Change That Gimmick!

[Quintastic One]

Here's a fun little game we can play. I post the name of a wrestler and I believe his current gimmick to be. You reply to my post and change his gimmick to whatever you think it should be, or just something hilarious for the fun of it. Then you post a new wrestler and what you think their gimmick is and the next person does the same thing and so on and so forth.


I'll start, of course.


John Cena: The Marine.

 

[The Rated R CMStar]

John Cena: somebody with a damn edge and not that goody good guy.


Sean Morley: out of shape, old ladies man porn star.

 

[LKP]

Sean Morley: A Gardner from south beach.

Mick Foley - A checkered flannel wearing scruffbag

 

[Quintastic One]

Mick Foley: A permanent gimmick change to Dude Love.


Randy Orton: Half man, half snake.

 

[noumenon]

Randy Orton - Half Man half chicken. strutting, scratching and pecking his way around the ring.


Chris Jericho - The bitter, honest self proclaimed best in the world.

 

[Airfixx]

Chris Jericho: Jon Bon Jovi gimmick a la John 'Jim' Morrison. : P

Big Show: The worlds largest athlete

 

[Quintastic One]

The Big Show: The jolly green giant on the green bean cans.

Kofi Kingston: Generic black guy #17 post Jamaican Gimmick.

 

[seX-Power]

Kofi Kingston: Teddy Long's personal drug dealer



Awesome Kong: Fattie

 

[MizMasta3000]

Awesome Kong: Shelton Benjamin's mother

R-Truth - mediocre rapper

 

[Airfixx]

R-Truth: Released former WWE star.



'Mr. McMahon': Chariman of the WWE

 

[noumenon]

Mr. McMahon - Senile, wheelchair bound eccentric Chairman of WWE


TEH UNDERTAKAH! - Dead

 

[MizMasta3000]

Undertaker: Clint Eastwood old badass

Zack Ryder - Guido

 

[seX-Power]

Zack Ryder- Object of prison buttrape
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Drew McIntyre- THE PARTY IS OVER

 

[MizMasta3000]

Drew Mcintyre: Irish Killer

Yoshi Tatsu: Asian guy

 

[straight_edge76]

Yoshi Tatsu- Another minority who is tired of being stereotyped.

John Morrison: Generic Flasy Face with a 'rockstar' look