Sandy Ravage, while you sit/lie/stand there, hopefully as uncomfortably as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.
I want you to digest this because before I leave in 1 week to go to Italy, with your BITW in the world award, I have got a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don’t hate you, Rammy. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the cresh.
I hate this idea that you're the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best poster in the world. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing CM Punk's ass.
You’re as good as kissing CM Punk's ass as most of the IWC was. They were pretty good ass kissers.
Woops I'm breaking the virtual fourth wall! (Waves to webcam.)
I'm leaving with the BITW award on June 4th. And hell, who knows, maybe I'll go defend it on Hibs.net. Maybe I'll go back to another wrestling forum which I shall not name.
Hey Pat Fenlon how you doing? (Waves to webcam again)
The reason I'm leaving is you posters. Because after I'm gone you're still going to post on this forum. I'm just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Crayo is going to have lots of traffic despite himself. But there are 100,000 posts when there should be a million. You know why he’s not got a million posts? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag yes men, like Xanth, who eats all of Crayo's food supplies.
Let me tell you a personal story about Crayo alright. We do this whole bully campaign
Mic cut off.
No hard feeling Xanth and Crayo, just you fit in best with the transcript
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