Saw this on another forum a while back and I thought it'd be cool. and technically the guy who stole it, stole it from another website so is it stealing if you steal from a thief? I think so but that's not the point! And I don't know which section to post it in, so here goes...R.I.P me if I fuck this up.
It turns out you had an uncle your father never talked about who was a drunk. He was also an extremely wealthy Silicon Valley CEO.
Being a drunk, he's convinced that he slept with your mother about nine months before you were born and because he never had any kids of his own, hes convinced you are really his kid. how fun. You can decide the validity based on your own drinking habits. Hes left in the will his entire estate but with a condition.
I was at Wrestlemania in Seattle and that piece of crap Vince McMahon didn't shake my hand. Screw him! You can only have my money if you're going to put him out of business! or something funny like that.
We're going to say that his entire estate, including his banked money and stocks are worth approximately $14B. Because we're cool.
So here you are, $14,000,000,000 richer but you have to spend it on a wrestling promotion that puts Vince McMahon out of business. Or not. Your uncle is dead. But you're starting today.
Let's get some of the easy details down first:
Promotion Name:
Promotion Initials for either chanting or when you go public:
Promotion base:
Now that's out of the way, answer these questions:
Which currently un-signed independent talent do you sign for the promotion?
Which WWE/TNA/ROH/etc. talents would you try to steal away?
Who do you try to bring in to be your administration/staff?
Will you try to buy anyone else's promotions to beef up your talent roster and staff? Who would you keep and who would you drop?
How are you going to promote your product? Do you go after the usual television/pay per view deal or something else?
How will you set up your development league?
What would be your company's ideology? Would you run it just to what you like for wrestling to be or specifically run it to try to steal the wrestling market from the WWE?
Would your goal be to put Vince out of business (like your drunk uncle asked you to) or would you just try to make them the distant number two?
Which competitive tactics would you use to drive fans from the WWE to your promotion? Would you get dirty or try to play a clean fight?
Would you try to be socialist in cleaning up the wrestling industry by giving health care and benefits to your workers (which would ensure it difficult for the company to ever turn a profit) or would your goal to be turning a profit every year and being capitalist in your venture?
Lets say it worked and the WWE goes out of business. Do you sign Vince McMahon just to be a jackass?
Add anything else you feel would suit this. I don't know. I will probably fill this in myself when I'm not tired from writing stuff.
It turns out you had an uncle your father never talked about who was a drunk. He was also an extremely wealthy Silicon Valley CEO.
Being a drunk, he's convinced that he slept with your mother about nine months before you were born and because he never had any kids of his own, hes convinced you are really his kid. how fun. You can decide the validity based on your own drinking habits. Hes left in the will his entire estate but with a condition.
I was at Wrestlemania in Seattle and that piece of crap Vince McMahon didn't shake my hand. Screw him! You can only have my money if you're going to put him out of business! or something funny like that.
We're going to say that his entire estate, including his banked money and stocks are worth approximately $14B. Because we're cool.
So here you are, $14,000,000,000 richer but you have to spend it on a wrestling promotion that puts Vince McMahon out of business. Or not. Your uncle is dead. But you're starting today.
Let's get some of the easy details down first:
Promotion Name:
Promotion Initials for either chanting or when you go public:
Promotion base:
Now that's out of the way, answer these questions:
Which currently un-signed independent talent do you sign for the promotion?
Which WWE/TNA/ROH/etc. talents would you try to steal away?
Who do you try to bring in to be your administration/staff?
Will you try to buy anyone else's promotions to beef up your talent roster and staff? Who would you keep and who would you drop?
How are you going to promote your product? Do you go after the usual television/pay per view deal or something else?
How will you set up your development league?
What would be your company's ideology? Would you run it just to what you like for wrestling to be or specifically run it to try to steal the wrestling market from the WWE?
Would your goal be to put Vince out of business (like your drunk uncle asked you to) or would you just try to make them the distant number two?
Which competitive tactics would you use to drive fans from the WWE to your promotion? Would you get dirty or try to play a clean fight?
Would you try to be socialist in cleaning up the wrestling industry by giving health care and benefits to your workers (which would ensure it difficult for the company to ever turn a profit) or would your goal to be turning a profit every year and being capitalist in your venture?
Lets say it worked and the WWE goes out of business. Do you sign Vince McMahon just to be a jackass?
Add anything else you feel would suit this. I don't know. I will probably fill this in myself when I'm not tired from writing stuff.