This strange story begins 20 some odd years ago when Colin's dad met Colin's mother. Both were working in as circles as freakshow exhibits, his father, the Dog Faced Boy, his mother, the Bearded Woman. It was love at first sight on that fateful spring day. His Mother was shaving and caught a glimpse of his Father fucking an empty tuna can and she knew that one day, he would father her child.
His Mother used her bearded, womanly charms to seduce his Father. Things were great for the couple until 3 months later, his Mother found out she was pregnant. Frantic, she went to Chuckles' The Clown's Traveling Abortion Clinic where things went horribly wrong. As she laid on the hood of the 1972 El Camino, a clown plunging a rusty clothes hanger into HER bearded lady, when, on the end of the hanger, she saw her son. He refused to die at the hands of the clown so his mother decided to keep him.
He was promoted on the circuit as the Living Abortion, making gobs of money for the circus company until his parents decided to leave the circus when he was 13. After endless teasing because of his freakshow parents and the hole in the top of his head, he decided to drop out of school to spend his time with his true loves, the only things that didn't judge or despise him, weed and WoW.
With the two Ws on his side, he knew the world was his. He smoked joint after joint, garbage bag after garbage bag as he took the world of Azeroth for his own. First, he completed the Burning Crusade, then he slayed the vicious Lytch King, now, as he waits for Cataclysm, he's grown bored or Warcraft. He has the maximum amount of 80lvl characters of all types. His gold is capped on all accounts, his friends are starting to take time off letting teh newbzzzzzzz invade his favorite servers and guilds. He's decided to venture into the world outside of WoW, online message boards. Having never developed social skills outside of biting, spiting, and farting, the transition has been tough for him, but, with our help, he can do it.
His Mother used her bearded, womanly charms to seduce his Father. Things were great for the couple until 3 months later, his Mother found out she was pregnant. Frantic, she went to Chuckles' The Clown's Traveling Abortion Clinic where things went horribly wrong. As she laid on the hood of the 1972 El Camino, a clown plunging a rusty clothes hanger into HER bearded lady, when, on the end of the hanger, she saw her son. He refused to die at the hands of the clown so his mother decided to keep him.
He was promoted on the circuit as the Living Abortion, making gobs of money for the circus company until his parents decided to leave the circus when he was 13. After endless teasing because of his freakshow parents and the hole in the top of his head, he decided to drop out of school to spend his time with his true loves, the only things that didn't judge or despise him, weed and WoW.
With the two Ws on his side, he knew the world was his. He smoked joint after joint, garbage bag after garbage bag as he took the world of Azeroth for his own. First, he completed the Burning Crusade, then he slayed the vicious Lytch King, now, as he waits for Cataclysm, he's grown bored or Warcraft. He has the maximum amount of 80lvl characters of all types. His gold is capped on all accounts, his friends are starting to take time off letting teh newbzzzzzzz invade his favorite servers and guilds. He's decided to venture into the world outside of WoW, online message boards. Having never developed social skills outside of biting, spiting, and farting, the transition has been tough for him, but, with our help, he can do it.
