Well you have to give it up for Connery, just out of respect. You'd also get a great story out of it. Plus he'd probably pay for the reconstructive surgery because he's a classy man.
To think that he retired from acting because of all the behind the scenes bullshit he suffered during the making of "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" is insane. It must have been really enraging to make him want to leave his career behind entirely. League of Extraordinary Gentlemen graphic novels are really good & written by Alan Moore (Watchmen, V for Vendetta, From Hell).