Change That Gimmick!

[Quintastic One]

John Morrison- A cocaine abusing drunkard that Kurt Cobains himself after several months of build up, ala Tim White. Without the build up.


Matt Hardy: He will not die (or ever become successful)

 

[seX-Power]

Matt Hardy: 17 time World Champion

Finlay: Former badass who skips down to the ring with fairytale music playing

 

[Quintastic One]

Finlay: Return to Badassery by beating the shit out of Michael Cole the next time he says "Star studded" or "Vintage".

Santino Marella: WWE's answer to Sasha Baren Cohen.

 

[MizMasta3000]

Santino Marella: A serious Italian badass. 21st Century Bruno Sammartino

Christan: Captain Charisma

 

[THE Renegade Diesel]

Christian: Not really Edge's brother, but his sister. Superman of Diva's division

Sheamus: Irish Behemoth

 

[MizMasta3000]

Sheamus: Hornswoggle's older brother

HHH: Cerebral Assasin

 

[Quintastic One]

Triple H: 17 Time World Champion. @_@


Shelton Benjamin: The Gold Standard.

 

[MizMasta3000]

Shelton Benjamin: 3 time WWE Champ with a personality

Edge: Rated R Superstar

 

[The Rated R CMStar]

Leave Edge alone tbh.


Chavo: a joke

 

[MizMasta3000]

Chavo: Latino Porn Star

HBK: Showstopper/Heartbreak Kid

 

[straight_edge76]

HBK: Whiney heel veteran

Ezikiel Jackson: He has a gimmick?

 

[The Leviathan]

Ezekiel Jackson: An educated monster

Mickie James: Well... uhh... Piggy James?

 

[MizMasta3000]

Mickie James: Indercover Lesbian :shifty:

Charlie Haas: ???

 

[The Leviathan]

Charlie Haas: The Silver Standard

Slam Master J: thinks he is one of Cryme Tyme

 

[straight_edge76]

Slam Master J- Nazi (contreversy much?)

Batista- The Animal