reality your laid back and you wait around. While I am the Ultimate Opportunist, I rise the occasion and make the impact. That's what going to happen on Sunday, your going to continue to stall and wait around not knowing what kind of environment your in. Before you know it, I will be right there putting you back where you belong. I won't be the one buying Carvel at ten o clock at night trying to numb the pain. I will be the reason why everyone in the arena is chanting my name. So enjoy this time, boring us to death with your lies and complete bullshit. Because after this, your going to be long gone.I don't give a shit for Cena anymore either, it's you I want. You want to intimidate me, actually do something instead of bitching "where is my spotlight". I'm going to take you to school Dave, this is my territory and I won't let you invade it thinking you own it. Once I hit the array of a spear, Edgecution, and something dedicated to Bret Hart called the Edgecator. You won't be asking for a spotlight, your going to be asking for a DOCTOR!!

The crowd pops loudly as Batista is shaking his head with Edge nodding his head in approval. Batista gets ready to talk again as Edge starts to pretend to close his eyes to try to get away from Batista's voice.​

 

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[Lewb]

Batista paces back and forth in the ring for a short while, looking like he could explode, but as he turns to face Edge, he starts to chuckle to himself before carrying on with what he was about to say.

The Animal, Batista: Edge, I gotta be honest with you. If every word coming out of your mouth weren't pretentious, crowd-pandering, and just plain bullshit, I would have a very strong mind to not wait until Retribution and take you out right now. For some who won his first world title by cashing in a money in the bank briefcase, then won many more just because you were humping the shows boss, I don't think you can say a damn thing about how I got to where I am today. Yeah, most of the time it's not straight up wrestling. But this ain't the amateur leagues Edge, I can brawl my way to the top as it says in the rule books, I did it before, at your expense. And deja vu is calling because Sunday, at your expense, it is going to happen again. And as I rocket straight to the top and into the title picture, and you struggle to get yourself into the already saturated Intercontinental title picture, everyone here will then see you, as the one that cannot wrestle, cannot fight, cannot compete or perform to the ability that is worth the cheers of these fans.

The crowd boo the roof off as Batista smirks, happy with his comments so far.

The Animal, Batista: You know the bit that really tickles me Edge? Everything you say, you... you keep a straight face like as if you believe it. I've heard of the phrase if you say something so much for so long you believe it yourself but... that has really happened here hasn't it? Well let me say this, and you hear it in your head over and over until you believe this because this is the truth. You are where you are because of other people. Not because of yourself. Gangrel... Christian... Rhyno... Randy Orton... Lita... Vickie Guerrero. All of those people got you the titles that you have had in the past. You have always been the second hand man in terms of effort, but yet you take all the glory once your friend at that time had done the hard work. If you take away all those times that you have used people in the past, I think you'll find that your career, your illustrious gold-filled career will seem very off-colour, and rather inadequate. You can talk about all these finishing moves that you have ready for me, and to be honest, I don't care. I don't care what they are because they are all very basic moves. Hell if I hit you with a spear it wouldn't knock you out, it would literally tear you in half. And I don't care who you dedicate moves to, Bret Hart was good but he's anyone worth talking about now, he's just an old old man that needs to learn his name will never be anything in wrestling, compared to his brothers... and all know why. Edge, what I'm saying is, you could have fifty finishers ready for me, but if you can't grind me down and hurt me, then all your finishers are useless. Whereas I... am simply too strong. You can run at me for your spear, I will drop you with the Spinebuster instead, and then you are just one bomb away from finding out what I have been saying all along, that your just not good enough!

And Edge.... just a bit of advice my friend.... don't come out here bragging that you have a girlfriend. That shit is just too funny, "Look at me, somebody loves me." Hell, even some of these trolls gypsies here actually manage to grab themselves a girlfriend. So who is she, someone else that is going to help you win championships? Another woman that can make more of an impact in wrestling than you will ever be able to do? Tell you what, I don't care, because as much as you say that this is the reason that your a badder man than I am, I see it as you need help, and I don't, so you can figure that bit out. But, come Monday she is going to have a brand new job... of looking after you full time in a medical facility.

The grin on Dave's face is ear to ear now, as he ears the crowd chant for Edge, and he looks out at all the Edge t-shirts, and Edge signs in the crowd.

