You have nothing on me my dear.
Aside from the skills inherent to your gende r of course. Cleaning, cooking, and whatever the hell else you're told to do.
I am sorry for wasting my own time on you. You obviously haven't hit puberty yet, so I'll go a tad bit easier on you.
You are nothing but a failed abortion, a worthless fanboy who will grow up to work the pretzel stand in the mall until he is 40, wishing his terrible acne would go away so he could just get laid once before he dies. Sadly, that is your life in a nutshell.
I'm trying to tell you that you are worthless in every way, you will never amount to anything above "High School Dropout". It brings a fake tear to my eye when I see such stupidity in people.
Pack up your suitcase and go back to sucking on mum's tit, or perhaps try sucking on the barrel of a gun. You are a stereotype. You are a cliche. I have come across way to many people like you. People who wish they were special, intelligent, or mean anything to this world. You don't mean anything, you're amazingly stupid and your parents made a mistake spawning you.