CM Punk = Jobber

[Chuck Taylor's Grenade]

Plus another person might object to it. What his name? Hunter McMahon something?

 

[CenaMark54]

Plus another person might object to it. What his name? Hunter McMahon something?

Yea because wrestlers use each others finishers all the time. The only person who won't let anyone use his finisher is HHH due to his backstage politicking and such.

I can picture it now~~~~

Steph and Hunter Banging in bed
Triple H: "Babe, I feel threatened by CM Punk. Don't let him use the Pepsi Plunge"

Steph: "You stick it in my ass and I'll consider it"

Vince (coming out from behind the curtain with his pants down): "Don't you worry Hunter, I've got you covered."

 

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

^ I could see that happening.

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

Punk is DEFINITELY winning at the Bash. They even made the poll last night which had Punk as the most likely to lose his belt. Add to that the beatdown by Batista, and it points to Punk retaining... And hopefully turning heel :shifty:

Nope, Kane will interfere and probably destroy Punk. So Punk will win by DQ.

 

[KenFan4life]

how do we know that CM Punk won't job at the bash?


much like the same way he lost to 'Tista in a minute...


cuz maybe they wanna have CM Punk realize that "Hey...I ain't on roids and I'm a pussy compared to all this big-guys...maybe I should TURN HEEL!!!"

or it could be like...

a shit-ton of smarks are at The 'Bash...

and we all know that (according to kaedon) smarks hate anyone thats a "maineventer" such as Batista....


and maybe they wanna have Batista become a "MEGASUPERSMARKHEELSTAR" guy...


and have him whoop Cm's ass easily...

so he can like...

destory people(goldberg style)


til John Cena says "Hey...Quit Being a Dick to people 'Tista..."

Then Tista will be like "Hey-Yo Cena...let me rub my dick on yo-forehead"


Cena gets a lil-bit mad and fights back and like...

KA-Walla-BAM!!!!



They fight in a CMPunk's Sweet Ass on a Pole -Ladder-inside of HellinCell with a Steel Cage ontop of the Cell match...that'll also have Like...Barbed-Wire Flaming Tables with Thumbtacks...

and Mark HEnry could be the special guest ref...

making their match ever-more-epic...


and like...

they could have guest celebriters such as Zach Snyder and Michael Bay and Kevin Smith and Queertin Tarontino and like...during the match...

Santino makes fun of Quetin's last name...
thus causing Paul Rodriguz(quetin's grindhouse pal) to come out and interfere in the their match...



but BigShow(still bitter from his lose to Michael Meyers) from several mania's ago decides that he's had enough of celeb-abuse ,so he comes out and turns face by helping mega-heel santino out...
cuz he's super mega-face cause he fights for whats right, even when its helping a huge-heel...



but during all this...


While Cena and 'Tista are ontop of the like...

in between the steel cage and hellincell...

Homicde and El Generico can make their mega-huge WWEDebuts ...

thus sideing with Orton cause by around this time, Orton will be a mega-huge-hulkhogan-style face...

fans will automatically consider homicide a main-eventer cause he's protrade as Orton's Bro...


but in a Super Duper Double Turn...

Orton and Homicide both have the same ideas and both TURN-ON EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME...


thus making them tweeners...

around this time...

CEna "F-U's" Batista off the top of the steel-cage(which is ontop of the hellinacell) through like...
90 flaming-barbedwire-thumbtack tables...

but just as CEna's Climbing the ladder,reaching for the belt...


and oldschool mega-masked KANE makes his return(cause undertaker lights him on fire like harvey dent from durkknight)...


Kane chokeslams cena off the ladder and cena falls flat through the steel cage's roof, then onto the HellinaCell's roof...all the way through the ring, (which causes a huge-hole in the ring)


Kane then does his "Pryo-Turnbuckle" thing...

The FIRE is soo Much Huge'er and Bigger and Stronger ...so much so that it Lifts the Cage-Cell up off the ground and like....

it melts the fench and kane is then on the ground...


Undertaker then makes his way to the ring in his biker'gimmick...

this time thou...

'Taker has a few pals..

JohnMOrrison,Samoa Joe,Chuck Palumbo, and MVP are Undertaker's "WildHogs" stable...

they all cruise to the ring...


They circle the ring...

and are about to enter...

but Kane's real dad , freddy kurger comes into the real world and scares 'Taker and his Gang Away...

they fall into a floating lava-pool of death and die sortof...



Then all The ECW guys come out and battle each other....one last time..

Paul Heymen seems to win thou...
but eveyone gets in their signature stuff...


Umaga then comes out and Kills all the ECW guys...

their spirits are seen as the spirit of ECW floats upwards into the sky, as the spirit and soul of ECW finally finds peace...



Tna and WCW guys come out and try fighting...

but Batman kinda've makes a guest apperacne...

noone knows what side he's on...


but then its realized that hes on Team WWE...

then all the guys from stonecold times come out and battle with wcw guys ....one more epic-time...

stone cold dudes win...

rock says some funny stuff..


then the Hogan-Guys come out and face the Stone-Cold Guys...

It is epic and they all war so hard that noone wins that one...



Finally..

The Men that are the mega-battle'lerz...


batista and cena...

begin crawling through the carnage...


all bloody and gloruious as they duke it out...

for all of the wrestling world championships of all time...
and for like....every wrestling match of ever...begins to happen as Cena and Batista have like...The Biggest-Battle ever in History

even bigger then 300-dawnofthedead-badboys2-we'were'soliders-braveheart-the starwars movies-the lordoftheRingsmovies-apocolypse'now-platoon-etc.all put together in epic-ness...


and like...

theirs like a billion fans there in the biggest areana...



and as it seems to finally end...

cena and tista...

one on one...


a song hits..

its RIC FLAIR...

he chest chops every wrestler that has ever existed...
til he finally gets double teamed on by cena and tista..

Cena & 'tista collide and head butt each other...


and out of nowhere..


"KENNEDDDYYYY!!!!"
(airbourne's "TUrn Up THe Trouble" hits the mega-speakers)


Mr.Kennedy then makes his way and wins all the World Titles ever...


in the biggest WrestleMania MATCH ever...







............


so like...the point is...


has anyone ever thought this through before they went on to persumptions that CMpunk could possibley retain?

cuz who-knows...

maybe 'Tista will win and all this could happen...


ya-never know(thats my point)

 

[JurassicBonez]

batista pinned kane in the fatal four way making him #1 cont. and kane obviously the loser strike 1, kane is attaching punk and batista comes out strike 2.... well i dont see no strike 3 but kane will cost batista the title at the GAB, it seems to me they are trying or starting to build a fued between the 2 and either kane will distract batista, kane will get batista counted out, or punk wins by dq when batista hits either the spine buster or the batista bomb, or the ref will be knocked out, batista hits the spine buster kane comes down they fight kane hits chokeslam and leaves punk sieces the oppertunity and pins batista, thats the only outcomes that i see happening

 

[KenFan4life]

and then...

after that...


maybe we can have JBL and his Gaurd-Crew come out and they can be like ...

"Yo-F**k Kane and Famou$E!!!"


errr...I meant Batista...


and theyt can Feud fo-Summer-SLAM!

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Of course Batista won't lose clean, it'll be DQ

BECAUSE HE'S THE ANIMAL!! RAWRRR!

 

[Evil Austin]

Batista is going to loose fair and simple i mean plain and simple.. im bored. and its all because of the batista sig i have thats why he is going to loose.