The Animal, Batista: You know how I'm going to make money in this company? You really don't know yet? Okay, put yourself back in WWE for a second. I was the same person back then, only in it for myself, only in it to line my pockets, and hurt people. Now I thought after all this time that you of all people would understand the politics of the pay rates. You don't get extra money directly from t-shirt sales, we're not commission based workers. You get a set amount of money that's not even worth my time just signing autographs, so most of these ungrateful bastards can cash in on ebay with them So this is how I'm going to make money.... me and my.. according to you, very limited wrestling skills are going to start with the fourth member of Hanson here, and then carrying on with every other member of the whole CWF roster, destroying every single one, becoming a one man wrecking ball.... and you know they attract more viewers. And when management see everyone is watching CWF for me, they will have no choice than to up my wages. And then when I win the championship, I will be the richest man here. Which is fitting that the richest man is the biggest... the baddest.... and the best!

Batista drops the mic down to his side and stares at Edge, as if to dare him to say another word.
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[Derrick]

An unknown riff hits the PA System of the arena.

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It's a song called "Cult of Personality" and it was already used several times in wrestling, but the majority of the fans does not have a clue on who or what is this song going to represent.

But everyone gets on their feet as one of the most popular names in wrestling nowadays, CM Punk arrives from backstage to the entrance ramp area and shows up just under the titantron to electrify the crowd that pop like crazy for him as he is one loved "bad guy".

He walks his way to the ring, with a microphone in his hand and everyone is so hyped for the Scramble match and all the hyping will gain more intense and all when the Straight Edge Superstar says something.. controversial.. again.

He climbs the apron and gets through the ropes into the ring to address his foes.

CM Punk:

..THE CHICAGO MADE PUNK AND I'M THE BEST WRESTLER IN THIS WORLD! Now wait, before I actually say anything bad or good, I'd just love to thank Miz for introducing me, so.. thank you Miz. Other than that Miz, I'd like to introduce you, as a sign of respect I have for you. This guy, ladies and gentlemen, his name is Michael Mizanin, better known in the wrestling world as the self proclaimed "Chick Magnet", or, "The Mizard of Oz" or the "Reality Checker", The Miz! But he is nothing more than a spineless coward, man I really love to say those two words, yes, he is a spineless coward and he is AWFUL, which is the exact opposite to awesome, as he loves to say. This guy, ladies and gentlemen is nothing more than a piece of wrestling crap, as he is one of the worst untalented wrestling rookies I have ever seen and I'm proud to tell you that I wrestled better in my first match ever in my career, than you have ever wrestled in your life.

The Miz wants to say "really", but, when he says "re-", he is cut by Punk.

Yes, really, Michael, it is really like that, don't run away from the truth, because skills are besides the minds the only thing that matter in this business! This little text that is written on the back on my shirt actually makes really a lot of sense as it says that I am the best wrestler in the world, which I am, and I am only waiting for PWI to announce at the end of the year, that Phillip Brooks, alias CM Punk is the best one out there! Michael, you have been holding that strap you are holding for far too long, considering your skills and your appearance overall. That title you are holding has meant so much in every promotion where it was used and you know, Michael, you're too much of a "dead fish" to hold it, if you get my point. Really, hiding behind a French sexbomb seems manly to you, or what? Really, Michael, really?

Punk now laughs a bit as the audience actually cheers.

And speaking of dead things, let me move to my ghost friend over here. Hi Sheamus! We haven't met since last Monday, when you attacked me, you sick.. drunk.. zombie ginger ghost Irishman! No, really, Sheamus, you have shown your true colors last week, didn't you? Oh, by the way, sorry for insulting you, because I've just realized that your body cannot produce any other colors than snow-white and orange.. nonetheless, let's continue, and you have showed your true colors.. goddammit Phillip, stop using that silly name used to name a situation when a man shows his true self like Sheamus showed! You showed and exposed your weaknesses on WAR when you showed us that you cannot take me, nor anyone from Pride & Honor without doing that from behind! I mean, seriously, Sheamus, your actions prove your.. weaknesses at all their best light you know. Since I made my debut in this company, you faced me in several matches. And guess who won - ALWAYS. Yes, you all are right, yes, it was me, myself and I, showcasing my perfect world class style of technical wrestling, thus beating you to a motionless state. Was it good? Did you like it? How stupid of me that I even ask you! Of course you didn't! But.. your opinion doesn't matter in this business, because I am the only thing and only one who matters in this business, unlike you, you mindless full-of-steroids robots, like, let's say you, Brock Lesnar.

Fans boo for the mentioning of his name.

