Cat memes and such, go away

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True. Cats seem to have a lot more uniqueness to them, whereas dogs are doargs if they are treated right. They just want to run around with a stupid look on their face and have someone to rub their belly at the end of the day. Cats have actual moods and are more human-like with the way they show emotion. I also feel you have to earn a cats affection whereas dogs will lick anyone's hand put in front of them, which I find cool.

Definitely though more lame cats out there than lame dogs. Often times people will come over and see my cat, declare themselves a 'dog person' or 'they don't like cats' but by the time they leave they can't stop petting Snoop.
Exactly. It's really about the owner in both cases, honestly. If you have a dope cat, give yourself a pat on the shoulder and be thankful, while dogs have to just be abused to really suck as far as i have seen. My dog is a bearded lady (mini schnauzer) so she pretends she can attack anyone who walks in the door, but most of her day is spend a couple feet away from me staring at me like a creep, waiting for food/a treat/to go outside/play. I see no part of attending to her as a chore, outside of the bath business.
 

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haha you basically just described my cat. She chills with me toking up just waiting for snack time. Plus you don't have to bathe cats, but you do have to scoop their shit out of a box, so there is that...

Snoop loves going outside I might just see if I can get her to start shitting outside like a dog.
 

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haha you basically just described my cat. She chills with me toking up just waiting for snack time. Plus you don't have to bathe cats, but you do have to scoop their shit out of a box, so there is that...

Snoop loves going outside I might just see if I can get her to start shitting outside like a dog.
That's what my buddy did. His cats kicked it by us for smoke time in the small room, then went and chilled by the pool. They even had a specific area they deuced in. :boss1:

My dog doesnt shed, but yeah the haircut is expensive for sure. Like 60$every other month for someone to shave up my bearded lady? They have to to trim the asshairs, and that's really why i pay for it, otherwise i'd do it myself.
 

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It's a shame i dont have my pos phone. My dog is on my bed (i'm on my computer chair rolling around and about a foot from her) and every time i say what, she just licks her lips and motions at my egg sandwich. Apparently I cooked for my dog.

Oh and for people who dont know what a mini schnauzer is.
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It's a shame i dont have my pos phone. My dog is on my bed (i'm on my computer chair rolling around and about a foot from her) and every time i say what, she just licks her lips and motions at my egg sandwich. Apparently I cooked for my dog.

Oh and for people who dont know what a mini schnauzer is.
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Your dog has a manlier beard than you do.
 

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Your dog has a manlier beard than you do.
My beard isn't even relevant when compared to my bearded ladies. She wears it better than i could.

She has more hair on the top of her head than you do, did you notice that?
 

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I'm butthurt (how) they used him 10 times in 10 years, but what can you do eh... I believe he's back in TNA for good though. He's next week on Impact too.
I've only watched TNA for a year and a half, barely behind how long i've been watching WWE. I having watched WWE since feb last year, and i joined here in early may, watching TNA i think starting in June.

I just am a fan of the comedy gimmick used here. El Torito? No. Shark Boy? OH SHELL YEAH.
 

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haha you basically just described my cat. She chills with me toking up just waiting for snack time. Plus you don't have to bathe cats, but you do have to scoop their shit out of a box, so there is that...

Snoop loves going outside I might just see if I can get her to start shitting outside like a dog.
No see, my cats' are assholes. Even with their litterbox being completely cleaned, they would much rather drop a deuce on my bed. It's been a regular thing now for like a week. Idk what their problem is. Oh, I figured that Britanica would have a friggin' cat'gasm with this thread. Yes I was thinking of you when I made this Brit. :ksi:
 

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Like most things, I think people that own cats find the memes funnier than those that don't own cats or don't have experience with them. If you can relate to it, that tends to make things funnier in general.
 

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Like most things, I think people that own cats find the memes funnier than those that don't own cats or don't have experience with them. If you can relate to it, that tends to make things funnier in general.
Like I've said before, I have cats, love em and all that good stuff. Just, the cat memes are just not that funny