Cena-Buttocks' Night of CHampionships REVIEW (Spoilers if u not have internet)

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cena-buttocks

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This is my first time doing a review, I am sorry if its not that good :D

Reviews n stuff for Night of Championship Edition PPV.

THe Mix and John Norrisson vs Finland and Hornswoggle.

Finland have bad hair, its boring. Norrison's hair is soooo shiny. It was fun seeing NOrrison throw around the midget, it made me laugh. Ok match, 4/10.

Matt Hardy vs Chavo Warrior

Another good match, if it had been longer, it might have been as good as a John Cena match (That's a joke :)). I'm mad cause BAM NEELY didn't win the match, eh a cool dude. Lots of leg kicks from Chavo in this one.

6/10

The CAW and Hardcore Holly vs Ted Dibiase and TBD

My peoples said good stuffs about TBD, he couldnt' show up due to family emergency (Like Benpit) and Cawdy had to turn bad and attack Hardcore. Boring match, just like Cody Rhodes.

.5/10

Kane vs Big Shoe vs Mike Henry

THE ADamnle didn't know what to call the announced tabled, that was funny. I thought Big Shoe would win, but Mike hit a big frogsplash (MOAR LIEK COWSPLASH!) and got the win. Its his first title since the Your oh peeing title. OK match

4/10

Chris Jerichode vs Coffee Kingston

This is my first time seeing coffee and the guy can jump high (cos he black like Cena, lol). Y2CHEAP tried to cheat his way to a vicotry but Sean Michaels wouldn't have no of it, he kicked Lance Cade and Coffee won after a spinninng kick to the head and or face.

7/10

Mickie James vs Katie Lea

Katie gives me a weird feeling in my pants are when she shows up. Katie does a lot of stuff I don't get (Almost like she was working the arm for advantage) but Mickie hits with the MickieDDT. good match. Paul is still boing with boring hair. He needs to be pirated again.

5.5/10

The Edge vs Boretista!

The eDge wins, but Batister managed to lift Vicikie Guerrero (ALL 777 pounds) and throw her outside. It was like the cow humpping ove rthe moon in the story. The match got so boring at one point that the ref pulled himself out of the ring to take a nap. Chavo (Cause he a good guy) came in and referred the match) Good match, but the finish felt like TNA (MAde no sense, and it had Kirk Angel winning).

7.5/10

Triple HHH vs JOHN TEH SUPERMAN CENA!!

Good match, Triple HHH uses the Crossface like benout, but didn't kill his family (lulz), John fought valiantly for the Chain Gang and for hisself, but HHH wins afte hittting 5 Pedigrees because Cena is Super. very good match, would have been better if Cena won. Good brawling and story, (To be Frank... Actually, I'm still Cena buttocks, lol.) this was best match of night

9.5/10

Pretty decent show, overall, I give it a.... 2/10
 

THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps

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:rofl:

Um yeah, you are 100% right :shifty:
 

Beer Money Army

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umm i would have to disagree with alot of those ratings :(
 

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This = GREAT
 
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i support Cena but i wouldnt go this far. to call him superman is strange. he's the best wrestler. not a superman.
 

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HAHAHAHAHA YOU MADE FUN OF THEIR NAMES

pretty clever....
 

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:laugh: i blame your "in betweens" for rating Cena/Hunter match with a 9.5