Brock Lesnar is one of the steroid-full brainless idiots I was talking about, but now, from my personal view of situation, it hurts my heart and it disappoints me. Not the fact about Brock Lesnar, but what disappoints me the most is that MY mentor, MY teacher, the one who made ME - Paul Heyman. Now, Paul, don't you think this all is for nothing? I mean, you went from helping making the greatest legend in the history of this business to mentoring and coaching this.. brainless piece of wrestling crap that has nothing to say? Really Paul? So you think that is what's good? Sorry to disappoint you, but you went from a legend status to pure ZERO. That man, Brock Lesnar is so.. so stupid and slow that Hornswoggle would beat him up and Great Khali is a better wrestler than him, I mean come on! Talking to you is a waste of time. Now what did I wanna say next.. oh yeah, I remember now.

JAPTK PTPHTHWAGGER!!

Fans boo for the mentioning of the wannabe wrestler with speech impediment.

Seriously Jack, first of all, I have strongly considered to bring an umbrella. I'm only thanking all the gods for not coming here earlier, because my hair would go from slick to soaked-wet. But, then, on the other note, I've realized that opening an umbrella in a closed room or building brings bad luck, so I said no to my idea. And on the third hand, which I don't have, but Kevin Thorn could have, or he could believe he could have it, because he believes he's some scary supernatural freak, where was I, oh yeah, on the third hand, you're a wrestling failure. A failure of nature, to be more precise. This all 'All American American' thing and the 'Future of Wrestling' thing makes me wanna throw up all the Pepsi I drank. Because, you see, unlike you think, you don't have the looks, nor the skills, nor the abilities to call yourself like that, because to be honest, you look like Chris Jericho after his house blew up and you are more the shame of America and you could make a tag team with Sheamus, because you both are shameful things, I admit that you don't look like a lobster, but on the other side, you both are ugly as hell and plus you both talk weird, and you are weirder here than Sheamus, because when I talk to him, I at least don't have to wear glasses or have an umbrella to protect myself from becoming blind! It's so cute how you attempt to look tough by being a Kurt Angle wannabe by trying to scare us with the mighty Ankle Lock, because I highly doubt you will be able to pull a move out if I put you to sleep, which I guarantee you I will do.

And speaking of wannabe scary things, this brings me to Kevin Thorn. Now Kevin, you ran your mouth far too over-self confidently for being a guy that won one.. or zero matches in CWF? I really don't know, and to be honest I don't even care, because you see, I never had the chance to meet you in person here in CWF, but I'm ensuring you that I will beat you, the guy that was probably too busy watching Twilight the last time he had to come down here and face me like a man! Seriously, kid, this federation is NOT a place for cheap untalented emo rookies like you are, because this is a federation where the big tough guys meet, and it really isn't a place where emo vampires on drugs, that probably have a vagina meet, and that, sir is a fact, and for using drugs, and I know you use them, you deserve hate Kevin.

I am a wrestling wizard, a god, you know. I am a man of my words, unlike Chris Jericho, the man who came down here, and unfortunately, already left and plus withdrew himself from the match. Before I saw your actions, Christopher, I seriously thought that Sheamus here is probably the biggest coward I've ever seen. Well, you have proven me wrong. You are seriously the biggest coward I have ever seen. First you come on almost every WAR, brag about how you must regain the title that is 'yours', all self confident, all pumped, hell The Ayatollah of Rock'n'Rollah is about to kick some ass and all he has kicked was his own ass, not literally, but metaphorically, because Christopher, you have lost all of respect I had, these people in the crowd had and all of these men, oh sorry, seven men plus the hermaphrodite Kevin Thorn, in this ring had for you, just by telling the words u told us all. But to be honest, I still think you have a chance to be the real man. You know, if you decide once to become a man again, you can always find me in my locker room, and I'm quite sure everyone knows where is it. And, plus I think I figured out there's now only 6 men in the match, because besides the hermaphrodite vampire Kevin Thorn, you Christopher from this day until you become a man again, you sir are getting a metaphorical vagina and I'm officially making you Christina Jericho. Now, despite the fact that I'm the Voice of the Voiceless, I'll let the voiceless use their mighty voice and approve my decision to change your gender, by showing you respect and chant along with me 'CHRISTIIIIINA, CHRISTIIIINA, CHRISTIIIINA'.

The crowd chants along with Punk and Punk is visibly having a great time.

