Why are you talking about your own mum, you prob made a typo when you said my mum. Cause i am here to insult people's mums yet you do it for me. But don't get me started about your mum. Since when do mum's have dicks. Also your mum is so ugly, she tried to enter an ugly contest but they said "sorry, no proffesinals"
Lol google jokes = Self Owned