Chat thread 2

[Jay-Ashley]

that is great

 

[Nostradamus]

Here's another

 

[Nostradamus]

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

 

[Jay-Ashley]

Damn

 

[Jay-Ashley]

that is brutal

 

[Nostradamus]

Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

 

[Jay-Ashley]

damn that is messed up

 

[Jay-Ashley]

that one was good

 

[Nostradamus]

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back… Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

 

[Jay-Ashley]

wth lol

 

[Nostradamus]

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster… Now it doesn't work.

 

[Jay-Ashley]

lol

 

[Black Wizard]

lmao

 

[Nostradamus]

How do you circumcise a redneck?

 

[Jay-Ashley]

how