That's what I'm talking about! Now I'm sorry that I'll have to poop the little name-changing party we have going on, but there is one man left I want to address. John Morrison. Jonathan, we know each other very well, and you know that the last, and also the only time we met, I walked out as the winner. Which is quite understandable, because I'm on a winning streak, and I'm a winning machine, and also, you know, I am the best this company can offer, and I am damn proud of that! Plus, besides that, NO ONE has beaten me, and really I am unbeatable and indestructible! Also, you are officially the third guy that talks weird here. Your English grammar? Come on, man. Since I've seen you for the first time, Jonathan, I knew that you are a druggie. A drug addict, which I'm not and that is one of the thousand things that make me officially better than you. You are a man, full of addictions, destroyed by addictive alcoholic drinks and pills that get you into a state when you don't know about yourself and it weakens you, Jonathan, and I know you, and guys like Zack Ryder, or Chris Jericho, you all are addicted and that makes you fat, addicted, ill hogs! You make me sick, really!

Fans make a huge You Suck chant, you can't tell who sucks actually, because you cannot know their opinion, you just hear them saying that someone sucks and that's all pretty much and Punk takes a seat now.

I think I've said enough about you all, it's now time to talk about me and I'll now make a statement by officially promising on live television that I will become the first dual champion ever in UCW! As you all know, to be honest, this match is really between me and Sheamus and Swagger, maybe, just maybe, Lesnar. And this is the fact. The fact, connected to the fact before, is that I will win it. because I am the best competitor of these that are here! And not only of them, but of all in every single promotion! I'm, when you look at it like that, a very, very generous man. I have given the chance to my best friends Colt Cabana, Daniel Bryan, Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas to finally be stars on the wrestling sky and shine their best shine they can shine. Other than that, they're five-star world-class competitors and they are besides me the best ones in this business. That is why we wrestle with pride and honor, we wrestle to feed the passion for wrestling in our hearts, you know. On the other note, I just remembered, that I am... well, overall 16:0 against the world, that is quite incredible, like I am, and you should bet yout all money on me, because as I told you before, I'm planning to become the first dual champion, and stay dual champion for one day. It's gonna be simple, like this. Now I will win the Intercontinental Championship, and in a while, I will win the CWF Championship as well! And as I told you before, I am not a greedy man, in fact, I am a generous man! Then I will grant a man of my choice a shot at my championship, or I will just vacate it maybe? Maybe I will give the strap to a man of my choice, who knows what Punk will do. It is because I am a very rare person. There is such a small amount of people like I am, of born champions with a big passion. We also have a great, smart, evolved mind, you know. And that is the reason, why we are born champions. I know only 6 of them and I can tell you that you know'em too. And come Sunday? You'll all know us forever. Like never forget us, that's what I meant. Just that. And just now, after the words I said.. well I'm sure you are wondering "how come is Punk so sure that he will be a CWF Champion". And I will give you the answer straight away. I am the man, who is a born champion. A CWF Champion should be a man, that should be the best man overall in this company and represent it properly and I've got all they want from a guy like that. Despite that, I've beaten last week the guy who will maybe become CWF Champion on Sunday! And I know it was with a little help from...

Fans chant ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY, but Punk shows them the shhh gesture.

Stop chanting that asskisser's name, at least when I'm here and listening! That win was won purely by me and he came out there to do what he felt like doing and what he wanted to do! Dwayne is nothing more than a lifelong Vince McMahon asskisser with no skills and charisma, he is what we call "wrestling puke" and I don't wanna be anyhow connected with his name! That's right, a man that has and has always had ZERO talent anyhow you look at that. Besides that, I'm the only superstar to be truly undefeated in this company and that is why I will remain undefeated, forever while I am here! That is truly the key to success and this proves again how generous I am when I told you MY key to success, remain the best and you will be the best forever while you have an active career, believe me.

Punk wants to continue, but he is interrupted.

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OOC: Sorry for late posting, I'll be able for sure to post more till PPV, and remember, just in case nobody posts.. and I win.. well Quality > Quantity ​

 

[Slim]

Heyman and Lesnar are almost seething. Mainly Heyman as Lesnar is keeping his cool.



Heyman: None of you know what it is that you are asking for. None of you can even comprehend what it is that you keep asking and requesting. But you know what… you know what Phillip… you and the other jackoffs keep asking for Lesnar to talk. Why does he have me talk. Blah blah shut the hell up about it. You want to know what is really on his mind? Fine. While you were talking all this nonsense about whatever it was you were talking about… we had our own little conversation and we came to an agreement that he’ll speak and let everything that is on his mind be spoken. So with that… I exit and Brock… the floor is now all yours. I don’t want to be around for what is about to happen here.

Heyman hands Lesnar the mic and exits the ring leaving Brock all alone.



