Kayfabe "Changing the face of this company forever!"

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*Buster Gates’ music blast through the arena. He walks out hand in hand with his fiancé Hayley. Buster, as always is wearing an expensive suit whilst Hayley is wearing a slim black dress. They pause at the top of the ramp to soak in the oncoming boos. Satisfied by their reaction they begin walking down the ramp to the ring. Buster pauses to flex his muscles at the bottom of the ramp before walking up the steps and helping Hayley into the ring. Hayley walks to the opposite side of the ring to grab a microphone whilst Buster enters the ring himself. He walks over to a turnbuckle, climbs onto the second rope and looks out into the audience of people before stepping down and taking the microphone from Hayley. His music stops...*

Buster Gates: In order to stay with the times let me just say... Daaaaamn Daniel! Danny Watts, the walking embodiment of a depressed cactus, was surprisingly quite the match-up at the weekend! I don’t know if it was because I’ve been gone a few months, or if he is actually someone who might catch a couple of people off guard, but he gave me a run for my money during that match! If it wasn’t for me being, well, me... He might’ve picked up the win. But... I am me, and he didn’t...

*Buster smiles at his witty remark.*

Buster Gates: Fortunately though, like the genital wart he is, he has been dealt with, is out of the way and I’m on to bigger and better challenges. Next up on my quest of making history again by becoming the first ever Precision Champion is another newcomer by the name of Dog The Bounty Hunter... No wait, sorry, it’s Martin Drake. My mistake, easy to get confused. You know, with both of them having long hair, the same hobby and well, both being ugly as shit...

*The audience boo.*

Buster Gates: What? Am I wrong? Of course not... You see, he might be the creepy guy living in a cabin in the woods, but the plot twist on this horror story is that the cocky rich guy is going to come out unscathed whilst he’s going to slow walk his way to the back of the line.

*Buster takes a second to collect his thoughts as more boos drown in.*

Buster Gates: You know, I get tired of not being the most talked about person on this roster. Everyone seems to be off doing their own thing! You’ve got your Mike Thunders, your Jack Rouges, your Ryan Blakes, but who honestly cares about what they’re doing? I’m Buster Gates! The longest reigning Precision Undisputed Champion of ALL TIME! The man who has only been defeated by one guy AND the co-owner of this company! It takes a special blend of perfection to concoct someone like me and yet there are some people who don’t seem to realise just what a big deal I am. Hell, if I wanted to I could change this tournament I’m in to be called Buster’s Big Gold Belt tournament. But I won’t. Instead I have another huge announcement that will change the face of this company forever!

*The audience quiet down.*

Buster Gates: March 26th 2017... The date of our Pay Per View Bad Blood...

*Buster pauses.*

Buster Gates:
... Is also the date of our wedding!

*Buster puts his arm around the waist of Hayley and smiles.*

Buster Gates: Myself and my fiancé have chosen a date, and how fitting is it that it just so happens to be the date of an event called Bad Blood? Our bloodlines will become one that night as our families unite and we become a unit. And trust me, that isn’t going to be the only bodily fluid flowing that night I can guarantee that much!

*Hayley’s eyes widen and she quickly covers her face with her hands. Buster notices this and chuckles.*

Buster Gates: Who would’ve guessed a few months back that I, Mr Money, would be getting hitched?! I couldn’t have predicted that in a million years! Yet here we are!

*Buster takes this moment to kiss Hayley on the forehead as the built up boos from Buster’s announcement grow.*

Buster Gates: Wow... Soon to be married, soon to be the first ever Precision Champion! My life is pretty great... Anyway, I’m done entertain you nerds for the day. I’ll be back to continue my dominance by defeating Drakey boy at the weekend.

*Buster’s music hits again. He escorts Hayley out of the ring and the duo head backstage.*

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