Cena hater rant.

[TheTNHMaster]

Wanna know why da Black Jizzy don't don't give a fuck bout Cena, biatch? Well, letz just say, dat I peep where tha Cena hatas is comin from. I just realize dat Cena be as Triple H would say "Best fo' bidnizz". I KNOW why Cena is "shoved down our throats". Letz take dis weeks Raw fo' example. I KNOW why you would be mad over Sandow losin his chedda up in yo, but dat was one part up in a overall phat Raw. If you don't give a fuck bout a Raw cuz Cena won a match, you seriously need ta step away from wrestlin fo' a while (maybe forever). Da playas whoz ass call Cena a cold-ass lil cancer is mo' fuckin wack. Cena has overall helped tha bidnizz, how tha fuck has dat schmoooove muthafucka hurt it, biatch? Not bein tha dopest technical wrestla up there, biatch? Cena is pushed as hard as he is since his schmoooove ass can be marketed towardz both hatas n' fans. Yo ass peep dem "Our thugged-out asses don't give a fuck bout Cena" shirts, biatch? Da playas whoz ass don't give a fuck bout Cena is buyin his crazy-ass merch. If you tune up in every last muthafuckin week n' whine over Cena...what is you bustin, biatch? Here is some options fo' you Cena haters.

1. Don't watch
2. Skip over his thugged-out lil' parts
3. Ignore him
4. Don't feed scrilla tha fuck into his crazy-ass merch
5. STOP WATCHING WWE IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH

Fuck dat shit, 5 options ta do if you don't give a fuck bout Cena, not so hard, is they, biatch? I be Black Jizzy, n' I be out

 

[F.R.I.E]

Your terminology exceeds my expectations. That was beautiful.

 

[Lockard 23]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, are why Ebonics-To-English translators come in handy...

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

This thread is worse than Cena.

 

[TheTNHMaster]

This thread is worse than Cena.

I take that as a compliment

 

[Danielson]

Cena is entertaining imo. Also a pretty good worker.

 

[Farooq]

We have Cena haters here?

 

[TheTNHMaster]

We have Cena haters here?

I have no idea, maybe. I was rappin' bout Cena haters, never holla'd any was here.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

That might as well have been written in Finnish. I have no idea what the Thread was about. :idk:

 

[Action Jackson]

Terrible thread and a shit gimmick.

 

[Trip in the Head]

And we about to make you famous, taking over Earth and still kickin in Uranus

 

[Action Jackson]

This thread is worse than Cena.

That's easy to do, since Cena is an incredible wrestler and a 14 time world champion.

 

[Aids Johnson]

Wanna know why da Black Jizzy don't don't give a fuck bout Cena, biatch? Well, letz just say, dat I peep where tha Cena hatas is comin from. I just realize dat Cena be as Triple H would say "Best fo' bidnizz". I KNOW why Cena is "shoved down our throats". Letz take dis weeks Raw fo' example. I KNOW why you would be mad over Sandow losin his chedda up in yo, but dat was one part up in a overall phat Raw. If you don't give a fuck bout a Raw cuz Cena won a match, you seriously need ta step away from wrestlin fo' a while (maybe forever). Da playas whoz ass call Cena a cold-ass lil cancer is mo' fuckin wack. Cena has overall helped tha bidnizz, how tha fuck has dat schmoooove muthafucka hurt it, biatch? Not bein tha dopest technical wrestla up there, biatch? Cena is pushed as hard as he is since his schmoooove ass can be marketed towardz both hatas n' fans. Yo ass peep dem "Our thugged-out asses don't give a fuck bout Cena" shirts, biatch? Da playas whoz ass don't give a fuck bout Cena is buyin his crazy-ass merch. If you tune up in every last muthafuckin week n' whine over Cena...what is you bustin, biatch? Here is some options fo' you Cena haters.

1. Don't watch
2. Skip over his thugged-out lil' parts
3. Ignore him
4. Don't feed scrilla tha fuck into his crazy-ass merch
5. STOP WATCHING WWE IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH

Fuck dat shit, 5 options ta do if you don't give a fuck bout Cena, not so hard, is they, biatch? I be Black Jizzy, n' I be out

TNH is a pussy.

 

[Action Jackson]

Hulk: HEY BROOKE 2, I THINK THIS JABRONI OVER HERE IS WITH ACE'S AND 8'S. I'M GONNA HIT HIM WITH THE AXE BOMBER, DUDE!

HEY GREENHORN, TAKE A BUMP!!

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

That's easy to do, since Cena is an incredible wrestler and a 14 time world champion.

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