Lesnar: The first thing I want to do is address the quantity time spent with Phillip as he spoke his mind. The quality time spent listening was minimal at best. Almost non existent but the quantity time was massive and extensive. So hopefully you’ll learn to keep your little speeches shorter next time. Especially if you want to start spending quality time with everyone but since you do not have a grasp on what that truly is… there is no need for someone of my stature and intellect to elaborate further on such a matter to such a trivial mind but I can address other things you said. Such as how I’m nothing more than a guy pumped on steroids, stupid, and slow? Its sad that you judge … well not really knowing what it is you are judging. I guess what it is that you are looking at from your one sided perception is that since someone doesn’t feel like talking and has someone else speaking that he has to be a simple minded buffoon that couldn’t recite the first five letters of the alphabet. Which is sad and even worse looking that Paul actually had you for a time. Because if Paul was really someone that raised you high then you should know that you should never judge so quickly without any real grounds or basis to do anything with. But alas you have proven just how childish you really are. You come in here and run everyone down as if they are beneath you because you are undefeated? How many matches have you had? One? Two? Three? Such an impressive undefeated streak there. That would be equivalent to Michael Cole over in WWE going on and on about being undefeated at WrestleMania because he had one match and won it. Or Shane McMahon, Goldberg, the list goes on. The point is you see how moot of a point it is? How about you garner and win a real match before you start boasting about it.

I know people like you. I saw them when I was wrestling in college and people like you have this big head before you do anything of major importance. You ride coat tails and because of that you believe in your own hype. You have your friends run to you and tell you how great you are because you really shined in that one match. But a career isn’t based off of one match. A career is based off of all of your matches and that is what you fail to realize and understand. That is what you are failing to comprehend here. Instead you already believe you are the greatest. You already believe that you are some cult leader when you have done shit to even warrant a footnote here in CWF.

The fans can’t help but start cheering after that statement.



Lesnar: I know I’m not a fan favorite. I know that but I am a man that will speak truth. I am a man that will speak blunt truth and you Phil are not in my league. You are not ready for someone like me. You think you are the best… well right now YOU are looking at the best in the world. You are looking at the man that is going to do what so many other people want to do and that shut your ass up. I would take this mic and ram it down your throat and watch you gasping for breath until you couldn’t speak anymore but that isn’t allowed. So I have to do things the legal way and the legal way is just whoop your arrogant ass inside of the ring at Retribution therefore finally proving you and showing you that you are not ready for the big times. Showing you that you are not ready for what is really out there. You think that Rock? You think that those others fighting for the world title are your real threats? I’ma tell you right now just because I am that confident and I am capable of backing each and every single word up… you are looking at your biggest threat right here. I am the one that can not only match you move for move… but I can easily surpass you. I can easily excel in anything that you attempt. You wanna do submissions? Fine I’ll make you tap. You want to wrestle? I’m a two time division ONE national wrestling champion. The only ones that can boast of a better wrestling pedigree are the Olympians but do you see any of those in here? I think not. Did you do any wrestling in college? Did you become a national champion against the best in the country? Not once but twice proven to be the best? I haven’t seen your name in the record books Phil. So since you brought up The Rock as well as I, I’m going to steal a line from him. Know your role and shut your mouth Phil. You are in over your head and you don’t even realize it because your arrogance blinds you to that truth. To that fact.

And at one time I was just like that. But thanks to Paul my head was leveled. I was able to see clearly and focus like I need to be in order to be the best in the business. I was made to focus my rage, my anger, and all of my skills. I was taught how to channel my adrenaline rushes to a point that it would benefit me best. I was taught how to use each and everything inside of me to the best of my ability. Paul is the man that helps guide everything and make everything right. And in time… soon Phil… you will understand just like every single person inside of this ring will understand… that all of you are truly beneath me when I decide to give it everything I have within me. Paul was speaking for me as a way to make sure I wouldn’t go overboard… but you pushed things Phil. You came out here, you ran your mouth, and it is about time you be put in your place. Your complete and utter lack of respect for anybody and everybody is distasteful and if nobody else is going to step up to you then I will. Because honestly… I don’t give a fuck who you are. I will step up to you and I will fight you and I will hurt you. You are that person Punk. You are the one that is on the list. You are the number one guy on the list. My goal is not only to make sure that you do not walk out with the belt but to ensure that I am the one that walks out with the belt. I am here to right your wrongs. I am here to make sure that there is no dispute, there is no question, there is no doubt in the minds of anybody in this ring and in the back that there is but one man here that can and will not only captivate the minds but also the hearts. Show everyone what true talent is truly all about. You have some talent Phil but not enough to surpass someone like me. I’ve been around the block a lot of times. I know how things work, I know what makes you tick, and I know how to beat the living shit out of people like you and this match… this is going to be my opportunity and this is where the shit meets the road. This is where everything comes to fruition and this is where you come to the realization that you are not good enough. That you are not the best in the world. That you are… at best… second place. And as Nelly said in his song Number One… two is not a winner.

