Cowgirl position = most dangerous for the penis

[Danielson]

Never knew a fellow with broke dick.

 

[Aids Johnson]

Yep, go figure. Apparently the cowgirl position is responsible for 50% of penis fractures. Ouch.



That's the majority of it, but you can read the rest of it here.

And just because, here's the photo they included with it:

Liked for the photo, photoshopped to hell, but nice pretend looking tits.

I don't mind cowgirl, but the reverse is the worst. Who wants to stare at a back and some crack?

 

[Aids Johnson]

What about the other 50%? ark:

There is a show here about it, I can't remember the name though. Probably breaking dicks in tight buttholes.

 

[Trip in the Head]

Come close to being a statistic for this before haha

 

[Pop Tatari]

I fractured my penis using a hoover :sad:

 

[Prince Bálor]

I fractured my penis using a hoover :sad:

Cheer up, at least you got it sucked. :heenan:

 

[Aids Johnson]

I fractured my penis using a hoover :sad:

That poor mini-vac.

 

[Trip in the Head]

I fractured my penis using a hoover :sad:

Hey at least you weren't using a suck kut HA

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Crap!! I should have! 1:

I was thinking more along the lines of a parody of this:



Title: Momma don't let your babies grow up to ride cowgirl

 

[Trip in the Head]

I was thinking more along the lines of a parody of this:



Title: Momma don't let your babies grow up to ride cowgirl

:4/10:

 

[Aids Johnson]

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

wtf is wrong with Tina Fey?

 

[Jonathan]

I liked the tags more than anything tbh

 

[Slobberknocker]

You have to be going pretty buck wild to fracture his penis. Crazier things have happened though I guess.

 

[Aids Johnson]

I really doubt it could be that tough, probably inexperience and size/coordination mixed together.