Confessions

[PY.]

Simple game they used to blame on a music forum I went on. Basically, you confess to something you do when your friends aren't around. Nothing disgusting, just habits of yours. I'll start it off.

I drink my friends booze if they leave it at my house and when they ask me about it, I tell them they drank it.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Isn't it fair game at that point?

I wrote a song called ChildGrabber and recorded it then gave it to random people on the street.

 

[PY.]

^ : where the lyrics at?

I feel like my dogs know exactly what I'm thinking when they stare at me, and sometimes it freaks me out.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Hold on I'll post them here, they are on my flash drive.

Edit:
ChildGrabber by The Chucks

Chorus:
It's the Amber Alert
Don't Scream and you won't get hurt
The Amber Alert
Don't scream and you won't get hurt
I'm the ChildGrabber and I just had to have her

Verse 1:
I'll drive by really slow in a tinted van
I'll stop you with candy in hand
Then when they come near this man
I'll toss ya in the back on old soda cans
And a away we go down the road
A shack in the middle of nowhere is where we slow
Then we come to a halt and I let you out
But before you can run I toss you about
You begin to cry and pout
No mommy is here to save you now
I'll let you stay under some floorboards
Now don't you go anywhere I'm going to the store
In this case if somebody finds ya I'll be gone
Then I'll steal somelse else on the way back home...
However I think nobody is coming down this lonely road
I'll be back in a few... You won't be lonely long

Chorus

Verse 2:
Man I like them young kids
Callin' home to your folks tellin' fibs
Not happenin' no phone calls for ya kid
Get used to it this is where you live
In my basement you will be hid
Soon your virginity will be rid
It's not so sad
I'm cheery, pretty damn glad
I'm happy your my new son
I never got the chance to have my own
Forever my love will be shown
With Ice cream cones!
Sit down and take a lick
Don't eat too much you'll get sick
But I'll make it better, forever
Say hello to your new home kid!

I'm the Child Grabber and I just had.. to have her

Verse 3:
Hahaha, I'm so I'm bangin'
Why I attract piles of childs
Too my hotel room
We'll listen to my tunes
And then very soon...
The police will have me on house arrest
I watch you across the block
Lookin' really hot
Throwin' off your socks
Jumpin' through your sprinkler
This is a thinker
How can I get over there with this ankle bracelet?
Alright, face it, I can't rape it
Look at an angle, adjacent
On the window, I paste it
You catch a glimpse
You run inside to hide
I find it kinda rude
I just wanna show you I'm a nice dude
So maybe we can get together
Share annoying stories about the weather
Then well cuddle up next to the dresser
But dammit, I can't do you
I can't screw you
So I guess I'll boo hoo
Nap time alone sucks
So I guess I gotta muscle up and blow a load over a computer, I'm sharpshooter

-Another confession for this thread... Ummm I once got arrested for breaking into a laundry mat that I thought was open for 24 hours a day.

 

[PY.]

That was the best post ever.

- I'm fluent in Polish.

 

[Killswitch]

Post on wrestling forums it's something no one knows about it.

 

[Deuce]

No one knows that I have tried Extacy.