Brock lowers his mic as if he is done and paces a little bit but raises his mic back up.



Lesnar: Now that he is out of the way… there are others of you I want to personally address. Firstly… start with the champ himself. Miz. A guy that claimed a king of the ring winner, a royal rumble winner, a former world champion… a failure in the WWE? I like borrowing lines so let me borrow… no I’ll just take it from you like I plan on taking your belt. Really? Really? I failed in the WWE really? What Royal Rumble did you win? Oh yeah that’s right none. You won tag titles, you were a United States champion. I won King of the Ring and Royal Rumble… I won the Rumble on my first attempt. So those two accomplishments trump yours. We’ve both been world champions but your reign has been downgraded to nothing more than a transitional reign only holding the belt and keeping it warm for John Cena while my reign was something of legends. So to compare my time in WWE to yours… even tough my time was shorter it exceeds where yours will never be as good as mine. So I’m not sure what more to say about you now. I mean your main point against me is that and saying I’m on steroids. Matter of fact that is all everyone can say is that I’m on steroids and because of that… I have to be some sort of bumbling buffoon that cannot put two words in a coherent order to form a simple thought. Well I’m here to prove you wrong because I have two words. You suck. And that is just me playing nice.

Jack Swagger, the All American American. You have to say it twice? And people think I’m dumb. I highly doubt anybody would confuse you for anything other than an American. You are more less just a redundant person that has to repeat everything… everything said. Kind of like a certain guy that has the need to repeat his name twice. Twice. But understand Swagger… I won’t be repeating my performance at Retribution twice. It will only take one time for you to realize that you will never want anything to do with me. It will only take one fight with me for you to come to terms and beg to never have to see me across the ring from you again. Again.

Oh and Sheamus… Paul has said everything so I’m just going to keep it simple for you okay there fella? Hire an agent to talk for you. As far as everyone else in this match goes… none of you really matter. The ones that are in this match… not even you matter. This match is for me to display what I am truly capable of. This match is designed for someone of my caliber and skill to show each and everyone of you what true talent and skill is all about. This match is tailor made for someone like me to show what each and every one of you what true dominance is all about and none of you will be able to match what I will be putting forward inside of the ring. My debut match here was nothing more than just a precursor. My second match… my opponent didn’t even want to come to the arena because he knew how bad it would be. This match? Hell… Paul put it better before. You would be safer locked in the famous room of Jeffery Dahmer than being stuck in the ring with me. And if you don’t know who he is… look him up. I could be considered the Ted Bundy of the CWF. I will feel no remorse for what is going to happen in each and every one of you. I will feel no guilt whatsoever for the pain that will befall each and everyone of you. I look at you in the eyes and see that each of you are begging for it. Each of you are asking for it. Each and every single one of you are in this match looking and asking to be hurt. And since I know none of you are sadistic enough, none of you are demented enough, I’m going to be the one that has to bear the weight of unleashing the pain. I’m going to be the one that has to make sure each and every single one of you regret ever stepping foot in the ring against the likes of someone like me.

I am dangerous and I am no longer bound. I have been let free. But don’t worry… don’t worry. I’m not going to kill anybody. Although Phil… if you don’t happen to walk out of the ring… it isn’t anything personal. Well maybe it is but I just really don’t like you so I have to make sure that you understand above them all that you are outmatched in any and every way that is even remotely conceivable. And to think Punk… this is all happening because of you. All of this is your fault. So when I walk out the new champion… everyone can look at you for the blame because once I win the belt… there is nobody that is going to take the belt from me. Because I… am the best… in the world.

Lesnar lowers his mic as the crowd is stunned and not sure how to react now.​

OOC: Next time... don't talk about winning because of "quality over quantity" until it is firmly established what that is. Okay there Rock?

 

[Big Red Jericho Punk]

OOC: Let's keep it at 3-3. I am going to post either late tonight or early tomorrow. I am really busy, really fun doing this. First PPV for me in almost a year and your really delivering.