Cum-Filled Cauldron

[The GOAT]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cum+cauldron

The cum cauldron is a antique cauldron that resides in the town square of Port Sorell. It was placed in Port Sorell in the late 1800's. Men from all around the small country town contribute to the cauldron frequently by whacking off and leaving their semen in the cauldron, known as a cumtribution. Then once the cauldron is filled the people of Port Sorell hold a week long festival called Jizzmas. The women of Port Sorell stand in the cauldron and dip in and out of it with the goal of getting pregnant. It is believed that over 72% of the population of Port Sorell are products of the Cauldron.

Hmm... Anyone know of one of these existing in the town where they live?

 

[Aids Johnson]

You been surfing wiki pages lately?

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Finally we understand the origins of Lockard.

 

[The GOAT]

You been surfing wiki pages lately?

No, urban dictionary. Hence, you know, the link and stuff.

 

[Aids Johnson]

No, urban dictionary. Hence, you know, the link and stuff.

You make a thread titled "cum cauldron" and expect me to check out the source? Nah, I just saw your username and replied without reading. That HQ shit I'm always on.

 

[Snowman1]

Welcome back to WWEF circa 2013, how we missed you so.

 

[The GOAT]

You make a thread titled "cum cauldron" and expect me to check out the source? Nah, I just saw your username and replied without reading. That HQ shit I'm always on.

I figured the words "Urban Dictionary" being in the link that I provided would make it clear where the information came from even if you decided not to click on said link. Hurr.

 

[C.M. Shaddix]

You know there is one issue to that problem... the sperm can't stay alive that long outside the body. So ladies are just dipping yourself in semen.